User talk:OPOSSUM/archive2
Or, A Bunch of Bullshit [Figuratively] and A Bunch of Horseshit [Literally] that is [Literally] Everywhere…
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ARCHIVE 1
A Complete List of Reasons Why Los Angeles Should Not Be Nuked[edit source]
Test[edit source]
Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 01:45, 28 September 2024 (UTC)
Squaw Dee dropped by! He owns Uncyclopedia! |
Fenris was here. |
ㅤ OPOSSUM was here-erㅤㅤ |
ㅤ DaniPine3 was here-estㅤㅤ |
Your passport application was Approved[edit source]
• UNCYCLOPEDIAN PASSPORT •
Passport Card no. 4.252.99.182 |
ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ°₫¥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 18:54, 2 October 2024 (UTC)
- @Squaw Dee: Why am I Barney? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 22:10, 4 October 2024 (UTC)
- It's on your userpage.ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ°₫¥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 23:30, 5 October 2024 (UTC)
- Alright. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 23:48, 5 October 2024 (UTC)
- It's on your userpage.ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ°₫¥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 23:30, 5 October 2024 (UTC)
Agent of Chaos[edit source]
I am an agent of chaos... Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... 01:36, 3 October 2024 (UTC)
Actually, I just made a mistake editing. Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... 01:36, 3 October 2024 (UTC)
More chaos... Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... 01:39, 3 October 2024 (UTC)
- Yee. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 22:50, 3 October 2024 (UTC)
ALEWT! I am infwected[edit source]
@OPOSSUM: I might infect you, even though i need help. So if you can cuwe me befowe indefinite latzotwaxion. I will be nowmal untiw I do it, again. 00:58, 6 October 2024 (UTC)
- I only know how to cure Olula Disease, but I might be able to find a cure for South Korean furry disease... Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 03:29, 6 October 2024 (UTC)
- @PantherZX0815: What even is a latzotraxion? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 03:33, 6 October 2024 (UTC)
- @OPOSSUM: A latzotwaxion is a swnonwm for infwection. But we have appwoximately 20 minutes 04:10, 6 October 2024 (UTC)
- @PantherZX0815: laceration? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 04:27, 6 October 2024 (UTC)
- No, latzotwaxion[1]. 06:10, 6 October 2024 (UTC)
- @PantherZX0815: laceration? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 04:27, 6 October 2024 (UTC)
- @OPOSSUM: A latzotwaxion is a swnonwm for infwection. But we have appwoximately 20 minutes 04:10, 6 October 2024 (UTC)
- @PantherZX0815: What even is a latzotraxion? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 03:33, 6 October 2024 (UTC)
AM DEAD BUT... THE OPOSSUM AND THE OACP WILL SAVE ME WITH DANNY PINO IIIrd[edit source]
LUV LUV LUV
- HIPPITY HOPPITY Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 04:54, 7 October 2024 (UTC)
[edit source]
It is in-fact, very well known that you were on this page at one point in time, but you are welcome anyway. L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 14:59, 12 October 2024 (UTC)
- Additionally, the formatting on your page sucks. I can't interact with some of the buttons, I need to use the tool to go to your talkpage lol. Good job I made it for that purpose.. L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 15:01, 12 October 2024 (UTC)
- @L10nM4st3r: Yes it does suck, and I’m proud of it Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 15:33, 12 October 2024 (UTC)
- @L10nM4st3r: PS You know very well that I don’t know how to use wikitext, like, at all. That anti-vandalism box that activates when I try to edit your user page is fucking sorcery to me. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 15:36, 12 October 2024 (UTC)
- It is? Huh. Just create the page Special:MyPage/Editnotice and use {{destroyed}}. Also fun fact, that template was one I also made. L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 15:38, 12 October 2024 (UTC)
- @L10nM4st3r: what does that do?
