UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/ThankALiteralBoat

You thank the remains of the Glorbus.

"No need to thank me, I am a mere lowly piece of junk. And if I were truly alive, this would be the time when I would die and be buried. Now come on, John, you've got to get to that Ketchikan place, I mean, it was your idea."

You may:

• Continue down past Bear Crossing
• Investigate a corpse
• Shit yourself
• Go back to where you started