UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/RussianKayak

Highlighted in red, the Alaskan Panhandle, where Ketchikan is, and you are on the far left side of the map, idiot. Idiot. Fucking retard. Why would you go the opposite way the Sun was...you're just stupid. Fuck you.

You purchase the incredibly truly Russian Kayak, suddenly learning Russian and moving onward to kayak straight to Ketchikan, which, just as you look at a map, is directly...

Well it turns out you went the wrong way and you should probably just go catch a plane.

You may now:

• Use moccasin magic to convert the kayak into a biplane
• Just use the kayak anyways
• Bash your head in with the kayak