UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/CPUSwearAllegiance

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John ASBOWAAT.png Chopper.gif You pledge, not very sincerely:

I AM OF SWEARING THAT I WILL INTO DELIVER DA C.P.U. AND ARCTIC ARACUANIANS FROM DA MORmON TURDLICKERS! THEY WILL OF EATINGS IL MIO VOMITINO AND DIE!

The Aracuans quickly come for you and safely take you to Yakutat in a helicopter.

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