- @L10nM4st3r: what the fuck, now I can’t even edit my own talk page Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 15:40, 12 October 2024 (UTC)
- You see what it does now? L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 15:41, 12 October 2024 (UTC)
- Yes. Also I never said that I wanted to add it to my own page. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 15:42, 12 October 2024 (UTC)
- Template:Destroyed this is how you counter it. L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 15:44, 12 October 2024 (UTC)
- @L10nM4st3r: So anyway, the moccasins have really gotten out of hand since I last talked to you. Several users like Squaw Dee and Fenris2010 are fucking obsessed with shoes now. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 15:47, 12 October 2024 (UTC)
- I say its a test (in the title of this section), but really all I'm doing is using the default edit button, bc the tool doesn't have any smart reply features.. Its intent is to allow you to type in the talkpage of a page, without going to it. L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 15:49, 12 October 2024 (UTC)
- Thats ironic, I though you were obsessed with shoes. L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 15:50, 12 October 2024 (UTC)
- @L10nM4st3r: Smart reply? Tools? Default edit button? What are those? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 15:52, 12 October 2024 (UTC)
- Smart reply is something i think wikipedia has, makes replying to people's messages much easier. Tools, are like, a screwdriver and a hammer, they help you do stuff. Default edit button, is the equivalent of being without fancy tools. L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 16:39, 12 October 2024 (UTC)
- @L10nM4st3r: I mean wiki editing tools. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 18:58, 12 October 2024 (UTC)
- Join the discord to see, ive sent screenshots of my progress. Here is the code, if you are curious User:L10nM4st3r/wikimenu.js. L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 19:50, 12 October 2024
- I quit discord in 2022, it was a bad influence on me. Then I came back a few months ago to check it out, and it fucking sucked. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 19:52, 12 October 2024 (UTC)
- lol. I mostly use Discord to chat with my friends, but never tried to use it to talk with strangers online, like others do. That reminds me, I still haven't joined the Uncyclopedia Discord yet... DaniPine3 (talk) 20:06, 12 October 2024 (UTC)
- The best way to stay connected with Uncyclopedia is through well, Uncyclopedia. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 20:07, 12 October 2024 (UTC)
- yeah, but some days you guys take a long time until you show up... DaniPine3 (talk) 20:12, 12 October 2024 (UTC)
- Reminds me of that time in May or so, when I went inactive for a week to make you guys think that I’d quit Uncyclopedia for good Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 20:14, 12 October 2024 (UTC)
- that was mean... >:[ but it's good to see you're back here again :] DaniPine3 (talk) 20:24, 12 October 2024 (UTC)
- >:] nice Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 20:31, 12 October 2024 (UTC)
- may I ask you, good man, was what you just did a reference to the character Wood Man? DaniPine3 (talk) 20:34, 12 October 2024 (UTC)
- @DaniPine3: Yes. PS, that rhymes. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 20:55, 12 October 2024 (UTC)
- may I ask you, good man, was what you just did a reference to the character Wood Man? DaniPine3 (talk) 20:34, 12 October 2024 (UTC)
- >:] nice Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 20:31, 12 October 2024 (UTC)
- that was mean... >:[ but it's good to see you're back here again :] DaniPine3 (talk) 20:24, 12 October 2024 (UTC)
- Reminds me of that time in May or so, when I went inactive for a week to make you guys think that I’d quit Uncyclopedia for good Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 20:14, 12 October 2024 (UTC)
- yeah, but some days you guys take a long time until you show up... DaniPine3 (talk) 20:12, 12 October 2024 (UTC)
- The best way to stay connected with Uncyclopedia is through well, Uncyclopedia. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 20:07, 12 October 2024 (UTC)
- lol. I mostly use Discord to chat with my friends, but never tried to use it to talk with strangers online, like others do. That reminds me, I still haven't joined the Uncyclopedia Discord yet... DaniPine3 (talk) 20:06, 12 October 2024 (UTC)
- I quit discord in 2022, it was a bad influence on me. Then I came back a few months ago to check it out, and it fucking sucked. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 19:52, 12 October 2024 (UTC)
- Join the discord to see, ive sent screenshots of my progress. Here is the code, if you are curious User:L10nM4st3r/wikimenu.js. L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 19:50, 12 October 2024
- @L10nM4st3r: I mean wiki editing tools. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 18:58, 12 October 2024 (UTC)
- Smart reply is something i think wikipedia has, makes replying to people's messages much easier. Tools, are like, a screwdriver and a hammer, they help you do stuff. Default edit button, is the equivalent of being without fancy tools. L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 16:39, 12 October 2024 (UTC)
- @L10nM4st3r: Smart reply? Tools? Default edit button? What are those? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 15:52, 12 October 2024 (UTC)
- Thats ironic, I though you were obsessed with shoes. L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 15:50, 12 October 2024 (UTC)
- I say its a test (in the title of this section), but really all I'm doing is using the default edit button, bc the tool doesn't have any smart reply features.. Its intent is to allow you to type in the talkpage of a page, without going to it. L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 15:49, 12 October 2024 (UTC)
- @L10nM4st3r: So anyway, the moccasins have really gotten out of hand since I last talked to you. Several users like Squaw Dee and Fenris2010 are fucking obsessed with shoes now. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 15:47, 12 October 2024 (UTC)
- Template:Destroyed this is how you counter it. L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 15:44, 12 October 2024 (UTC)
- Yes. Also I never said that I wanted to add it to my own page. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 15:42, 12 October 2024 (UTC)
- You see what it does now? L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 15:41, 12 October 2024 (UTC)
- @L10nM4st3r: what the fuck, now I can’t even edit my own talk page Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 15:40, 12 October 2024 (UTC)
- @L10nM4st3r: what does that do?
