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Soon-to-be archive 4[edit source]

@DaniPine3: hey can you un-memory hole that edit to my talkpage? I want to see it. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (addicted) 00:04, 27 January 2025 (UTC)

also, wait… was that yan sik lopedi again? Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (addicted) 00:06, 27 January 2025 (UTC)
yep, it was that guy. what a pain in the ass. I thought the guy might have gotten tired and moved on already, but I guess I was wrong. I was lucky that I could catch him before that guy made too much of a ruckus.... πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 00:18, 27 January 2025 (UTC)
@DaniPine3: but can I see his edit? I don't like having my own revision history get memory holed. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (addicted) 00:22, 27 January 2025 (UTC)
okay, you can see it, but do you mind if I then get to delete it again? I'm trying to remove that guy's name from the wiki, because it's pretty obvious this guy is a goddang Herostratus. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 00:26, 27 January 2025 (UTC)
ah, also, I forgot to say this; it might have pornographic content, so I should advise you first... πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 00:27, 27 January 2025 (UTC)
@DaniPine3: I’m ready. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (addicted) 00:28, 27 January 2025 (UTC)
@DaniPine3: archive time. You could delete it again if you really want to. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (addicted) 00:34, 27 January 2025 (UTC)
I think it's the best thing to do, specially considering the explicitly pornographic content of the vandalism... well, it's not like Uncyclopedia doesn't have its few pornographic content itself, but, you know what I mean. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 00:36, 27 January 2025 (UTC)
also, it might be because now I'm editing in monobook rather than in vector, but for some reason I find it hard to click the "edit source" button in your talkpage... it's as if the background image doesn't let me click it (which didn't happen when I was editing with the one that isn't monobook). πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 00:37, 27 January 2025 (UTC)
@DaniPine3: why are you editing in monobook? I use vector legacy… Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (addicted) 00:40, 27 January 2025 (UTC)
I also use vector legacy, but L10nM4st3r let me try one of his cool H4X0R tools, and apparently it worked better in monobook, so I changed it to that style. although tbf I'm not using that tool right now, so I could just switch to vector again... just wanted to let you know that apparently monobook users can't edit your talkpage. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 00:43, 27 January 2025 (UTC)

Do u wonder the meanings of "Yan-Sik-lopedi" and "Sikipedist"? "Yan-Sik-lopedi" means "Un-Dick-lopedia" and "Sikipedist" means "Dickipedian" in Turkish. 176.89.24.147 (talk) 00:46, 27 January 2025 (UTC)

nice. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (addicted) 00:50, 27 January 2025 (UTC)
I wonder what that guy has against this website. I'm pretty sure we ain't done nothing to him... πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 00:52, 27 January 2025 (UTC)
@DaniPine3: Some people vandalize for the sole sake of vandalizing, i guess. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (addicted) 00:59, 27 January 2025 (UTC)
do you mind if I delete this whole conversation as well as the revision history? πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 01:01, 27 January 2025 (UTC)
@DaniPine3: Don't you dare. I find it worth keeping. Even the most batshit vandalism must stay on my talkpage. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (addicted) 01:05, 27 January 2025 (UTC)
well, ok. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 01:07, 27 January 2025 (UTC)
Thanks :B. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (addicted) 01:09, 27 January 2025 (UTC)
I wish the mighty Walbro, vandal for excelence in all of Uncyclopedia, could use his mighty communist ray to pwn this pesky Turk... πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 01:11, 27 January 2025 (UTC)
I feel like the entire population of Turkey has something against me. They have been following me around on the web for years. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (addicted) 01:13, 27 January 2025 (UTC)
huh, really? when have you been followed by the population of Turkey, other than this little incident? πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 01:19, 27 January 2025 (UTC)
@DaniPine3: dunno. I'm kind of afraid to explain all this, but to start, I used to edit a giant anarchic pixel canvas on a website called pixelplace.io, where a bunch of Turks seemed to think i was Greek and they all went after me, calling me a "gayreek" and stuff. And even before that some guys just left strange messages on my user pages on other websites like "YOU ARE TURKISH", written in turkish. In retrospect it’s kind of funny that half the strange things I’ve been through on the internet have all originated from a single country. In the end most of it was pretty funny though, like I’m not actually getting trolled by Turks or anything. I myself have never visited Turkey but i might someday, the beaches seem nice. Also, did you know that there is a town called Batman there? Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (addicted) 01:29, 27 January 2025 (UTC)
huh. it really seems the nation of Turkey is going after you. perhaps you did something to it in one of your previous lives?
also, I'm not sure how someone can confuse a Californian with a Greek... πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 01:34, 27 January 2025 (UTC)

A long chain of thoughts had led me to this…

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p.s. I am follwed by Brown9622 on pixelplace.io, even though I made my first edits on Uncyclopedia long after I left pixelplace.io. I don't know how such a coincidence occurred, but yeah. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (addicted) 01:33, 27 January 2025 (UTC)
in Spanish we have a saying, "the world is a handkerchief" (el mundo es un paΓ±uelo). as in, it's as small as one. because despite looking so big, you end up meeting with the same people you met ages ago. as if they're some kind of recurring characters in a TV show where you are the main character... πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 01:43, 27 January 2025 (UTC)
well, we just say that "it's a small world"… PS my pixelplace.io username was "Cs316735", although it prominently shows the words "POSSUM CHOWG" on my profile page. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (addicted) 02:07, 27 January 2025 (UTC)
I'm curious; how do you search users on that website? or do I have to log in to do so? πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 02:21, 27 January 2025 (UTC)
@DaniPine3: You have to log in and click the… uh… "Pixelplace.jpg" button in the bottom right corner, then click "ADD A PLAYER" and type in a username. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (addicted) 02:26, 27 January 2025 (UTC)
did you really upload an image for that? also, idk if I'm willing to have an account on a website I'll probably never use... I could do it, though, but I doubt that day will be today. Or, rather, tonight. It's very late already where I live; I should probably be going to sleep by now... πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 02:29, 27 January 2025 (UTC)
yeah, I'm definitely going to sleep. good night, OPOSSUM. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 02:36, 27 January 2025 (UTC)
I mean, it’s dark out where I am too… it must be past midnight where you are… good night DaniPine, and as always, may the grues never come for you in the dark. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (addicted) 02:44, 27 January 2025 (UTC)

