UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/GopherGlacierGerber

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Welcome to the greatest side quest of all time. You are now in a field in the middle of nowhere. Here you must do what all people named John should try to do, but almost all of them would fail. You are the one John to rule them all, and you must save the world, or at least Moccasinia, from Luna's clutches in…
Escape from Ojai 2Β½
Make it to Ketchikan 1Β½

𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝔾𝕠𝕑𝕙𝕖𝕣, 𝕋𝕙𝕖 π”Ύπ•π•’π•”π•šπ•–π•£ π•’π•Ÿπ•• π•₯𝕙𝕖 𝔾𝕖𝕣𝕓𝕖𝕣
Still a part of Make it to Ketchikan, though.

This page has been made a semi-checkpoint, there will be no password to it but you will respawn at it.

In this new quest, you must find a gopher, a glacier and uhh.. Gerber (yes, baby products), then use the three to defeat Luna.

How will you carry the glacier back? Well, it's the only way to beat Luna, so…