UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/AskSealsSkerry

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Little_Skerry_-_geograph.org.uk_-_1603249.jpgYou ask a sea lion about how to get to Juneau. The great big beast spits out a few fish bones, coughing and sputtering for a bit, before telling you:

"JUNEAU? JOHN JUNEAU TKTKTKTK HAAAGH? JOHN... AAAGH-BOOF HAAAGH!"

In other words, you must find the "mouth".