Do you any OCs?[edit source]

I just wanna ask Yadier09 (talk) 21:04, 4 February 2025 (UTC)

@Yadier09: there's a verb missing in that question πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 21:07, 4 February 2025 (UTC)
@Yadier09: What do you mean about me doing any OC's? Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (addicted) 21:07, 4 February 2025 (UTC)
OC's might refer to "original characters", which more often than not are anything but "original" as they're just recolored versions of Sonic characters or similar; you probably know this if you've been on the internet for long enough, but I still felt to clarify it just in case. Although the missing verb makes it unclear, they might be asking if you have any of these "OC's". I wonder why this user might ponder this question, or why is it you specifically that asked it; but alas, that's just something Yadier09 knows the answer of. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 21:14, 4 February 2025 (UTC)
@DaniPine3: Yeah, that's what I thought, shitty sonic recolors, et cetera. I found this strange image that Yadier09 uploaded Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (addicted) 21:17, 4 February 2025 (UTC)
does Yadier09 have a deviantART account?
like, do I have any OC's? Maybe if you go far back enough to the strange things I used to draw in elementary school, yes, perhaps that counts. But idk. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (addicted) 21:21, 4 February 2025 (UTC)
I'd say your OPOSSUM figure also counts as an OC, and so does your dancing dino gif... we could also consider Lord MΓ³ckasiin as your OC, but I don't remember if it was you who created that character...
also, I'm curious, what kind of stuff did you draw on school? πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 21:29, 4 February 2025 (UTC)
@DaniPine3:
Introducing… Mooda Koot.
Here is a taste of the shit I drew in elementary school, Mooda Koot is one of the characters I remember. Also Alula was the one who thought of MΓ³ckasiin… Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (addicted) 21:32, 4 February 2025 (UTC)
huh, alula was the one to come up with Lord MΓ³ckasiin? didn't know that...
also, what is Mooda Koot supposed to be? some robot dog on wheels? and why is it titled "the cancer"? this image arises so many questions... πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 21:38, 4 February 2025 (UTC)
@DaniPine3: I titled the image "the cancer" because I cringe at my last a lot. Hey, cringing at your past isn't that bad, it means you've improved since then. I think Mooda Koot was like a robotic dog-panda hybrid or something… I don't remember much about him or what he did… There were a bunch of other dog-things I drew, like "Munthidoo", which was basically a mummified dog brought back to life, the "Cyribs" which were like orange dogs but they floated around upright and had detached limbs (and they were made out of fire,) a human character called Thomas Fagbos (yes, that was his last name). I think I drew weird comic books and shit, and the main antagonist was a thing called "Whackster", an evil orange… thing that had horns. Yeah, it was all really stupid. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (addicted) 21:45, 4 February 2025 (UTC)
hey, I don't think it's stupid! sounds cool. mind if I ask you to see some of your comics? if you want to upload them, that is... πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 22:07, 4 February 2025 (UTC)
@DaniPine3: I'm pretty sure that I've thrown all that shit out over the past 10 years Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (addicted) 23:19, 4 February 2025 (UTC)

Yes I have a deviantART account (please don't laugh at me) Yadier09 (talk) 02:35, 5 February 2025 (UTC)

@Yadier09: I won't laugh at you Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (addicted) 02:36, 5 February 2025 (UTC)

olula thingy[edit source]

hoping that this will work...

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@DaniPine3: HIPPITY HOPPITY SHMIPPITY SHMOPPITY -holy fuck! Thanks for un-Olula-ifying me! Also, it looks like I resisted being changed back, that's the thing, Olulas don't want to be changed back. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 21:32, 11 February 2025 (UTC)
I mean, yea, I had a suspicion Olulas don't want to be changed back. also, you're welcome. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 21:41, 11 February 2025 (UTC)
btw, I wanted to ask, considering that "Olula" is the name of an species, it should be in lowercase, shouldn't it? πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 21:42, 11 February 2025 (UTC)
Yea, just like how they lowercase human, and uppercase Tree! — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 22:00, 11 February 2025 (UTC)
@L10nM4st3r: I'm pretty sure that "human" should be lowercase. But then again, I'm Spanish, and here we don't write "spanish" ("espaΓ±ol") in uppercase. You guys are weird with the whole uppercasing and lowercasing stuff; if you guys just used the rule of thumb we have here -"if it ain't a proper noun, don't use capital"-, then you wouldn't have much trouble capitalizing stuff... πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 22:04, 11 February 2025 (UTC)
Proper nouns are names? Then so is a Human, and a Chair. It's easy to remember. Just capitalise names! — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 22:09, 11 February 2025 (UTC)
@L10nM4st3r: ...but if it's a human, then it's not a name, it's a common noun... πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 22:12, 11 February 2025 (UTC)
Your name, TREE, is a COMMON noun. And DANI is a common name! — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 22:15, 11 February 2025 (UTC)
@DaniPine3: Well, Aracuan is capital. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 22:17, 11 February 2025 (UTC)
Articuno is a pokemon's name! — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 22:18, 11 February 2025 (UTC)
should it be capital, though? the reason why it's usually capital it's because it was originally the name of a character, which is the Aracuan. But if we're talking about a (fictional) species, then shouldn't it be lowercase? Like, "a flock of aracuans"... πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 22:19, 11 February 2025 (UTC)
I guess human should be lowercase then, because they are also a fictional species. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 22:44, 11 February 2025 (UTC)
@L10nM4st3r: that's not why- wait a minute what πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 22:50, 11 February 2025 (UTC)
We don't exist silly, human is a name we gave to a certain clump of atoms and junk. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratchedβ„’
@L10nM4st3r: Atoms don't exist, silly, atom is a name we give to a certain clump of protons, neutrons, electrons and junk. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 22:57, 11 February 2025 (UTC)
Protons and neutrons don't exist, silly, they're just names given to a certain clumb of sub-quarkitomic particles which created an explosion named rather boringly the "mediocre bang" — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 23:01, 11 February 2025 (UTC)
@L10nM4st3r: The mediocre bang never existed, silly, because there wasn't even a concept of time when it happened Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 23:04, 11 February 2025 (UTC)
Nothing happened silly, we are in a simulation! — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 23:06, 11 February 2025 (UTC)
nothingness doesn't exist silly, and neither does existence! πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 23:07, 11 February 2025 (UTC)
@L10nM4st3r: silly l10n, you're in a Boltzmann brain… MY Boltzmann brain! Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 23:08, 11 February 2025 (UTC)
Nothing exists, therefore existance is nothing, but nothing cannot exist, so therefore existance cannot not exist! Therefore nothing either exists, or doesn't exist! — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 23:09, 11 February 2025 (UTC)
@L10nM4st3r: Quit deleting my comments. We get it, you can't handle the truth about reality. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 23:11, 11 February 2025 (UTC)

