UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/BloodBaptism

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The voices from above (and below) (and all around) seem to be whispering into your ear…

Enter the blood spring… and you shall achieve salvation.

Enter the blood spring… and you shall join the enlightened ones.

Enter the blood spring… uhh… just do it.

You prepare for your blood baptism as if you were diving into a swimming pool, just as the voices instruct you to do. You use a tree branch as a diving board and plug your nose to jump because you're a wuss. You then plunge headfirst into the blood spring.


𝕊𝕡𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕙!

You are now one with the demons of the lake. Enjoy.


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