UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/ShitYourself

You shit your pants. Luckily, you'd theoretically able to wash the shit off your pants in the Greek Gunnuk Creek.

However, a bear comes out of the woods and laughs at the sight of your bare ass. The bear suddenly becomes serious and yells:

ACCORDING TO THE FUNDAMENTAL LAWS OF NATURE, I, BEING A BEAR, AM THE ONLY ONE WHO IS ALLOWED TO SHIT IN THE WOODS! BY THE JUSTICE OF OUR ANCIENT LAWS, THOU SHALT BE MAULED!

The bear does exactly that. Of course, he starts by shoving his muzzle up your asshole, which is now as wide and red as Kirk Johnson's.

𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝔻𝕚𝕖𝕕

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