- It is? Huh. Just create the page Special:MyPage/Editnotice and use {{destroyed}}. Also fun fact, that template was one I also made. L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 15:38, 12 October 2024 (UTC)
- @L10nM4st3r: PS You know very well that I don’t know how to use wikitext, like, at all. That anti-vandalism box that activates when I try to edit your user page is fucking sorcery to me. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 15:36, 12 October 2024 (UTC)
- @L10nM4st3r: Yes it does suck, and I’m proud of it Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 15:33, 12 October 2024 (UTC)
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- @DaniPine3: I too like my rips HIGH QUALITY. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 22:02, 12 October 2024 (UTC)
- you forgot one bracket. hah. you might have edit conflicted me to fix it, but you can't change the past. hah hah.
btw, what do you think would happen if Siivagunner in-jokes were to be merged with Uncyclopedia in-jokes? DaniPine3 (talk) 22:03, 12 October 2024 (UTC)- @DaniPine3: Brain-destroying cancer. God, you just got an image of Oscar Wilde’s head on Fred Flintstone etched into my brain. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 22:05, 12 October 2024 (UTC)
- That reminds me, Wikipedia has an article on Siivagunner. Uncyclopedia does not. That should be changed... DaniPine3 (talk) 22:07, 12 October 2024 (UTC)
- @DaniPine3: I am honestly too afraid to make an article about SiIvaGunner but if you started one, I’d be happy to help. Time to boot up MS Paint and make Oscar Flintstone a reality.
- I was thinking of making it one of those pages that look like the things they're about by
copyingsporking another already existing Uncyclopedia article, and then lay Siivagunner memes all over the page. DaniPine3 (talk) 22:12, 12 October 2024 (UTC)- Not a bad idea. And soon you shall receive a gift on your talk page. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 22:16, 12 October 2024 (UTC)
- okay... that's totally not ominous at all... DaniPine3 (talk) 22:17, 12 October 2024 (UTC)
- @DaniPine3: You may now check out THE GIFT. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 22:18, 12 October 2024 (UTC)
- okay... that's totally not ominous at all... DaniPine3 (talk) 22:17, 12 October 2024 (UTC)
- Not a bad idea. And soon you shall receive a gift on your talk page. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 22:16, 12 October 2024 (UTC)
- I was thinking of making it one of those pages that look like the things they're about by
- @DaniPine3: I am honestly too afraid to make an article about SiIvaGunner but if you started one, I’d be happy to help. Time to boot up MS Paint and make Oscar Flintstone a reality.
- That reminds me, Wikipedia has an article on Siivagunner. Uncyclopedia does not. That should be changed... DaniPine3 (talk) 22:07, 12 October 2024 (UTC)
- @DaniPine3: Brain-destroying cancer. God, you just got an image of Oscar Wilde’s head on Fred Flintstone etched into my brain. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 22:05, 12 October 2024 (UTC)
- you forgot one bracket. hah. you might have edit conflicted me to fix it, but you can't change the past. hah hah.
HIPPITY HOPPITY SHMIPPITY SHMOPPITY PIPPITY POPPITY FLIPPITY FLOPPITY SCRIPPITY SCROPPITY SHMIPPITY SHMOPPITY ZIPPITY ZOPPITY NIPPITY NOPPITY MEGALOCCASIN[edit source]
HIPPITY HOPPITY SHMIPPITY SHMOPPITY PIPPITY POPPITY FLIPPITY FLOPPITY SCRIPPITY SCROPPITY SHMIPPITY SHMOPPITY ZIPPITY ZOPPITY NIPPITY NOPPITY MEGALOCCASIN HIPPITY HOPPITY SHMIPPITY SHMOPPITY PIPPITY POPPITY FLIPPITY FLOPPITY SCRIPPITY SCROPPITY SHMIPPITY SHMOPPITY ZIPPITY ZOPPITY NIPPITY NOPPITY MEGALOCCASIN L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 00:34, 14 October 2024 (UTC)
- @L10nM4st3r: No! It can’t be! Lion Master! You’re turning into an Olula! Luckily, I know a cure. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 00:50, 14 October 2024 (UTC)
- HIPPITY HOPPITY SHMIPPITY SHMOPPITY PIPPITY POPPITY FLIPPITY FLOPPITY SCRIPPITY SCROPPITY SHMIPPITY SHMOPPITY ZIPPITY ZOPPITY NIPPITY NOPPITY MEGALOCCASIN L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 01:03, 14 October 2024 (UTC)
Oh Deer![edit source]
May the blessings of your Œdipal Lifesteal be upon thee.
