UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/RussianKayak

Highlighted in red, the Alaskan Panhandle. At the very bottom right corner is Ketchikan. And you're right in the middle of the red oval. Idiot. Fucking retard. Why would you go the opposite way the Sun was...you're just stupid. Fuck you.

You purchase the incredibly truly Russian Kayak, suddenly learning Russian and moving onward to kayak straight to Ketchikan, which, just as you look at a map, is directly...

Well it turns out that you've been kayaking in the wrong direction, so you should probably just go catch a plane.

You may now:

• Just use the kayak anyways
• Use moccasin magic to convert the kayak into a biplane
• Bash your head in with the kayak