UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/ChineseKayak

非常中國化。

As you walk up to the register with your American to pay, the one Chinese janitor there begins ranting in Chinese.

"你好！感謝您購買品質卓越、令人難以置信的中國皮划艇！非常感謝。我向偉大的習近平報告這件事！他為你帶來巨大的社會信譽提升，偉大的公共皮划艇商店的同志們!" -Chinese Janitor

"...I don't speak Chinese." -You

"沒關係，我藉助習近平的力量鑄造了中國古代殺傷力莫卡辛鞋!" -Chinese Janitor

You begin to feel tan brown, fuzzy, and become smaller, until you lose sight and become a moccasin.

𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝔻𝕚𝕖𝕕

You may:

• Respawn
• Restart
• Quit