UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/Gunnukcreek

They always were evil...

You walk down Gunnuk Creek. A very nice creek. The best creek, it has the best creek. Or maybe its actually GREEK! Because suddenly on the horizon, you see 50 sentient Gyros murdering more bears!

You may now:

• Defend the bear
• Shit yourself
• Go swimming in the apparently Greek creek
• Use moccasin magic to turn the gyros into Greek people
• Defend the bear but in a way that references [TITLE CARD]
• Head back down the creek, too many gyros slaughtering bears