I am the moccasin man! Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 16:06, 14 October 2024 (UTC)
- So true. Both of you. L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 16:08, 14 October 2024 (UTC)
We don't like what you are doing (message from L10nM4st3r to OPOSSUM)[edit source]
Please refrain from making unconstructive edits to Uncyclopedia. Your edits appear to be vandalism and have been reverted or removed. If you would like to experiment, please use the sandbox. Repeated vandalism can result in the revocation of editing privileges. Thank you. L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 16:04, 14 October 2024 (UTC)
- Hi vandal, the destroyer of wikis! L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 16:04, 14 October 2024 (UTC)
- This was refering to vandal, the destroyer of wikis. Only 1 person declared himself that. L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 16:30, 14 October 2024 (UTC)
- Alright l10n. We truly live in confusing times. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 16:31, 14 October 2024 (UTC)
- I had to read that message 58 times before I understood it. L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 16:36, 14 October 2024 (UTC)
- Alright l10n. We truly live in confusing times. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 16:31, 14 October 2024 (UTC)
A story built one letter at a time[edit source]
Just wanted to clarify the rules for this one, did you intentionally leave out the "Only add text to the end" for that one, or was that an accident? Just want to know. L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 09:10, 17 October 2024 (UTC)
- @L10nM4st3r: I'm 100% sure no entry in the ASBOxAAT series -except the original ASBOWAAT- feature an "add only at the end" rule. Most people just do it anyways, but you're allowed to not do it. If you don't believe me, read any of the rules section on any of those entried, and you'll find that what I say it's true. DaniPine3 (talk) 09:17, 17 October 2024 (UTC)
- Eh ok. Didn't notice. Also, be on the lookout for the true leader of ASBOWAAT, this guy is a menace.. L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 09:31, 17 October 2024 (UTC)
- OH NO I WAS NEEVR SUPPOSED TO TELL YOU THAT OH NO HE'S ---- Hahaha. Watching your faces turn into terror is like fuel for the fire!L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 09:33, 17 October 2024 (UTC)
- @L10nM4st3r: Yea, I've read your
nonsensicaledits on "An addiction built at a time", so I already knew. I'm curious if it's an already-established character in the ASBOxAAT series (Luna, Lord Móckasiin, Møqásÿn Rein, Knife Guy/Girl, Gothfield and/or Jon Arbuckle, JK Rowling, OPOSSUM, the Aracuan, Lawrence of Arabia, the Ottomans, the Catgirls from Catgirltopia, the Lesbians from Lesbianland - characters that I don't know if you're aware of as you've been absent most of the time), or if it will be someone new... DaniPine3 (talk) 09:41, 17 October 2024 (UTC)- You don't remember me? I'm ashamed at you. Then again, I only existed for 5 pragraphs. Life finds a way. Muahahahaha! Also I don't know half those characters, but this return of an old one will make sense. L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 09:57, 17 October 2024 (UTC)
- @L10nM4st3r: Valerie? DaniPine3 (talk) 09:58, 17 October 2024 (UTC)
- Ahahahahaha. L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 09:58, 17 October 2024 (UTC)
- @L10nM4st3r: Does that mean that it is you, or that I'm wrong...? DaniPine3 (talk) 10:03, 17 October 2024 (UTC)
- You'll know soon enough, I'm just biding my time as my power grows! L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 10:04, 17 October 2024 (UTC)
- @L10nM4st3r: You won't even give a miserable clue...? DaniPine3 (talk) 10:06, 17 October 2024 (UTC)
- I already did. 5 paragraphs. Only 5. That's how long I lasted.L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 10:07, 17 October 2024 (UTC)
- @L10nM4st3r:There are tons of paragraphs in the ASBOxAAT series. You didn't even specify if it's in ASBOPAAT or ASBOSAAT... (because I doubt it's in any other of the series, where the plot is rather nonexistent) DaniPine3 (talk) 10:12, 17 October 2024 (UTC)
- It's made of paragraphs..L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 10:14, 17 October 2024 (UTC)
