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Spot the typo! Also I am declaring war on Alula

Oh fuck 22:24, 21 October 2023 (UTC)

Btw why did you do that squaw? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 22:25, 13 May 2024 (UTC)

DAVE WAS HERE--Donkeygod7

Hi dave Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 15:30, 14 March 2024 (UTC)

My favorite series of video game consoles is the toaster Donkeygod7

I had a wii as a kid, unfortunately you can not use a wii as a toaster Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 17:43, 14 March 2024 (UTC)

You can if you overheat it enough Donkeygod7

Good point Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 18:32, 14 March 2024 (UTC)

But now I can't play my favorite wii game m&ms cart racing Donkeygod7

Nice, but I've never played that – Preceding unsigned comment added by OPOSSUM (talk • contribs)

Beanz error

You have eaten too many beanz and are banned from eating them until March 25 99999999999999 >:(

jk it's just a joke :D Donkeygod7

I know ... Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 19:30, 25 March 2024 (UTC)

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 Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED!  23:20, 31 March 2024 (UTC)

Just as I was about to retire or something, I know that I've been relatively inactive lately... Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 03:21, 1 April 2024 (UTC)

Various Opossum Quotes, Out of Context

"Oh God no, not the Oxford Comma!"
"I barely got away after the whale vomited me out and I got a major sinistral external abrasion and a severed brachialis radial."
"You're still a motherfucker, even if it was my mom..."
"Rather the creature possesses the asshole of an Ethiopian naked mole-rat."
"I love its butthole and its hoohoo so much and its big and juicey and it is so soft and warrrrrrmm!!!"
"If you do see a speck in this area, it is likely dust or crumbs on your screen, not the microscopic word "DENALI"."
"There's no way that one of those ants crawled into my asshole."
“I am probably worse at swimming than the average moose.”
"Shove the entire Washington Monument up my ass!"
Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 06:13, 2 April 2024 (UTC)

Moccasins.

mocassins.

Holy fuck did you draw this???? It's an incredible drawing man, specially considering it was made in MS Paint. It's really colorful, and the shading is on point. Maybe you should consider being a pixel artist or something like that. Or don't. It's your life, after all. Really good drawing, still.

P.S.: All hail to Lord Móckasiin of Moccasinia. DaniPine3 (talk) 22:48, 16 April 2024 (UTC)

Thank you so much DaniPine3! Yep, I drew that. I used to be an amateur pixel artist. However, I have moved on since then (mostly.) Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 23:10, 16 April 2024 (UTC)

You're welcome :)
Why did you move on from pixel art, though? It seems that you're pretty good at it. DaniPine3 (talk) 19:55, 18 April 2024 (UTC)

I had other things to do, and I lost interest Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 20:52, 18 April 2024 (UTC)

Well, I hope that you find the interest and the time you need in the near future 👍DaniPine3 (talk) 00:09, 19 April 2024 (UTC)

I'll graduate high school in two months, and I'm currently trying to pass the driver's exam. I'll be off to work on hiking trails in Alaska for a while before coming back home to get an actual job...

Anyway, my current hobbies include hiking, wandering around town, kayaking, facebook, editing the chinook jargon wikipedia, screwing around in the woods, jogging, and chilling out with you guys on Uncyclopedia... stuff's changed a bit since 2021. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 00:52, 19 April 2024 (UTC)

In that case, I hope that you pass high school as well as getting your new liscence. Working in Alaska has to be tough, considering how cold the weather is there.
I'm currently studying at an arts school, and I, too, have lost a bit of enthusiasm in drawing. I thought this was going to be something I'd like, but it turns out there's a ton of exhausting work behind a simple drawing. I still have next year, and when I finish, I don't know what I'll be doing, honestly. Luckily for me, I now have time to take a break, meaning that I have more time to edit here at the Uncyclopedia (and thinking about the future as well). DaniPine3 (talk) 11:31, 19 April 2024 (UTC)

I didn't know that you study in an art school. Good luck with that, because... reasons. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 19:00, 19 April 2024 (UTC)

funny that you mention that...DaniPine3 (talk) 16:08, 20 April 2024 (UTC)

