UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/chatwithlocals

<insert name here> ARP TKTKTKTK *tick*?

It appears that all the human residents of Yakutat have fled the fires. All that is left is a rather annoying fur seal by the name of Mr. Glargh. He guards a magical shortcut path that leads all the way to Juneau.

He only allows seals to cross the path, because he hates "euhgh", that is, creatures of the land.

He still offers to turn you into a seal if you show any understanding of Sealese. If you don't speak Sealese, you must continue the normal way.

"<insert name here> ARP-BLAAH? <insert name here> ARP *tick*, <insert name here> JUNEAU HAAAGH!"

• Prove that you can understand Sealese
• Try to sneak around Mr. Glargh and get onto the path
• Seek shelter in the flaming homes
• Sit by one of the flaming homes to warm yourself up
• Make a fire
• Steal a truck.