- @L10nM4st3r: HOLY CRAP I'VE JUST REALIZED IT'S ʔK'âʞДe DaniPine3 (talk) 10:16, 17 October 2024 (UTC)
- What gave it away? HahahahahaL10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 10:17, 17 October 2024 (UTC)
- @L10nM4st3r: But you're supposed to not exist! You were zapped with the Un-Existinator! DaniPine3 (talk) 10:20, 17 October 2024 (UTC)
- The Un-Existinator's beam hit the wall of the gun when it fired. The explosion caused by the paradox sent me into the digital world. My advice for you is not to fuck with machines that rewrite the fabric of the universe. It will fuck everything up. L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 10:22, 17 October 2024 (UTC)
- @L10nM4st3r: okay, that's bullcrap. It clearly was stated that the beam hit you and you became non-existent. nothing abput some weird paradox or some crap; you dissappeared from existence! DaniPine3 (talk) 10:41, 17 October 2024 (UTC)
- It did look like that, didn't it. L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 10:58, 17 October 2024 (UTC)
- @L10nM4st3r: Because that's what happened. DaniPine3 (talk) 10:58, 17 October 2024 (UTC)
- Fucking with spacetime can make things happen that weren't supposed to. That behavior with physics is what you've got to thank for my existance! L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 11:05, 17 October 2024 (UTC)
- @L10nM4st3r: Because that's what happened. DaniPine3 (talk) 10:58, 17 October 2024 (UTC)
- It did look like that, didn't it. L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 10:58, 17 October 2024 (UTC)
- @L10nM4st3r: okay, that's bullcrap. It clearly was stated that the beam hit you and you became non-existent. nothing abput some weird paradox or some crap; you dissappeared from existence! DaniPine3 (talk) 10:41, 17 October 2024 (UTC)
- The Un-Existinator's beam hit the wall of the gun when it fired. The explosion caused by the paradox sent me into the digital world. My advice for you is not to fuck with machines that rewrite the fabric of the universe. It will fuck everything up. L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 10:22, 17 October 2024 (UTC)
- @L10nM4st3r: But you're supposed to not exist! You were zapped with the Un-Existinator! DaniPine3 (talk) 10:20, 17 October 2024 (UTC)
- What gave it away? HahahahahaL10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 10:17, 17 October 2024 (UTC)
- @L10nM4st3r: HOLY CRAP I'VE JUST REALIZED IT'S ʔK'âʞДe DaniPine3 (talk) 10:16, 17 October 2024 (UTC)
- It's made of paragraphs..L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 10:14, 17 October 2024 (UTC)
- @L10nM4st3r:There are tons of paragraphs in the ASBOxAAT series. You didn't even specify if it's in ASBOPAAT or ASBOSAAT... (because I doubt it's in any other of the series, where the plot is rather nonexistent) DaniPine3 (talk) 10:12, 17 October 2024 (UTC)
- I already did. 5 paragraphs. Only 5. That's how long I lasted.L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 10:07, 17 October 2024 (UTC)
- @L10nM4st3r: You won't even give a miserable clue...? DaniPine3 (talk) 10:06, 17 October 2024 (UTC)
- You'll know soon enough, I'm just biding my time as my power grows! L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 10:04, 17 October 2024 (UTC)
- @L10nM4st3r: Does that mean that it is you, or that I'm wrong...? DaniPine3 (talk) 10:03, 17 October 2024 (UTC)
- Ahahahahaha. L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 09:58, 17 October 2024 (UTC)
- @L10nM4st3r: Valerie? DaniPine3 (talk) 09:58, 17 October 2024 (UTC)
- You don't remember me? I'm ashamed at you. Then again, I only existed for 5 pragraphs. Life finds a way. Muahahahaha! Also I don't know half those characters, but this return of an old one will make sense. L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 09:57, 17 October 2024 (UTC)
- @L10nM4st3r: Yea, I've read your
- OH NO I WAS NEEVR SUPPOSED TO TELL YOU THAT OH NO HE'S ---- Hahaha. Watching your faces turn into terror is like fuel for the fire!L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 09:33, 17 October 2024 (UTC)
- Eh ok. Didn't notice. Also, be on the lookout for the true leader of ASBOWAAT, this guy is a menace.. L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 09:31, 17 October 2024 (UTC)
SCARY[edit source]
