ULTRAKILL

ULTRAKILLing in LIMBO.

ULTRAKILL is the single greatest fucking game ever made by the God-Developer Hakita and his archangels of New Blood Interactive. Below is the levels, then after that there's some other stuff about it.

game: ACT I: INFINITE HYPERDEATH

MACHINE ID: V1

LOCATION: APPROACHING HELL

MAIN OBJECTIVE: FIND A WEAPON

MANKIND IS DEAD. BLOOD IS FUEL. HELL IS FULL.

PRELUDE (OVERTURE: THE MOUTH OF HELL)

PRELUDE /// FIRST "INTO THE FIRE"

Basically, you walk for a second, and get faced with a revolver. Pick it up, and fight 3 filth, some filthy humans with mouths for faces and no arms. Then 7 filths spawn. Kill them, and get to a glass bridge. At this point you could shoot the glass panels of the glass bridge to make the filth that spawn (about 15 of them) fall into a really big fan below OR you can just shoot them dead yourself. After this you get hit with 2 strays in a kind of big room with steam, basically red filths with arms and they shoot orange orbs at you until you DIE!!!! After this, a floating stone head called the Malicious Face appears, and it can shoot gay lasers or orange orbs at you. You ULTRAKILL it, mostly with the power of +PARRY. (parrying is just deflect projectiles by using the feedbacker arm at the right time)

PRELUDE /// SECOND "THE MEATGRINDER"

Opens up with a small glass bridge, same idea as the last glass bridge. Then you can fight a Schism, basically Malicious Face and bitch ass Filths merged. They suck. Badly. And it takes longer to ULTRAKILL it. Then you have to ULTRAKILL 2 more Schisms. After that you get to a wind tunnel ass bit where you have to kill more filth, a Schism, and too many strays. The walls are fans in this bit too. After that, you have to kill more filth. Like, way more. Then you're fine because now you can...actually no, you aren't fine, because a yellow bitch with a long brick for a head with a sword just killed something. It is a problem. Then you ULTRAKILL everything else (more strays) and get to 0-3.

PRELUDE /// THIRD "DOUBLE DOWN"

More strays, more glass bridges, too many filth, and now that Malicious Face is a common enemy. Fuck him! Anyways after all that you see the yellow bitch with a brick for a head again, killing things. Then, you kill it and steal its shotgun. Bye bye, Swordsmachine.

PRELUDE /// FOURTH "A ONE MACHINE ARMY"

Basically, its just there to let you fuck with the shotgun. Features really hot steam, absolutely unnecessary cooling chambers, and a few more Malicious Faces.

PRELUDE /// CLIMAX "CERBERUS"

There's some damn lava now, so you have to find your way through a puzzle with some creepy music. Then you enter a kinda big room with 2 statues of dudes holding yellow orbs and the entrance to Hell, featuring Slab with the words "Abandon all hope, ye who enter through here" on it. And OH SHIT! The statues are moving, and now they are fucking BALLING! Fortunately you have stopped their incessant balling, by giving them Stage 56781 Death (you kill them basically) and enter Hell. Also they're called Cerberus and, when plural, Cerberi.

LIMBO

LIMBO /// FIRST "HEART OF THE SUNRISE"

Opens up to a nice fountain and some walls that project a nice serene surrounding, basically made to mock the Limbo residents for their crime of not being Christian. You walk around and now there's purple flying machines called Drones that also shoot orbs at you. You kill them, and pick up a funny red skull to put on a pedestal, permitting you to advance more, only after fighting more drones and some filthy filths. And now there's more Cerberi! You kill them, and get a funny nailgun (a literal machine gun), fight another Malicious Face, and leave.

LIMBO /// SECOND "THE BURNING WORLD"

Fighting some more strays, a few drones, now some more filth & strays. You advance a little more and then all the sudden everything is on fire. The walls, the plants, all the stuff! How sad. Now some brown flamethrower robots called Streetcleaners will torch you alive! You kill them. And now you get to leave the burning shithole that is 1-2. Ya know, I hate streetcleaners, not just because they're brown, but because I can't parry them! I fucking hate them. Damn pieces of shit. Not even the community wants to make porn of them because they're so annoying.

