UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/Asbo3waat

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You tell Jacques about the war between Goatse and Lesbianland on "A story built two words at a time", the borderline edit war that ColonelKurtz, Jackson and OPOSSUM (and sometimes Squaw Dee) fought against DaniPine3 and Alula. All the vandalism and rule-breaking for the sake of either Kirk Johnson or kissing lesbians, the suspicious lack of moccasins.

Jacques doesn't laugh. At all. He's heard this story before, and it stopped being funny after the first time he heard about it.

Anyway, he then stabs you like 28 times or something. He might be interrogated about this at some point, but it's not particularly relevant right now.


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