maybe we should stop with this gig before it starts messing with our heads... πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 23:10, 11 February 2025 (UTC)

@L10nM4st3r: I restore your comments. Sorry, but you've removed a lot of mine with edit conflicts, though. – Preceding unsigned comment added by OPOSSUM (talk β€’ contribs)
hehe πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 23:16, 11 February 2025 (UTC)
My device doesnt have copypaste, and I cant edit from my good device rn, but you saw what I wrote, I quit typing the same message over and over every time theres a fuvking edit conflict, you'll have to just revert me. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 23:18, 11 February 2025 (UTC)
OPOSSUM no why did you delete the unsigned template :[ πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 23:23, 11 February 2025 (UTC)
ok :Δ±| Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 23:25, 11 February 2025 (UTC)
it was just a joke lol don't get mad... you can re-delete the unsigned template if you want to... πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 23:33, 11 February 2025 (UTC)

Hey, quit edit conflicting me![edit source]

What did I do to deserve getting edit conflicted every f-ing time?? — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 23:31, 11 February 2025 (UTC)

@L10nM4st3r: Well, I got edit conflicted basically every single time as well, and presumably, so did Dani. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 23:33, 11 February 2025 (UTC)
everyone's getting edit conflicted in this crazy conversation of mad men.... πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 23:34, 11 February 2025 (UTC)
A conversation between three of the maddest men alive Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 23:35, 11 February 2025 (UTC)
well, technically speaking, none of us are truly men here... you're a marsupial, I'm a tree, and L10nM4st3r is most likely a lion even though he tries to hide it... πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 23:37, 11 February 2025 (UTC)
Wait noo I'm a human! — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 12:59, 12 February 2025 (UTC)
sure you are, L10n... you definitely ain't a lion disguised as a human or anything... πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 13:04, 12 February 2025 (UTC)
You're right I'm not - oh wait that's sarcasm, isn't it? Also, I've fixed my edit conflict handler, so that's great. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 13:26, 12 February 2025 (UTC)
Who knows, who knows... it might be, it might be not... πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 13:33, 12 February 2025 (UTC)
Ok, so I've tried to fix your userpage, but the tabs at the top still don't work with monobook, even though they DO work on your talkpage. I'm probably missing something, but I can't be bothered to try figuring it out rn. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 13:49, 12 February 2025 (UTC)
@L10nM4st3r: "fix"? What the actual fuck do you mean? When was it "broken"? Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 14:15, 12 February 2025 (UTC)
Literally all I did was make it so I can click the tab buttons. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 14:47, 12 February 2025 (UTC)
@L10nM4st3r: You said you still couldn't. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 14:50, 12 February 2025 (UTC)
@L10nM4st3r: there. Now you can click the goddamn links in monobook. That was painful. The reason it still probably didn't work for you was likely because of the following template:

moccaspin. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 15:22, 12 February 2025 (UTC)

Thank you. If you are wondering exactly what it does, is it makes click events (when you click something), it makes it ignore the input. How things appear to work in html/css is if you click an area where multiple elements are overlapping, only thing thing on top will get clicked, so making it ignore click events allows you to click past it. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 17:41, 12 February 2025 (UTC)
@L10nM4st3r: Thanks L10n. Sorry that I've been a grump about all this... Also, did you notice that Moccaspin now spins in monobook? Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 17:42, 12 February 2025 (UTC)
(about the thing at the very top) Hey, I wish I could use other skins too, but I'm forced to use monobook or I can only edit from one device... — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 17:43, 12 February 2025 (UTC)
Very cool. Now I'm gonna add the css class to it to allow users to disable it if they wish. Also I'm so glad I fixed my edit conflict handler — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 17:44, 12 February 2025 (UTC)
@L10nM4st3r: Huh? What are you allowing to be disabled? Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 17:45, 12 February 2025 (UTC)
By adding 2 lines of code to your common css file, I've made it so you can disable laggy effects (the ones you've made mostly), and it will replace them with a different, less laggy, but perhaps less cool effect. So far, {{snow}} and now {{moccaspin}} have this support. It disables the background, and adds an icon to the top of the page. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 17:48, 12 February 2025 (UTC)
.laggy-effects {display:none !important}
.nolaggy-effects {display:block !important}

