UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/ASBOBAAT

Your Sealese isn't great, but the look he's giving you tells you that he means to say "What the fuck?"

To prove that you're (supposed to be) a human (and thus undesirable to citizens of the Seal Dimension), you start speaking in English. But to confuse Kiksh's interpreters and prevent them from gaining any of your plans, you don't actually speak English. Instead, you recite the first paragraph of A story built one byte at a time, because it sounds vaguely like English despite being complete gibberish.

"Kali seemed very unimatchabaktar actuall zombies gave mangeletitc thot sermons fo tinky weieez sad mayhem c A'splodes as amittesstories rob? dharma prim oranmoccasiNS' AAHAA!! teblemormen stroke-pen1s creamy mic$DS NO SWoTI QUOTE QUITS QUAS QATAR SPACE-COMMUNIST GHENGIS B$ FRAPN'So you watch if my ducklin dies atriumvomitiviozoi :3 c++ fruity composers at Germany!!!!!!!??? CommuniSm references! g-f aspied T4T korokordolodroloptoleusilopklolodero@gmail.com su` problemism and Brackets (disambiguation) my ass! W sex Ass"

Awfully confused, Kiksh lets you into the portal. Consider yourself an expert at mind control from now on.

You may:

• Go through a portal to Juneau