UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/CatchMoccasin

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John T-Posing.png MOCCASIN.png The Aracuan moccasins are filled with lead. After all, regular moccasins wouldn't exactly be effective as cannonballs. But the Arctic Aracuans are so Bat Fuck Insane that they had no choice but to use moccasins as cannonballs, so they had to improvise.

You are doomed to float around in the sky forever, crash into the ground, or be destroyed via moccasin bombardment.

And, you died by... *drum roll*

FREEZING TO DEATH WHILST BEING BLOWN AROUND IN THE SKY!!!


𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝔻𝕚𝕖𝕕

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