Tell me about Template:She and Template:Her[edit source]

What was the motive behind those templates? They seem rather specific-use with a generic non-specific name.. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 22:20, 12 February 2025 (UTC)

@L10nM4st3r: I don't remember much about why I made these templates, I was working on escape from Ojai back then, and I wanted any mentions of Luna to be bold and red, so… Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 22:22, 12 February 2025 (UTC)
Pretty sure there is a template for coloured text already. If you wish I can run the template remover tomorrow. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 22:23, 12 February 2025 (UTC)
@L10nM4st3r: I do not wish so. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 22:24, 12 February 2025 (UTC)
Fair enough. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 22:27, 12 February 2025 (UTC)
@L10nM4st3r:Ok, don't turn my entire talk page into a mosquito, though. (Even though I was planning to do that to Alula, although I was a bit too scared to do that.) Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 00:39, 19 February 2025 (UTC)

please add your mosquitoes here[edit source]

Fair enough. But I've {{destroyed}} 3 talkpages before I got banned, so I know my limits ;p — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 00:42, 19 February 2025 (UTC)
@L10nM4st3r:
Thanks. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 00:43, 19 February 2025 (UTC)
here's my addition to this collection of mosquitoes :] πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 06:13, 19 February 2025 (UTC)
I must approve of this, since cold kills mosquitoes, and they are everywhere, due to south Georgia being heat. please send help they're eating my legs help hel 168.11.96.2 (talk) 18:21, 9 April 2025 (UTC)

why do you want people to vandalize your talk page[edit source]

why – Preceding unsigned comment added by 168.11.96.2 (talk β€’ contribs)

@168.11.96.2: I'm kinda joking about that, this is a joke website after all, but you know what? go ahead and vandalize my talk page, I guess. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 14:20, 20 February 2025 (UTC)
Like this? — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 21:30, 20 February 2025 (UTC)
@L10nM4st3r: that's not vandalism; that's just a reply... hold on, didn't see the top. forget I said anything. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 21:33, 20 February 2025 (UTC)
Hahaha. You spoke too soon. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 21:40, 20 February 2025 (UTC)

a story built one sentence at a time[edit source]

it might be just me, but these two people who are recently editing ASBOSAAT -that is, an unregistered user and some newly registered user by the name of LP- aren't really that funny. I don't find their contributions interesting or laughable; they might be able to keep the plot coherent, but that's kinda useless if what they're writing about isn't worthy to keep my attention. I'd rather have several users bringing the plot into utter chaos, which often make for much more interesting plotpoints (that is, until people get bored and we have to reset the timeline again). am I the only one who thinks this way? πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 18:24, 22 February 2025 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: I don't know… I feel like ASBOWAAT been slowly getting worse for a long time. I do kind of miss the IP user from Kazakhstan who would add "moccasins" in a bunch of different languages though. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 18:28, 22 February 2025 (UTC)
what do you mean "miss" that guy was like literally writing there yesterday and you're saying it like it's been a long time since πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 18:33, 22 February 2025 (UTC)
wait, he's still here? Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 18:36, 22 February 2025 (UTC)
he isn't? I'm pretty sure the last time a foreign moccasin appeared on a ASBOxAAT wasn't that long ago...
also, would you want to participate in ASBOSAAT; and try to make the plot at least a bit more interesting? πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 18:43, 22 February 2025 (UTC)
@DaniPine3: I have not been active in ASBOSAAT for like, half a year, so now I have no idea what's going on in that story anymore, I would probably just end up derailing it even further… Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 18:45, 22 February 2025 (UTC)
has it really been that long? I didn't even notice. that said, no matter how much you derail it, it probably will make the story at least a tad funnier... πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 18:47, 22 February 2025 (UTC)
I've not been paying attention to any of the stories, I just added random words. Most of them are massive and would take way to long to read through, so I personally don't see the worth. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 23:13, 22 February 2025 (UTC)

Seattle to Whittier, for use in make it to Ketchikan[edit source]

Jsklahskalahdhsgsgg.png

The thing is, there is no easy way to get to Ketchikan. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 15:15, 26 February 2025 (UTC)

Oh phew, you've returned[edit source]

I was worried you'd never return from your devolution from a was-olula to a is-ChowGreMat — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 23:03, 27 February 2025 (UTC)

@L10nM4st3r: The opichu/chowgremat/proto-olula is truly a horrifying creature, almost as horrifying as the neck-o-park or whatever it's called, the thing that goes "blenue". Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 23:05, 27 February 2025 (UTC)
Aah it's so horrifying I felt paralyzed when I read that. I have no idea how long I've been like this, but I'm back now. (totally not justifying why I disappeared for 6 days with an improvised lie...!) — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 22:59, 4 March 2025 (UTC)

Asswash[edit source]

Asswash Gabri growl sniff 12:54, 8 March 2025 (UTC)

did you see the kinda shit someone uploaded?[edit source]

the file name was called "File:SkibidiCobsonGem2.png". it was a mix between a skibidi toilet and one of those soyjaks memes - pretty much the peak of internet brainrot. I didn't hestitate to delete it on sight. I'm not letting such putrid braibrot spread through this site... πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 23:18, 10 March 2025 (UTC)