LIMBO /// THIRD "HALL OF SACRED REMAINS"

Opens up into a castle of sorts with funny windows that are very destroy-able and paintings about God or something. There's a door you need to get skulls for, so you have two paths, the hard one (red skull) and easy one (blue skull). On the red path, you have some Cerberi, some drones, and some Malicious Faces, and way too many strays for me to count, and some schisms, and too many streetcleaners. On the blue path: Malicious Faces, strays, and a few streetcleaners, and too many fucking SCHISMS! Get both skulls, and you can fight gay Swordsmachines through a window. Whenever you get a skull on their respective pedestal, a door directly ahead of the pedestal opens, leading to the Hideous Mass fight. The hideous mass is a blob of red shit that has some stone plating that deflects shit. Annoying, yes. It does some shockwaves and harpoons and shoots yellow orbs at you because fuck you. You kill it and leave.

LIMBO /// CLIMAX "CLAIR DE LUNE"

What a nice night in Limbo, how beautiful! Just need to find 3 blue skulls to finally leave this shithole...and nevermind! Because now there's a red version of you called V2. He is literally you but better. Somehow, by any miracle, you beat her ass and take her arm, which is like your other arm except no parrying and better damage.

LUST

LUST /// FIRST "BRIDGEBURNER"

Slide through some watery place, kill a few Schisms, and find a blue trampoline, and now you're fucking around on some cranes in the sky above this cool metropolis, with a lot of bisexual lighting. Kill some Malicious Faces, some Cerberi, some filth, some drones, some strays, and that's that. There's also some giant shambling corpse with really shiny eyes in the background, bet that won't come up later as some sort of layer final boss!

LUST /// SECOND "DEATH AT 20,000 VOLTS"

Now, you're in a nice neighborhood and need to break some breakers (that is no coincidence! hakita wanted me to say that all along, he was waiting for this moment!) to advance. Kill some soldiers (strays with a blue helmet and more orbs to shoot you with), some Maurice (the community-ordained name for the Malicious Face, which I will refer to as Maurice for the rest of the entire thing), some filth, and more streetcleaners, way too many actually, and that's that.

LUST /// THIRD "SHEER HEART ATTACK"

Walk out of the Elevator and now you're in w a t e r, because this is a water treatment plant, and you cannot escape the water. Kill more soldiers and, ironically for a water treatment plant, streetcleaners, and then get some more skulls to open more doors. Also that shambling corpse is closer now...I wonder-NEVERMIND HOLY SHIT ITS A WOMAN ROBOT! It's called a Mindflayer, and it wants to fuck kill you with some blue orbs because, remember, blood is fuel. You kill it, then kill another one with some soldiers this time, and leave the plant.

LUST /// CLIMAX "COURT OF THE CORPSE KING"

Yes, finally, a relaxing level after ULTRAKILLing half the city of Lust...now all you have to do is wait for this railway platform to get to the layer exit.

Well nevermind, the Corpse of King Minos has a different plan: kill you with big hand. Fortunately, you +PARRY and +DOWN TO SIZE (parry his big punch things) him to death, only after he throws a black hole at you. Then you somehow get to Gluttony via his mouth?

GLUTTONY

GLUTTONY /// ACT ONE CRESCENDO "BELLY OF THE BEAST"

So it opens up to a fleshy shithole with some red fog, and you kill a Maurice. Then you kill a Cerberus, then you kill a Mindflayer...wait, no, it was the opposite. Then you kill some soldiers, then 4 Cerberi, then more soldiers and streetcleaners on an epic spinal staircase deeper into Hell, and then you exit the place after hearing the CRESCENDO LEITMOTIF!

GLUTTONY /// ACT ONE CLIMAX "IN THE FLESH"

Anyhow you enter another really red-fog place with flesh walls, and walk around until all the sudden when you walk on some platforms, this booming voice goes: "Machine, turn back now. The layers of this palace are not for your kind. Turn back now, or you will be crossing the will of God." Then you come down through a hole in the fleshy wall thing floor into some hand platforms, and this voice goes: "Your choice is made. As the righteous hand of the Father, I shall rend you APART, and you will become inanimate once more." So then you enter this circular place with a lot of hearts (not the gay illustrated kind) in the background, and some beam of yellow light appears and this voice says "BEHOLD! THE POWER OF AN ANGEL!" Some boss bar about "GABRIEL, JUDGE OF HELL" appears. So then he throws spears at you yapping about some sort of "yOu ArE oUt ClAsSeD" (of which you are not, at all) and how he's better, literally giving you a window to heal up by punching him. Then he dies and goes "What? How can this...be? Bested by this...thing? YOU INSIGNIFICANT FUCK! THIS IS NOT OVER!" Then the yellow beam appears again and he says "May your woes be many, and your days few." Or according to the community, "May your Ls be many, and your bitches few." Anyhow then he disappears and you enter Greed.

game: ACT II: IMPERFECT HATRED

GREED

GREED /// FIRST "SLAVES TO POWER"

Well, it isn't much I guess, just a black-yellow sky, a pyramid in the background, and Virtues. Virtues are circular blue balls with some yellow stuff around them and funky blue wings that try to smite you with a white beam. They hate you. Anyways it's also all on a bunch of platforms.

