UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/AwfulChuckNorrisFight

Does anyone even remember this guy anymore?

You are staring at Chuck Norris. He's the man, the myth, the washed celebrity, failed politician and massive meme from a time before the creators of this game were probably even born.

What do you even do against this guy? I'm pretty sure he can knock you out in one hit in any type of martial arts.

CHECKPOINT! However, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the save code, so it won't be showing up until he's gone.

You may:

• Roundhouse-kick Chuck
• Pretend you're an Aracuan
• Move after him
• Try to make out with Chuck