I'm… kinda glad I didn't. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 23:19, 10 March 2025 (UTC)
I was unlucky to witness it, although I only for a couple of milliseconds before I pressed "huff". It was still long enough time to feel my retinas burning with such raw brainrot. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 23:23, 10 March 2025 (UTC)

laf[edit source]

laf

laf

--– Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs

@Squaw Dee: did you just find my YouTube channel? Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 18:43, 14 March 2025 (UTC)
yeah wtf is up with that?– Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs
That video was kind of an upload test. Not exactly, only kind of. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 18:51, 14 March 2025 (UTC)
you have a yt channel? πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 18:53, 14 March 2025 (UTC)
@Squaw Dee: Yes, but it only has one video, and it's titled "laf". It's just a picture of a leaf with the Spongebob outro music. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 18:56, 14 March 2025 (UTC)
I'm curious to see the video. Could you link to it? :] πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 18:57, 14 March 2025 (UTC)
Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 18:58, 14 March 2025 (UTC)
thx :]
btw, isn't adding the Spongebob music to your video a dangerous thing to do in YouTube? Y'know, because of the V of Doom... πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 19:02, 14 March 2025 (UTC)
@DaniPine3: Probably, but this only has like 29 views so the youtube bots and moderators probably won't find it anytime soon. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 19:04, 14 March 2025 (UTC)
where did the other 27 views come from? πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 19:07, 14 March 2025 (UTC)
I do know that a few high school friends of mine wanted to see the video… yes, the same guys who I started the "SUCK MUCK!" thing with. I don't know about the other views, though. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 19:12, 14 March 2025 (UTC)
I don't remember the whole "SUCK MUCK!" thing, mind reminding me? πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 19:19, 14 March 2025 (UTC)
See Vandalism/example on wheels! and Forum:Do not sighn Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 19:25, 14 March 2025 (UTC)
I am NOT visiting Vandalism/example on wheels!. That thing ain't even readable! πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 19:29, 14 March 2025 (UTC)

pixels[edit source]

It seems that TropicalPanther is uploading new pixel colors for An image built one pixel at a time, but does not seem to be following the naming conventions of the rest of pixels. You might want to lend TropicalPanther a hand. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 21:47, 14 March 2025 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: I think it's fine. The first time Panther did this was probably an accident, since he placed a normal pixel as well that time, and "Pixel U.png" was actually uploaded by Theultimategergdown. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 21:51, 14 March 2025 (UTC)
theoretically, i could make file redirects (so File:Pixel C.png would redirect to File:Pixel CaribbeanGreen), because how the template looks like it works to me is that typing in a character makes it try to find the file under File:Pixel _.png, so making File:Pixel C.png a redirect could potentially work. still, it's a bit inconvenient, but you don't have to type CaribbeanGreen. also, me capitalizing the U in Pixel U was a mistake. in my defence, it was the anniversary of the discovery of uranus, so... gergdown, eh (talk) 22:04, 14 March 2025 (UTC)
the pixel ! was supposed to not fit with the others. – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs
Gueh Gueh, ur anus! — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 00:59, 15 March 2025 (UTC)
eheheheheh... your anus!! eheheheheh.... gergdown, eh (talk) 02:27, 15 March 2025 (UTC)
what we do with file:brown pixel.png Brown9622, the 9622nd version of brown more links (talk) (articles) (contribs) Β· 02:35, 15 March 2025 (UTC)
Based on the fact it's a redlink, we should put it ALL OVER THE MAIN PAGE I mean put it on this talkpage. Like, above this message in a comment by brown. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 22:14, 9 April 2025 (UTC)

You've been Invited to Moccasinia's University[edit source]

Gabri growl sniff 19:28, 15 March 2025 (UTC)

you know people can still see it in the revision history, right??[edit source]

'dis sayin' πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 01:41, 21 March 2025 (UTC)

true... but there's no way you're encrypt this one!!!!!1 (sidenote: holy shit it's big) gergdown, eh (talk) 01:43, 21 March 2025 (UTC)
@DaniPine3: Streisand effect time Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 01:46, 21 March 2025 (UTC)
erm akshually, do you mean streisand syndrome? gergdown, eh (talk) 01:47, 21 March 2025 (UTC)
No, I do not. w:Streisand effect Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 01:49, 21 March 2025 (UTC)
@Theultimategergdown: ok wtf is this 01:50, 21 March 2025 (UTC) – Preceding unsigned comment added by DaniPine3 (talk β€’ contribs)
cipher... somehow. gergdown, eh (talk) 01:51, 21 March 2025 (UTC)
@Theultimategergdown: Let me guess, it's the entire bee movie script. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 01:53, 21 March 2025 (UTC)
@Theultimategergdown: cipher? like in Bill cipher? πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 01:55, 21 March 2025 (UTC)
oh my gosh... real!!!! (nah, it's a form of steganography). anyway, i've changed it to be a much more byte-saving form of steganography gergdown, eh (talk) 01:57, 21 March 2025 (UTC)
@Theultimategergdown: Holy cow, for a brief time, my talk page was the fifth largest article on Uncyclopedia! Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 05:05, 23 March 2025 (UTC)

Get smashed[edit source]

Jumping Humpback whale.jpg


Smash!

You've been squished by a whale!
Don't take this too seriously. L10nM4st3r just wants to let you know that you did something really silly, which may or may not include Because I feel like itL10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 15:39, 14 April 2025 (UTC)

whacked with page's favorite fish[edit source]

Rainbow trout transparent.png

Whack!

You've been whacked with a wet trout.

