UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/bearcorpse

You wish you looked like this guy. But this is not the same bear corpse as the one you've found.

You examine the bear corpse. It's teeming with flies, its eyes have decayed, and its ribcage is partially exposed. It's gone kind of flat as well. But surprisingly, it doesn't smell all that bad. It has a scent that reminds you of the sunny Mediterranean rather than a dead Alaska grizzly bear. How... peculiar.

You may:

• Continue down past Bear Crossing
• Shit yourself
• Use moccasin magic to teleport your kayak here
• Go back to where you started