UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/AngoonAlaganikАРЕНДАБАЙДАРОКВЛАДИМИР

You could have much fun.

You enter the very, very Russian kayak shop and see a few kayaks for sale, all with the same price tag of: "ОДИН АМЕРИКАНЕЦ" which you think may mean one American.

After not much searching, you walk back into the shop with your bagged American, before being confronted with several options for kayaking.

You may now:

• Buy the Ultra Russian True Patriot Slava Rossiya Z Kayak
• Buy the Red Chinese CCP-Approved Kayak
• Buy the Idiot American Retard Kayak