UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/AskAboutFog

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You ask the Caravan:

"So, how long does it actually take to get corrupted and mutated by the fog?"

"Oh, the fog fucks you up whenever the hell it wants.", the Ass-Faced Face-Assed Man tells you. "I'm pretty sure that it's alive. One giant, gaseous, living organism."

The fog might be alive? Not exactly reassuring. Guess you should stick with these guys in case the fog decides to turn you into... a flying gorilla-rat or something.

"But I do know one thing... it's pretty rare for the fog to transform you twice. Maybe it might do it, though, if it REALLY hates you," says the Ass-Faced Face-Assed Man.