UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/AwfulChuckNorrisFight

Does anyone even remember this guy anymore?

ℂℍ𝔼ℂ𝕂ℙ𝕆𝕀ℕ𝕋!!
However, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the save code, so it you won't be getting one here.

You are staring at Chuck Norris. He's the man, the myth, the washed celebrity, failed politician and massive meme from a time before the creators of this game were probably even born. And now he's the lazily shoehorned in boss fight in front of you.

What do you even do against this guy? I'm pretty sure he can knock you out in one hit in any type of martial arts.

You may:

• Roundhouse-kick Chuck
• Pretend you're an Aracuan
• Take a hit from him
• Try to make out with Chuck