UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/kakekayakmagic

You summon the bashed-up, kayak-ified Glorbus. It seems to be speaking to you.

"Remember, everything has a soul. Except Wikipedia admins, of course. But as a thing, I, a speedboat that has been converted into a kayak, possess a soul indeed, and by astrally projecting my soul into your brain, I am able to speak to you. Well, sort of. My purpose has been served, and you have used me well- you have given me far more purpose than the dude that you stole me from ever gave me. But for I am a mere ruined speedboat that has become an equally ruined kayak, I can only advise you along the way now:
You must enter the Ḵéex̱ʼ Kwáan Lodge, and stay there for two nights despite your serious debt."

You may:

• Continue down past Bear Crossing
• Investigate a corpse
• Shit yourself
• Thank the kayak
• Go back to where you started