UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/StripNaked

CENSORED You strip completely naked. You're too high in the sky for the Aracuans to determine the size of your genitals, so one pulls out a telescope.

With this powerful telescope, this Aracuan can easily discern the hairs on your arms from each other, but he still can't make out your dick and balls.

"HIS CAZZO IS OF INVISIBLE!!! I AM OF JUST OF KIDDING! IS MICROSCOPIC!!!" yells the Aracuan with the telescope.