UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/SLAPPALAPPA

SLAPPALLAPPA LAPPALLAPPA CACATONEDITUCAN!

You pretend that you're an Aracuan bird. For whatever reason, this causes him to flee in terror. You turn around to see that the real Aracuan is right behind you, backing you up against him.

What, you thought i was gonna follow the source material? Do you really think i'm that predictable?

• Yes, i do truly believe that.
• Point out the spelling mistake in the page title
• Declare your love for capitalism
• Chase after Chuck