Excuse me, do not make it too scary if a 5-year-old sees that, you little DICKCONSERVANNIGGERANALAZIMOCCASIN Gabri growl sniff 14:17, 20 October 2024 (UTC)
- Wow, that’s a really complex signature. also, what is a DICKCONSERVANNIGGERANALAZIMOCCASIN? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 14:18, 20 October 2024 (UTC)
- @Gabri The Pawed Panther: Halloween is coming up, bro Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 14:19, 20 October 2024 (UTC)
I can't deny, OPOSSUM, your eldritch zone template is genuinely scary... How did you manage that? DaniPine3 (talk) 16:55, 20 October 2024 (UTC)
- @DaniPine3: At its core, it’s basically another Moccaspin reskin, although the opacity and size of the various objects has been increased. I also used eye emojis. Then I just put a gif of a tunnel underneath it. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 16:59, 20 October 2024 (UTC)
- @DaniPine3: PS I like your red-on-black effect. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 17:00, 20 October 2024 (UTC)
- thanks :] DaniPine3 (talk) 17:08, 20 October 2024 (UTC)
- You’re welcome bro Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 17:08, 20 October 2024 (UTC)
- She already pounced you,
you feel something spreading into your body…
Too late, you did not make it Gabri growl sniff 17:10, 20 October 2024 (UTC)- who pounced? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 17:11, 20 October 2024 (UTC)
- YOUR MAMMA (sorry but I just couldn't help it) DaniPine3 (talk) 17:20, 20 October 2024 (UTC)
- hey, according to
FelinerGabri's furry page, you're in the process of becoming one of them... What Gabri doesn't know is that you're backed by the Colon-B monster, whis is clearly stronger, and will eat any :3 furry on sight. DaniPine3 (talk) 17:27, 20 October 2024 (UTC)- @DaniPine3: Don’t forget my army of Olulas and zombie OPOSSUMS, also Mechasin. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 17:28, 20 October 2024 (UTC)
- hey, according to
- YOUR MAMMA (sorry but I just couldn't help it) DaniPine3 (talk) 17:20, 20 October 2024 (UTC)
- who pounced? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 17:11, 20 October 2024 (UTC)
- She already pounced you,
- You’re welcome bro Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 17:08, 20 October 2024 (UTC)
- thanks :] DaniPine3 (talk) 17:08, 20 October 2024 (UTC)
- @DaniPine3: PS I like your red-on-black effect. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 17:00, 20 October 2024 (UTC)
- @DaniPine3: At its core, it’s basically another Moccaspin reskin, although the opacity and size of the various objects has been increased. I also used eye emojis. Then I just put a gif of a tunnel underneath it. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 16:59, 20 October 2024 (UTC)
- I'm going to make my own special Halloween signature. And one for every other holiday as well. Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... 23:13, 20 October 2024 (UTC)
Block'd[edit source]
You have been blocked for 72 months (6 years) for being a vandal. if you want to be unblocked, shove a request on your talk page
This will expire at 23:11 20 Oct 2030, you are welcome to make contributions again after it expires.
We are sorry for the inconvenience
Best regards,
Gabri
growl sniff 02:12, 21 October 2024 (UTC)
- Alright, but I’m pretty sure you’re an even bigger vandal than me Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 02:45, 21 October 2024 (UTC)
Extend[edit source]
You have been blocked for 288 months (24 years) for jerking off to a panther. if you want to be unblocked, shove a request on your talk page
This will expire at 20:12 21 Oct 2048, you are welcome to make contributions again after it expires.
We are sorry for the inconvenience
Best regards,
Gabri
growl sniff 23:13, 21 October 2024 (UTC)
- wtf Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 23:31, 21 October 2024 (UTC)
OPOSSUM I need help[edit source]
There's this vandal 174.81.176.96 (talk • contribs • deleted contribs • nuke contribs • logs • filter log • block user • block log) that's removing profanity from articles for no reason and it's driving me nuts. It's 2:22 AM where I live and I can't sleep from trying to rollback rhis guy. Please halp. DaniPine3 (talk) 00:22, 22 October 2024 (UTC)
- It is actually 9:30 AM where I am, it is 13 hours ahead of my former location (Miami).
