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Despite the picture, there was only one mammoth.

960px-Ice%2C_Frozen_Sea_of_Azov%2C_Russia.jpgThe mammoth is surprisingly able to speak. Well, this shouldn't actually be all that surprising, considering that this universe has talking opossums and shit. The beast explains that it has been lost in some sort of time warp. It is struggling to realize that Alaska is no longer a colony of the Great Hwan Empire.

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