GREED /// SECOND "GOD DAMN THE SUN"

Basically, you're by that pyramid that was in the background in 4-1. It isn't much, but now the sand burns when you touch it at all. Also, now there's sandified enemies: basically they can't bleed, meaning no healing off of them. This proves a challenge as waves of sandified enemies hit you (several Malicious Faces and Cerberi). You make it into a small pyramid and have 2 rooms to go destroy: the Red Skull room and the Blue Skull room, both so you can collect their respective skull to exit the level. You do so after facing the rooms' respective waves of horrid amounts of enemies. When you put all the skulls on their pedestals, a war horn type of siren appears and all the sudden this giant dude with no head, one arm, and a bleeding cut where his other arm is supposed to be carrying a Maurice, called the Sisyphean Insurrectionist. Then you burn him to death with everything you can (or railcoin him into all Hell and back), thereby exiting the level.

GREED /// THIRD "A SHOT IN THE DARK"

In a very short summary, you are in that pyramid now, except it is annoyingly dark and you have to light up some things to make funky green flames to summon enemies that you ULTRAKILL and then you make it through a particularly large wave of fuckers before entering 4-4.

GREED /// CLIMAX "CLAIR DE SOLEIL"

Navigating some burning sand in the pyramid, really hot and all, Sun is visible through the windows, how nice. Just walking a little...aaaaand now V2 is in a funky chair throne waiting for you. Goofy green fire pillars come up again and you fight her, beating her ass. She desperately tries to escape by breaking through a wall and sliding down the pyramid, but she unfortunately gets fucked by the power of V1 (you) being epic. You shoot her off the pyramid, she smashes into the ground below, leaving behind a puddle of blood & scrap metal and the green arm that she stole from...I don't know actually. But anyways now you can use it to throw a spear at things through the arm and into things to bring them to you if they're tiny or you to it if it's at all large.

WRATH

WRATH /// FIRST "IN THE WAKE OF POSEIDON"

Basically, you're now in a funky cave. There's some funny green floaty things that you can use the green arm on to get to the floaty things, and do this repeatedly until you enter a funny watery room that features TWO Leaning Towers of Pizzas...nevermind they're made of stone, but at least there's fishies. Anyways you kill more strays, more soldiers, and once more, a sexy Mindflayer. Then, after you clear 3 rooms of this kind of stuff, you exit the watery things and now you have to fight a bunch of Sentries, also known as green things that can kill you way too easily. Fuck them. You kill them an advance to 5-2.

WRATH /// SECOND "WAVES OF THE STARLESS SEA"

literally Seattle for the first bit, also known as big rain and big funky sea of funkiness (The Ocean Styx). After screwing around and putting some skulls on some pedestals and also encountering yet another new mechanic (Idols) that protect things and make them invincible until you destroy the Idol. Then, you put two skulls on two pedestals and raise this funky ship of funkiness, and find this blue skeleton dude with a really big spoon and funky white cloth on his head called the Ferryman. You proceed to ULTRAKILL him.

WRATH /// THIRD "SHIP OF FOOLS"

You're on the Ferryman's ship now, full of some idiotic sinners seeking passage to the lower layers: Heresy, Violence, Fraud, and Treachery. Essentially, it's just a fun little "kill stuff" level, nothing special about it (except that vases, when broken, spew out gray stuff that is actually bigger than the vase). Then something knocks the ship over, and you escape but with epic rocket launcher.

WRATH /// CLIMAX "LEVIATHAN"

Walking through the sea, get knocked up (like, physically upwards) onto a funky boat and fight the Leviathan. It's a really big fish and is probably what knocked the other ship over. Then you kill it because it's actually easy.

HERESY

HERESY /// ACT II CRESCENDO "CRY FOR THE WEEPER"

Basically kill shit in a flaming red church with a flaming red sky, go out of the church, fight more shit in more flaming red churches in a flaming red environment and outside said churches, and on some altars (really tall ones!), and at the end Gabriel tells you he "awaits you down below" or something. This happens to be the "community-deemed best level ever" level, largely due to the music.