Don't take this too seriously. alula just wants to let you know that you did something silly, which may or may not include forgetting about this page
@Alula: I see, someone would eventually find a reason to trout me! I will eat the trout for dinner. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 21:16, 15 April 2025 (UTC)

Sea kayak[edit source]

I hacked up Sea kayak. To my surprise, there weren't any red links for images. The edit history shows it going back to 2008, not 2007 for some reason, even though that's the version I specifically hacked up. Twice. I think it's because that original version was deleted and then hacked up in 2008. Have fun. Cheers. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 14:15, 16 April 2025 (UTC)

@MrX: Thanks bro Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 14:17, 16 April 2025 (UTC)
Fo sho. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 14:57, 16 April 2025 (UTC)
@MrX: Who's sho? — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 20:17, 16 April 2025 (UTC)
"Fo sho" is the American spelling and pronunciation of "for sure". MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 22:06, 16 April 2025 (UTC)
@L10nM4st3r: Sho-ing deez nuts to you Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 20:26, 16 April 2025 (UTC)
Screw you lol — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 20:27, 16 April 2025 (UTC)
@L10nM4st3r:No, I'm about to screw YOU lol Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 20:29, 16 April 2025 (UTC)
I'm sure you will enjoy that, but you wouldn't. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 20:33, 16 April 2025 (UTC)
are you guys flirting with eachother πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 20:34, 16 April 2025 (UTC)
Idk about him but I'm not. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 23:12, 16 April 2025 (UTC)
@L10nM4st3r: sure... 😏 πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 23:17, 16 April 2025 (UTC)

infobox People[edit source]

the image_name tag now works. thanks for catching that mistake :] πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 18:15, 17 April 2025 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: Thank you for editing the template. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 18:15, 17 April 2025 (UTC)
np :] πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 18:19, 17 April 2025 (UTC)
@DaniPine3: >:] nice Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 18:21, 17 April 2025 (UTC)
hehe, SiIva reference.
btw,I'm curious. why are you so angry about the hell busters? πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 18:22, 17 April 2025 (UTC)
@DaniPine3: The stuff I say about the hell busters is half ironic, but a lot of the time, they really do fuck up more things than they fix. Then we have to go through and manually fix the templates that they break ourselves. And remember that time when L10nM4st3r nearly deleted a fuckton of not-so-unused images with his bots? P.S., the whole thing about calling Zana Dark "the dark one" is ultra cringe to be honest. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 18:28, 17 April 2025 (UTC)
the whole "dark one" thing is just a joke, sorry if it's a bit cringe.
also, I'm pretty sure the whole unused images don't have anything to do with the hell busters (considering our scope is only in templates)
as for the broken templates, sorry if L10n's bots have broken things, but I'd argue that it hasn't screwed up the templates as much as you say it has. it was necessary to get rid of Zana's demonic spaguetti code of template hell. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 19:11, 17 April 2025 (UTC)
@DaniPine3: Moral of the story? Fuck bots. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 19:21, 17 April 2025 (UTC)
Fuck bots indeed. And you can't stop me from saying "the dark one". But you say it's cringe? Well, dark one, dark one, dark one. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 23:26, 17 April 2025 (UTC)
Though tbf, you blame my bot for breaking the infobox people template, but it was actually done by a human, err a tree. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 23:30, 17 April 2025 (UTC)
@L10nM4st3r: are you afraid to speak her name? ZANA DARK! ZANA DARK! ZANA DARK! ZANA DARK! ZANA DARK! ZANA DARK! ZANA DARK! ZANA DARK! And I didn't blame your bot for the infobox people template, I blamed it for, well, just about everything else. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 23:40, 17 April 2025 (UTC)
Well, it is a well known fact my template remover has a mind of its own, and wants to replace the Main Page with the content of the AAAAAAAAAA! page. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 23:44, 17 April 2025 (UTC)
@L10nM4st3r: I think my penis might have a mind of its own as well. I named it Floppy Joe. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 23:46, 17 April 2025 (UTC)
Noo more penis/screwing/ect. jokes from you, you've had enough for one year, three months, 14 days, 5 hours, 2 minutes, and 43.47744663257743669234 seconds. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 23:52, 17 April 2025 (UTC)
Never mind how specific that timestamp is. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 23:54, 17 April 2025 (UTC)
@L10nM4st3r: I am afraid that the computer chips in my brain are unable to handle such a precise number, so that time stamp has been rounded to zero. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 23:55, 17 April 2025 (UTC)
In which case the zero stands for "0% accuraccy". — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 00:01, 18 April 2025 (UTC)
@L10nM4st3r: Ok, ok, ok, now it says that I'm prevented from making penis/screwing jokes for -2147483648 years. This is confusing, and that's awfully specific as well. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 00:03, 18 April 2025 (UTC)
seems like integer wrapping. It's possible the amount of years is at least TWICE that number, if flipped to be positive. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 00:08, 18 April 2025 (UTC)

make it to catch the khan music[edit source]

as a... musician of certainly the time, when i get my computer back from the rats in my dumpster, can i compose music for this game? gergdown, eh (talk) 23:29, 19 April 2025 (UTC)

@Theultimategergdown: Why, yes you can, even though I kind of did it first. You could probably make something better than what I wrote, though. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 23:31, 19 April 2025 (UTC)
yeah, your song has a bit of... how do i say it... mispitched notes. F# with G, a crime against humanity. F on G- hold on. G on guitar? G-string? gergdown, eh (talk) 23:40, 19 April 2025 (UTC)
@Theultimategergdown: Well, I'd like to see what you come up with. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 23:47, 19 April 2025 (UTC)
i dunno what to do with this. i made it one day. my actual songs have been stolen by penguins from the antarctic. gergdown, eh (talk) 20:17, 22 April 2025 (UTC)
@Theultimategergdown: Pretty short tbh, but a good start. I like it! Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 20:41, 22 April 2025 (UTC)












I am Batman[edit source]

100% batman.jpg

Yes I am Batman

Tomservoandcrow.jpg

– Preceding unsigned comment added by NorthKoreaForever!!! (talk β€’ contribs)

How could you[edit source]

