UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/518

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You get on 518, paying your fare up front. You sit down across the aisle from a lesbian couple locked in a deep kiss, and behind a guy with disturbing images on his phone who is glaring angrily at the lesbians. In front of the Lesbians is a Jewish rabbi playing a travel chess set with someone who looks very much like Kanye West. "Jews vs. Kanye" you think to yourself, "Now I've seen everything."

Anyway, the bus goes north for a while (slowly because traffic) with the scene next to the interstate giving "peaceful forest with blown out tires". Eventually you turn left onto a different interstate with slightly better traffic. After crossing a bridge, the bus's engine sputters out and the driver takes an exit.

The driver shouts. "Better get off, the bus is broken down! Next bus in an hour and a half at this spot! Enjoy mercer island!" and adds quietly to you: "hey, the checkpoints on this island can be messed up. Don't die!"

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