HERESY /// ACT II CLIMAX "AESTHETICS OF HATE"

Fight GABRIEL, APOSTATE OF HATE. He rants about how he will kill you brutally before you fight him, then he realize he has fun fighting you when you defeat him. He proceeds to kill all the angels.

game: ACT III: GODFIST SUICIDE

VIOLENCE

VIOLENCE /// FIRST "GARDEN OF FORKING PATHS"

Get flashbanged with a surprisingly white environment, read a book on how violence is cool, and PAINT THE WORLD RED. Also some goofy Violence residents who tried to escape this shithole are here, reassembled as Mannequins that crawl around brokenly with broken bones and shit...and you kill them.

VIOLENCE /// SECOND "LIGHT UP THE NIGHT"

It's dark outside, there's a white city made of white marble, anti-aircraft fire(?), and a river of boiling blood below, containing the violent. You escape this shithole and enter...

VIOLENCE /// THIRD "NO SOUND, NO MEMORY"

The Woods of Suicides. Depressing, yeah. Basically shoot and kill some humanoid blood thingies to make trees unlock doors.

VIOLENCE /// CLIMAX "CLAIR DE ECLIPSE" "...LIKE ANTENNAS TO HEAVEN"

You find V2 (Reconstructed), who happens to be really, really pissed off because you almost minced her to pieces in Clair de Soleil. You approach her, now on an epic lawn chair, and she starts shooting at you. As you proceed to get her into her second phase (half health), she once more tries to run away, now both of you jump on the bodies of the burning in the Third Circle of Violence (Violence against God, Art, and Nature) before you simply push her over, causing her death by burning hot sand and flying hot rocks.

HOLY SHIT! It's an incredibly massive thing called a 1000-THR EARTHMOVER. Basically, its a really big crane-giraffe black I dunno. You sneak into it and give it a lobotomy, then watch it explode as you enter FRAUD.

FRAUD (UNRELEASED)

FRAUD release date: 2951 AD

game: PRIME SANCTUMS & ENCORES

PRIME SANCTUMS

PRIME /// FIRST "SOUL SURVIVOR"

You enter this place through this funny door in 3-1, only after P-Ranking the entirety of the Prelude and Act I, picking up a torch and peacefully walking down a large sort of spinal staircase, before fighting a giant fucking flesh abomination called the Flesh Prison, that throws a bunch of funky orbs at you and heals. Eventually you kill it, releasing Minos Prime, who yaps on for a bit about Gabriel, you being a bitch, and then dies because you have 4 coins.

"Ahh...free at last! O' Gabriel, now dawns thy reckoning, and thy gore shall GLISTEN before the temples of man! Creature of steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom, but the crimes thy kind have committed against humanity are NOT forgotten! And thy punishment...is DEATH!" -Beginning speech of Minos

"JUDGEMENT!" "PREPARE THYSELF!" "DIE!" "CRUSH!" "THY END IS NOW!" -Minos' attacks

"AH! (the ah echoes) Forgive me, my children, for I have failed to bring you salvation from this cold, dark world." -Death speech

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" -he screams while he fucking explodes when he dies

PRIME /// SECOND "WAIT OF THE WORLD"

You will never P-Rank P-2.

Make your way through several waves of incredibly powerful enemies until you find the Flesh Panopticon, kill the thing, and you find Sisyphus Prime. Here's his speechy things.

"Hm? A visitor? Indeed. I have slept long enough. The Kingdom of Heaven has long since forgotten my name, and I am EAGER to make them remember. However, the blood of Minos stains your hands (you must complete P-1 to enter P-2), and I must admit, weapon, I am eager to see your skills. Come forth, child of man, and DIE." -beginning speech

"DESTROY!" "THIS WILL HURT." "BE GONE!" -sisyphus prime's attacks

"Hm. So concludes the life and times of King Sisyphus. A fitting end to a life defined by futile struggle. And I don't regret a second of it!" -death speech

"HAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAAH! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA-" -he laughs when he explode-dies-death-boom

ENCORES

PRELUDE /// ENCORE "THIS HEAT, AN EVIL HEAT"

Hey, now you get to explore the Prelude area! Except now its frozen. You find two skulls after beating a bunch of gay (and thus more powerful) enemies, and then now its so hot that you can take damage from being outside cooling chambers.