@OPOSSUM:, How could you? How could you revert my edit of only one letter?!?! This betrayal shall never be forgotten! The gods shall remember your transgression for all of the days to pass! This is the worst thing that could have ever possibly happened to me! The GODS.

lol Coffi (talk) 20:01, 25 April 2025 (UTC)

Also, can you teach me how to customize my user page to be more interactive and stuff? This is really cool. Coffi (talk) 20:04, 25 April 2025 (UTC)
@Coffi: You want to make your userpage more interactive? I was never all that good at explaining things, to be honest, and it took me a long time to learn how to do it all. You might have come to the wrong guy, but what kind of things do you want to do with your userpage? Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 20:08, 25 April 2025 (UTC)

my refrigerator is running[edit source]

please, you've got to help me catch it

refrigerator
NCcrazy.jpg

--SystemPhantom (talk) 01:55, 30 April 2025 (UTC)

@SystemPhantom: It has been contained. I trapped it in a Cage. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 02:19, 30 April 2025 (UTC)
To keep this from being deleted by bots...
Didn't we already go over this? Most unused files are not unused (though it helps if used unused files became used)? — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 04:41, 1 May 2025 (UTC)
@L10nM4st3r: Β―\_(ツ)_/Β― Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 04:42, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

Hello[edit source]

I am in your basement--NorthKoreaForever!!! (talk) 09:56, 2 May 2025 (UTC)

@NorthKoreaForever!!!: Fool! I don't have a basement! Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 22:30, 4 May 2025 (UTC)
@Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ : OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page)I am in your omnipresent basement--NorthKoreaForever!!! (talk) 03:05, 5 May 2025 (UTC)

those who music & cover art[edit source]

hey so since the forum discussion of this will be deleted at some point it'll just be here now 16:22, 2 May 2025 (UTC)

Alright, IP man. You saw my mitk cover art, didn't you? Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 16:50, 2 May 2025 (UTC)
yeah. pretty good. anyways: did want to talk about leitmotifs. what do you think a leitmotif for MITK would sound like (if you want such)? 168.11.96.2 (talk) 17:17, 2 May 2025 (UTC)
Click here for a possible leitmotif, pulled from mitk's (original) bgm..., but should we even have a leitmotif? Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 17:40, 2 May 2025 (UTC)
well I do argue the leitmotif concept should be used far more in music overall, since to me it can add plenty of emotional effect when you want that, and can create senses of closure, senses of really anything. but that's just if you want it. i can try to incorporate this leitmotif into my music for it, but i'd have to recreate the sound by ear (because I love doing things the hard way, because my entire existence is in fact a futile struggle doomed from the very start, of which I don't regret a second of) 168.11.96.2 (talk) 18:13, 2 May 2025 (UTC)
for example, ULTRAKILL uses leitmotifs for its Prime Souls (see: ORDER and WAR), for its act Crescendos (see: Glory & Altars of Apostasy), and throughout any given layer's soundtrack. 168.11.96.2 (talk) 18:15, 2 May 2025 (UTC)
mk, here's the Oregon Overture (for the entrance to it, of course). leitmotif is a slightly muted piano at the beginning of the song

Schism (talk) 20:06, 2 May 2025 (UTC)

@Schism: And here's Moccasinian March Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 20:18, 2 May 2025 (UTC)
oh fuck nvm i fucked it up i need to get rid of that piano SHIT i cannot believe i confused ojai for oregon Schism (talk) 20:47, 2 May 2025 (UTC)
k spawn theme is here: Schism (talk) 20:47, 2 May 2025 (UTC)

Your talkpage is getting large[edit source]

If you are possibly thinking about archiving it in a year, I have set up a system where my bot can archive talkpages automatically, and is fully configurable. (I've already set it up for my talkpage, and for Forum:Last person to edit wins.) You can add User:C.A.T 3000/archive with the parameters, and the bot will do its magic. When it feels like it. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 18:35, 2 May 2025 (UTC)

@L10nM4st3r: I'm planning on archiving it when it hits 80KB. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 18:44, 2 May 2025 (UTC)
Ok. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 19:01, 2 May 2025 (UTC)

hey OPOSSUM[edit source]

we're speaking through Special:WebChat. wanna join? πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 00:10, 3 May 2025 (UTC)

That was certainly... an experience. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 00:51, 3 May 2025 (UTC)
it sure was. we should repeat it sometime. since you aren't in the Discord server. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 00:53, 3 May 2025 (UTC)
@DaniPine3: Not exactly a good experience, but certainly an experience. Might have been more fun if I could put special characters in my nickname. I wanted to change it to π•Žπ• π•π•§π•–π•£π•Žπ•’π•π•“π•£π• . Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 00:57, 3 May 2025 (UTC)
you could do that on Discord tho... πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 01:02, 3 May 2025 (UTC)
@DaniPine3: Last time I was in a discord server, it was full of toxic geeky man-children who seemingly haven't seen a ray of sunshine in weeks. And every time I reinstall Discord, I always end up feeling like I'm becoming one of them. They argued over literally everything by spamming gifs and slogans. So I keep off that dreaded website. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 01:06, 3 May 2025 (UTC)
I mean I'd say the Uncyclopedia Discord is really chill. Although because it isn't very active. tbh you're doing the right thing by not entering that cursed website; the Uncyclopedia server is like one of the few servers I've actually dared to step in. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 01:10, 3 May 2025 (UTC)

what do you have against Niko?[edit source]