Gabri
growl sniff 00:29, 22 October 2024 (UTC)
- But that’s DaniPine saying where HE is. It is currently 5:30 PM where I am. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 00:30, 22 October 2024 (UTC)
I've seen you got blocked[edit source]
This is the second time you get blocked here, hee hee... I've seen this time it was because you're trying to overcome your Uncyclopedia addiction. I hope you manage to do that. However, I wonder, is there a way I can reach you even if you're not here? DaniPine3 (talk) 05:57, 23 October 2024 (UTC)
- Dunno. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (addicted) 14:11, 23 October 2024 (UTC)
- Hey, you answered! :] maybe I could reach you through the Discord server? if you're there, that is... DaniPine3 (talk) 14:30, 23 October 2024 (UTC)
- @DaniPine3: I am never going back to discord. I remembered it being bad before, but when I came back in May of this year, it was awful. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (addicted) 14:43, 23 October 2024 (UTC)
- Hey, you answered! :] maybe I could reach you through the Discord server? if you're there, that is... DaniPine3 (talk) 14:30, 23 October 2024 (UTC)
oh fug :DDD[edit source]
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- I can more or less see what it is, but fail to recognize what it's exactly supposed to be... ah, also, hi again :] DaniPine3 (talk) 16:42, 24 October 2024 (UTC)
Fenris was here. |
- It's funny the way the OPOSSUM looks like it's slipping on the ice on the logo. Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... 00:13, 26 October 2024 (UTC)
November 15[edit source]
Why would you want to get unblocked? You didn't finish your sentence. (not that it's a bad idea or anything; I'm just curious) DaniPine3 (talk) 19:42, 26 October 2024 (UTC)
- @DaniPine3: NOVEMBER 15… how could I not be here on Rock Your Mocs Day? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (addicted) 20:06, 26 October 2024 (UTC)
- Crap, I completely forgot that was rock your mocs day! In that case... @MrX: OPOSSUM has a request. (also @Alula: just in case) DaniPine3 (talk) 20:09, 26 October 2024 (UTC)
- What is Rock Your Mocs Day and what exactly is the request? Sorry if I am missing something obvious. MrX 20:27, 26 October 2024 (UTC)
- @MrX: it's a joke OPOSSUM made on the moccasins article DaniPine3 (talk) 21:02, 26 October 2024 (UTC)
- @DaniPine3:@MrX: it’s real Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (addicted) 21:19, 26 October 2024 (UTC)
- 🤯 DaniPine3 (talk) 21:25, 26 October 2024 (UTC)
- Awesome! Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... 21:40, 26 October 2024 (UTC)
- K cool day, gotta buy some mocs now. But when did Opossum request to be unblocked? MrX 03:24, 27 October 2024 (UTC)
- Awesome! Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... 21:40, 26 October 2024 (UTC)
- 🤯 DaniPine3 (talk) 21:25, 26 October 2024 (UTC)
- @DaniPine3:@MrX: it’s real Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (addicted) 21:19, 26 October 2024 (UTC)
- @MrX: it's a joke OPOSSUM made on the moccasins article DaniPine3 (talk) 21:02, 26 October 2024 (UTC)
- What is Rock Your Mocs Day and what exactly is the request? Sorry if I am missing something obvious. MrX 20:27, 26 October 2024 (UTC)
- Crap, I completely forgot that was rock your mocs day! In that case... @MrX: OPOSSUM has a request. (also @Alula: just in case) DaniPine3 (talk) 20:09, 26 October 2024 (UTC)
OPOSSUMs[edit source]
Some OPOSSUMs invaded my userpage. Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... 03:14, 27 October 2024 (UTC)