LIMBO /// ENCORE "...AND THEN THE ASHES FELL"

Oh, It's all gray. And there's ashes. And now the illusion is broken. And you activate something by removing a skull from where it should be, and now there's lava everywhere and the screens are glitching out and going from night to day to savannahs to night to I don't know.

Lores.

Basically, God is dead. God died because he saw that sin was not preventable (he's also NOT omnipotent within this mess), and he could not stop it. The angels formed the council of Heaven in the aftermath of such, and between this council-forming and God-dying, Hell experienced some upheaveal.

LUST RENAISSANCE

Minos, the (former) judge of Hell, looked upon Lust with sadness. In his eyes, he saw Lust as in need of help, he saw Lust as something not punishable with eternal damnation. He traversed from his area of judgement and into Lust, taking its residents and with their billions constructing a city, becoming a fair, just, and peaceful ruler, who sought to reason with Heaven to liberate Lust. He was not successful. As Heaven reorganized, it sent down GABRIEL to Lust, his landing sending shockwaves throughout the layer as he beheaded Minos, Minos' flesh torn asunder.

GREED INSURRECTION

Sisyphus. Sisyphus was the king of Greed, who had long awaited Heaven's departure from Hell. He saw the virtues fly away back to Heaven, knowing this was his one and ONLY opportunity to really resist and punch Heaven in the fucking gut. He assembled Greed's residents, forming an army of Sisyphean Insurrectionists, and marching into Gluttony. As Gabriel and the virtues advanced, the two armies found themselves at blows in Greed's entrance. It ended in Sisyphus' defeat, his head too cut off by Gabriel. But he knew something; that he would lose. He was not doing this for Greed's sake, but his own entertainment.

MANKIND KILLING ITSELF

Basically, World War One took way too long (200 YEARS) and sometime during it (called the Final War), blood fueled machines were invented. The first one, the GUTTERMAN, proved to end the first era of the Final War, beginning the conflict of machines against machines. The GUTTERTANK soon emerged, overcoming the Gutterman, thus began an arms race between the nations of man that ended in the invention of the Earthmover (if you recall, that's the thing you fight in 7-4, ...LIKE ANTENNAS TO HEAVEN!), which soon caused so much destruction the ashes covered the sun. Blood alone wasn't enough to sustain the Earthmover, so it used solar! Except without the Sun, it had nothing. This, called the Long Night, caused the war to end, and a peace ensued...until all of Mankind got killed by machines for blood. Then the machines flocked to Hell so they could get fuel!

V1 and V2, the only and last of the V Series

V1 is the idiot you play as, and is a blue machine with a sort of security camera for a head. It is described to have yellow wings on its back that are possibly related to dashing, but I ain't sure. It has plating that allows it to directly absorb blood (and heal in game), and it was made for the Final War, which ended before it could be mass produced. V2 is the idiot you fight in 1-4 and 4-4, and is akin to V1 except it has plating that is instead thicker (more armor) and cannot heal with it. It was made as a security drone type of thing.

weird emotion things with machines

So, for some reason, this past update, Hakita dropped a fucking BOMBSHELL that the community just didn't see before. Machines feel. I mean that in a human way. The new death screen shows, to summarize:

• V1 tries to fix itself
• no blood
• tries to fight
• no blood
• tries to escape
• no blood
• every system fails
• something about the Limbic System, which has nothing to do with limbs but rather emotions/behavior
• spams "I DON'T WANT TO DIE." 4 times

Now, there was already proof that machines felt things like this before. First of all; you can enrage Swordsmachines, secondly, you can hear Streetcleaners scream when they fall, and third, you can hear V2 scream when it falls to its own death in 4-4 and it is enraged when you punch it with the Red/Knuckleblaster/arm-you-stole-from-it-in-limbo. Basically now the whole community is exploding because we missed this.

Weapons

You got the revolver, shotgun, nailgun, railcannon, and rocket launcher. More on this later.

Community/Fandom

The community is infamous for...sex. A lot of it. I mean that in all seriousness. Most ULTRAKILL enthusiasts have about 7 terabytes of ULTRAKILL porn on their personal devices (yes, it is plural). When you go to any porn site and look up ULTRAKILL, you're gonna find a lot of V1 assfucking Gabriel (or the opposite), maybe something about Mindflayers, and for some reason the furries found V2 sexy and make catgirl drawings of her. There's just a lot of sex. The community also happens to be quite large.

music

I'll shortly (and by that I mean in the next couple of hours) be uploading links to the entire soundtrack.