UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/FuckingCrazyFog

CHECKPOINT! But there isn't a save code, because of the motherfucking fog.

At the heart of the fog, you encounter three strange beings who call themselves "The Caravan". The Caravan consists of the following members:

• a nine-foot tall demon called Ətḵátł’ā,
• the Man with an Ass for a Face and a Face for an Ass,
• the Cyber Squirrel.

You are horrified by these three abominations, until the Ass-Faced Face-Assed Man says calmly…

We were born in this fog. Raised by it, molded by it. We all look like this because… the fog can… change you. Ever seen that weird movie, "Annihilation"? You know what I mean.

At least you know that weird sound effect, PROBABLY.

"WE-CAN-GUIDE-YOU. THROUGH-THE-FOG." says the Cyber Squirrel in a high-pitched robotic voice.

You may:

• Follow your strange new companions
• Continue on the trails alone
• Ask how long it takes for the fog to corrupt you