- @Fenris2010: Unfortunately, that is a rogue group, so I have no control over them. I apologize for my inability to help you with your infestation at the moment. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (addicted) 03:17, 27 October 2024 (UTC)
[edit source]
Remember the guy that wrote "STOP" in big letters in the ASBOxAAT series, the one who we nicknamed Big Moccasin Billy? Well, apparently they returned as a new IP, and I've convinced them to log in with an user account :] DaniPine3 (talk) 12:17, 28 October 2024 (UTC)
- Never expected him of all people to come back… Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (addicted) 13:52, 28 October 2024 (UTC)
- Neither did I, but apparently it's the same guy, according to this conversation we had in the ASBOWAAT template talk... DaniPine3 (talk) 14:10, 28 October 2024 (UTC)
- I actually saw your conversation after looking through Big Moccasin Billy’s user contributions. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (addicted) 14:14, 28 October 2024 (UTC)
- How did you know which user was Big Moccasin Billy? (also, maybe we should ask the guy first if they like that nickname before keeping calling them that...) DaniPine3 (talk) 14:20, 28 October 2024 (UTC)
- I actually saw your conversation after looking through Big Moccasin Billy’s user contributions. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (addicted) 14:14, 28 October 2024 (UTC)
- Neither did I, but apparently it's the same guy, according to this conversation we had in the ASBOWAAT template talk... DaniPine3 (talk) 14:10, 28 October 2024 (UTC)
Shrek[edit source]
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💚"😍SHREK🥰💚 IS 💕LOVE❤️❤️💋", I👀 📣SAY🗣️, "😭😱SHREK🥵🥰 IS🟰 🛟LIFE🐣" 👏👏👏💋
MY 👴DAD👴 HEARS👂 ME 🤔😬😱AND ☎️CALLS📞 ME 😟🙂↕️🤔 A 🌈🌈FAGGOT🏳️🌈🏳️🌈 😱😱
I KNEW🧠 💀HE🫶 WAS JUST 🫣🥶JEALOUS🫥 FOR🍀🍀🍀🍀 🤗MY 💕❤️LOVE❤️💕 OF 😎💕SHREK💕😘💚🥰 🤩😭😎
👉I👈 📢CALLED📞 😡👴HIM🤬🤮 A 🍑CUNT👩 😂😂🤣🤣😈
HE🤡 ✋SLAPS👏💥 ME 😭 AND SENDS👉👉 ME🫥💔 TO GO🚶 TO SLEEP🛏️🥱 😓😱😬🥦🐫
I’M 😭CRYING😢💦 NOW📆, AND➕ MY FACE🥺😭 😵💫HURTS😰😩 🤬😡🪦💀
I🤓 LAY🛏️ IN 🌕BED😴 AND 💔ITS 🧊❄️🥶REALLY COLD❄️🥶 🫥💩🟩
A 💕🔥WARMTH😱❤️ IS 💘➡️MOVING➡️ 👉TOWARDS ME👈 😱🤯😨🤯🥰
I 🧑🍼FEEL😑 😘😱❤️SOMETHING💕🤯 ✋TOUCH🥹 ME 😍😍😍🙂↕️
ITS ❤️🥰😍SHREK🥰🥵💚❤️💕 😎💪😭😊🤩😈😈
✋I✋ AM 😃😅😁SO HAPPY😄😁😆 😘❤️😎💚💚
💚💚HE💚💚 🤐WHISPERS😏 IN 😅MY EAR👂🌽, “👉THIS👈 IS ☠️❤️MY SWAMP💕☠️” 😂🤣🤣💕
HE😘😇 👌GRIPS🤛😘 🥹ME🥹 WITH 🥹💕🥰HIS💚😅🥵 😎POWERFUL💪💪💪 👹OGRE🟢 🙌HANDS💚✋ AND PUTS 😍ME😌 ON MY HANDS✋✋ AND KNEES🧎 🤗🥵😭😭😭
😇I’M 🪽READY💪😍 🥵🥵🥵💀🥹😬
I👁️ ⬅️SPREAD➡️ MY😣🥵 🍑✌️ASS🫏 CHEEKS🍆🍑 FOR 💚😍😘SHREK🤪😱😬💕😨 💚💚💚💚💚
💪😎HE💕💕 🏹🍆PENETRATES🏹 MY😫😖😫😖😫😖 BUTTHOLE🍑🕳️ 😡😃🤪🥵😭😔😏💕
IT HURTS😫😵😪 😱😱SO MUCH😱😱 BUT🍑 I 🍆🍑DO IT🥰💕💕 FOR 😘😍💚SHREK💚😖🥵 🤫🥴😃😃🥺
I 🇨🇦CAN🥫 🥹FEEL MY 🥹🥰BUTT🍑 😭TEARING🥵💕 AS 😿MY EYES👀 START✨ TO 💧💧WATER😓😢🥵💚🥵 🥰🥰
I PUSH➡️➡️💘 AGAINST😱 HIS 😍FORCE💪💪 🥵🥵😤😳
✌️I 😬WANT😬 TO PLEASE🥺 💚🥺SHREK🥵😘 👐😇😍💚💚💚
😌😇HE💚💕 ROARS A 😡😡💪MIGHTY ROAR🫨🤤 AS 💚HE😍 💧FILLS💚 MY 🍑BUTT🍑 WITH HIS 💕💗LOVE💘🍆 💕💘🥵🥰🥲
🥺MY 👨DAD🤓🤡💀🤮 WALKS🚶 IN 🤯🤐😡🤬😵
💕💘SHREK😻💋 LOOKS👀 🤢💀HIM🤬😠🤓 ➡️STRAIGHT➡️ IN THE 👀EYE👁️ AND 🗣️SAYS.👄 "🙂ITS 👏ALL👏 👹OGRE💚🫡 NOW🫥😱" 😂🤣😱😱😱
💚🥵💕SHREK😇😍🥰 💔LEAVES👋👋 THROUGH 🤫MY🥺🥺☹️ WINDOW🪟 👋🥺😞❤️❤️
💚😍SHREK🥰💚 IS 💕LOVE❤️❤️💋, 😭😱SHREK🥵🥰 IS🟰 🛟LIFE🐣 👏👏👏💋
Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (addicted) 02:41, 30 October 2024 (UTC)
- wat DaniPine3 (talk) 06:46, 30 October 2024 (UTC)
- @DaniPine3: go ahead, make the background on “Last person to edit wins” red and black if you must, since I am currently unable to. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (addicted) 23:55, 30 October 2024 (UTC)
@OPOSSUM: I don't think your talkpage is the best place to do this kind of stuff... DaniPine3 (talk) 21:19, 3 November 2024 (UTC)
- @DaniPine3: this is the only place where I can do this kind of stuff right now, so… Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (addicted)
- ↑ Spelled as latzotraxion (Glossary page)