UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/AirplaneFood

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800px-Whittier%2C_Alaska_ENBLA02.jpgYou gather as much airplane food as you can.

Why does it always feel so bland and artificial?

You almost take a bite out of a bit of salad in a plastic container before the following iconic line comes rushing back to you…

What's the deal with airline food?

You remember all your previous experiences on airplanes, and how the food is barely even, well, food. You realize that eating that stuff in Alaska would be a death sentence, so you must find a different option.

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