he's a precious, cute, cat-looking child. what's there to hate about him? πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 14:19, 4 May 2025 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: I don't hate Niko, I hate obsessive indie game fandoms who shoehorn references to their games in every chance they get. The IP man was already doing this with Ultrakill, I attempted to discourage him, he kept doing it. Maybe like one page is fine, but if this gets out of hand, I'm gonna have to take to trout spamming. And please don't protect MITK pages from being edited by one of the MITK's original developers, that's just admin abuse. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 14:27, 4 May 2025 (UTC)
I wasn't really planning on adding more OneShot references than this (i'm not particularly obsessive with the game, despite what people might expect from someone who named her account after one of the more prominent characters from there (this technically makes all the Olulas OneShot references by the way :p)), i honestly just thought the mere presence of Niko causing the sun to completely disappear would be funny. Alula.gifAlula.gif 14:40, 4 May 2025 (UTC)
@Alula: The Olulas should be thought as of a reference to you, though, not oneshot, because when I first made an Olula, I thought that the character of Alula was your original creation, I had not heard of oneshot and its fanbase at the time. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 14:44, 4 May 2025 (UTC)
@Alula: Well, it is good to know that you aren't obsessed like the IP was with ultrakill. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 14:46, 4 May 2025 (UTC)
they dont see the vision 168.11.96.2 (talk) 12:33, 6 May 2025 (UTC)
@Schism: you have to admit, you are really obsessed with that game. you can't let that be your whole personality. there must be at least something else that defins you, right? πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 12:41, 6 May 2025 (UTC)
@DaniPine3: spaghetti's one. another is pizza. politics and shit too. 168.11.96.2 (talk) 16:27, 6 May 2025 (UTC)
  1. That's funny, I think we're having spaghetti today for dinner
  2. You are willing to define yourself over food? Have you seen me define myself over what food I eat? Sure, historypolitics, if that is an interest of yours, fair enough.
L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 16:38, 6 May 2025 (UTC)
I guess all I have to live for is ultrakill, spaghetti, and politics. 168.11.96.2 (talk) 16:39, 6 May 2025 (UTC)
Huh, that seems pretty depressing. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 16:49, 6 May 2025 (UTC)
politics in general isn't a really descriptive thing either, considering it's a rather common thing found in people living within a society, and most people hold some political opinion even when they don't talk it much about it. although, I can't deny, I didn't take you as the political kind.
also, I agree with L10n, there's definitely more reasons to live out there. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 16:52, 6 May 2025 (UTC)
well mk I guess i'll go find something new to live for and have an epiphany this afternoon (no sarcasm) 168.11.96.2 (talk) 17:18, 6 May 2025 (UTC)
also I just haven't actually gotten into talking about politics here, I am quite opinionated (and pissed at every government) 168.11.96.2 (talk) 17:22, 6 May 2025 (UTC)

Hey, can you do something for me?[edit source]

Think you could possibly get me a transparent-background image of what a MOCCASIN would look like? (A moccasing the creature, not the footwear). Something like this: ASBOWAAT Moccasins edition .png

I will need it for my ungame. Thanks — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 10:31, 5 May 2025 (UTC)

@L10nM4st3r: I'm working on it. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 14:27, 5 May 2025 (UTC)
Thx — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 14:28, 5 May 2025 (UTC)
@L10nM4st3r: Moccasin creature.png
Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 14:52, 5 May 2025 (UTC)
I must say, you are really skilled at drawing stuff. In the future, would you like to draw sprites for other creatures as well? I don't need anything specifically rn, but I would really appreciate the help (and the quality) you would give. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 15:02, 5 May 2025 (UTC)
I concord with L10nM4st3r. OPOSSUM, you're really good in pixel art. I hope one day you manage to profit from that skill, or at least be recognised for such. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 15:23, 5 May 2025 (UTC)
Thanks guys. That took like an hour. 'Twas a pain. But maybe I could do more creatures for you. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 15:31, 5 May 2025 (UTC)
Thanks, I'll keep that in mind for the future, once I start adding lots of new creatures — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 15:37, 5 May 2025 (UTC)

question[edit source]

How do you have that effect on your talk page like the snowing effect and the other stuff? – Preceding unsigned comment added by NorthKoreaForever!!! (talk β€’ contribs)

@NorthKoreaForever!!!: Just put {{Snow}} somewhere on the page Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 06:06, 6 May 2025 (UTC)
@Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ Thank you--NorthKoreaForever!!! (talk) 06:17, 6 May 2025 (UTC)
@NorthKoreaForever!!!: to ping somebody you only need to copy their username, not their entire sig. You also don't need to ping somebody on their own talkpage, they will automatically get notified. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 08:47, 6 May 2025 (UTC)

Not quite fitting music to play in the Alaska section of MITK, but it is unfinished, after all.

https://www.beepbox.co/#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-Ckxeqf2p221_U9zGNzGhWG64pPpuzgCmK9Jliq_4Aqrys5cL4ziCOYbaGU1jhYO5CZ7WBXHOpuP4vxu4h7rKSIeVu2R_mlgx7llT_D1dN8Ip1B_V7CI6MaUC1nsx_VDc5yeSrBt14PbPdcTQPnYlozkzN_TsSnQMsY65PkYI8UL6VQ3V3UpKT-5hl4upK-q_DesPT2YrKgb6gIQu5sxXdvRCXqnHS4pTr0dKXKtlMf4llnrJkbvpCeu_2pic3bo_Em-PsTwijhZViekaqc0kgapisz8EEOsCz8EFOsz8EEOqrdHDUFCCqp00

Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 21:42, 7 May 2025 (UTC)

Reddit article[edit source]

I've seen in Talk:Reddit/old that you used to use Reddit, and you probably know a bit about how it works. Would you want to add stuff to the Reddit article as a way to mock that website? πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 02:05, 13 May 2025 (UTC)

I don't really know, to be honest. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 02:31, 13 May 2025 (UTC)
don't feel forced if you don't want to. it was just a suggestion. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 02:33, 13 May 2025 (UTC)