UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/Boatstealing

He also didn't bother to change his outfit. Guess who's the LaziBum no- *weirdly comedic gunshot noises*

You try to steal one of the Port Hardy boats. But you then find out that it is piloted by Jacques Noir, also known as the Great Captain Móckasiin of Moccasinia Port Hardy!

...yeah, he's not particularly creative with nicknames. Anyway, he looks ready to beat you up for breaking into his boat.

You may:

• Moccasin him in the moccaface
• Tell him about the war between Goatse and Lesbianland to distract him
• Dodge his next attack
• Jump off the ship