UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/AracuanMormonWar

What they have right now is the shittiest igloo you've ever seen.

You ask the penguins about the Aracuan-Mormon war, and you don't tell them about which side you're on, just in case.

It turns out that the penguins are neutral in this war, and that they plan to join whoever gains an upper hand in the war, merely because they don't want to lose.

You may:

• Ask the penguins what the hell they're doing in Alaska, and why they're building an igloo

• Tell the penguins who you are