UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/AirFriction

You stretch your arms out, slowing your movement through the air and also your falling. Since you are now T-posing, the Aracuans think that you are trying to assert dominance over them. They get really pissed, and they all yell "TURDLICKER! I WILL INTO SHITTING DA POOP IN YOUR THROAT!" in unison.

You may now:

• Try to catch one of the Aracuans' moccasins and use it as a parachute
• Swear allegiance to the C.P.U. (Commie Party of Uncyclopedia)
• Ditch all your clothes to distract the Aracuans