UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/AttackOlula

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The Olula taunts you for a bit, but then you charge at it and punch it in the face. The creature explodes, but you slowly notice yourself becoming smaller. Meanwhile your body becomes hairier, a ratlike tail grows from your ass, and a fucking bird grows on top of your head.

You hear a voice inside you chanting… and soon you cannot control yourself…

HIPPITY HOPPITY SHMIPPITY SHMOPPITY PIPPITY POPPITY FLIPPITY FLOPPITY SCRIPPITY SCROPPITY SHMIPPITY SHMOPPITY ZIPPITY ZOPPITY NIPPITY NOPPITY MEGALOCCASIN!

You’re now an Olula, of course. Some guy sees you and smashes your skull because you're a fucking abomination. You die minutes later, still laughing at him because he will soon succumb to your disease.

𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝔻𝕚𝕖𝕕

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