UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/Yakutat

It looks like this painting from a certain distance. Just more snow.

CHECKPOINT!! The save code is 710231, the population of Alaska in 2010.

You arrive in the middle of the freezing Alaskan night at Yakutat, and see everyone breakdancing with incredible precision, "Funky Town" playing from everywhere somehow, and every house on fire, leaving you to assume the Leviafunk has funkified Yakutat.

Also note that "Yakutat" apparently sounds like "canoe jelly" in the Tlingit language that was once widely spoken in the area. So, of course, your shoddily built kayak turns to jam, so you can no longer use it.

You may now:

• Seek shelter in the flaming homes
• Sit by one of the flaming homes to warm yourself up
• Make a fire
• Talk to a seal
• Steal a truck.