UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/SkerryOtherSideSwim

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Ketos

You swim towards a large landmass on the other side of the skerry from the Grand Rookery. There, waiting for you on the shore, is Ketos, a horrible creature. Ketos demands:

KETOS JOHN-AHH TKTKTKTK! JOHN AHH ORP!

You bite yourself (something that is rather difficult to do, considering the fatness and immobility of your seal body.) Ketos licks the blood from your self-inflicted wound. It is clear that Ketos wants more blood, because he says:

JOHN AHH-AHH ORP!!!

You would inevitably die if you gave Ketos any more of your blood, so you challenge Ketos to a fight.

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