UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/BenchSleepOlympiaWA

Why your balls are dead.

You find your way to a bench outside a random construction site, and close your eyes after making a blanket of Moccasins. It happens to be, as you fall into a deep sleep, some idiot comes up to you and begins beating your balls with a fucking baseball bat. Half asleep and in an unholy amount of pain, you stand up at this point sobbing from the fact that now your dick is actually broken, preparing to put up a weak ass attempt at fighting.

You may:

• Let yourself die.
• Run.
• Slap him.
• Try to parry his baseball bat attack.