HOW DID I NOT REALIZE THAT Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 22:38, 20 April 2024 (UTC)

🤷‍♂️DaniPine3 (talk) 23:56, 20 April 2024 (UTC)

Hey, I've seen you've created this UnNews article about Móckasiin getting exposed, however, it might be too in-jokey to be in "mainspace"That's what is called, right? right?.
I was thinking that maybe you could move it to A story built one article at a time, where the joke would be more understandable, and that way Alula's article wouldn't be lonely anymore. Or don' t, if you don't want to. It's your article, after all. DaniPine3 (talk) 17:37, 22 April 2024 (UTC)

I guess that works... Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 17:42, 22 April 2024 (UTC)

Btw, here's a cool fact: Móckasiin's true name (Jaques Noir) is actually a reference to this guy.DaniPine3 (talk) 18:18, 22 April 2024 (UTC)

I know Jack Black and all, but what does he have to do with moccasins? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 18:19, 22 April 2024 (UTC)

Nothing, really. It's just the first name that appeared in my head. If it had been about moccasins, he would still be the leader of Moccasinia, wouldn't he?
Btw, did you click the link? That's not Jack Black, just someone with a name that means the same DaniPine3 (talk) 18:38, 22 April 2024 (UTC)

Ok so uhh, of course that isn't Jack Black. Also know basically nothing about what homestuck is or what it's about. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 18:41, 22 April 2024 (UTC)

It's somewhat of a good webcomic. I was lucky to not know anything about it until 2021,so I got to read it all and didn't have to wait several months for it to keep updating just to get a really shitty ending that doesn't tie the story at all (btw: the story is only good halfway through. After that the story spirals down because its author literally stopped trying).
The character of John reminded me of Homestuck's character (John Egbert), which is why I decided to name the villain that way. DaniPine3 (talk) 18:52, 22 April 2024 (UTC)

Uhh kewl o̬ ̬ o̬ Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 20:31, 22 April 2024 (UTC)

Vandalism

just pretend this is vandalism i'm lazy Donkeygod7

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DaniPine3 (talk) 16:43, 30 April 2024 (UTC)

What

Did you just put me in the same quadrant as Encyclopedia Dramatica? DaniPine3 (talk) 17:21, 8 May 2024 (UTC)

Barely, but this "humor style spectrum" is awfully large, and a lot of internet humo(u)r falls in this quadrant. In fact, I have put myself closer to ED. You could make your own version of this graph if you think it isn't accurate enough... Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 21:04, 8 May 2024 (UTC)

To be fair, I can't deny this Uncyclopedia has somewhat affected in my style of humor as much as I'd like to deny it. Also, I find it funny that you divided me between "Old school DaniPine" and "Modern DaniPine". DaniPine3 (talk) 21:37, 8 May 2024 (UTC)

By the way

Now that you're online again, there's this thing I wanted to tell you. I don't know if you have heard about a French band named Justice, but if you have, they have launched a new album very recently (like, last month). And you won't guess who appears in one of this album's songs... DaniPine3 (talk) 21:41, 8 May 2024 (UTC)

Oh god, what a way to mock my sins... Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 21:58, 8 May 2024 (UTC)

It's almost as if it was some kind of fate... A moccasinian fate...
btw, what did you think of the song?
DaniPine3 (talk) 22:52, 8 May 2024 (UTC)

4ᘖ0 out of 10 Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 18:52, 10 May 2024 (UTC)

(165.139.179.173 was here)

Yes, he was Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (talk on my cool chat page) 19:23, 16 May 2024 (UTC)

Can I eat a moccasin?

165.139.179.173 (talk)I know moccasins can be used for a lot of things but what about food?

Moccasins can be used for a lot of things, but they aren't thneeds, they're just moccasins. But desperate sailors used to eat leather, so theoretically, yes, you can eat moccasins. You'd be better off eating OUT of a moccasin, though. I mean, an entire nation thrived by eating moccasins... there are fucking moccasin farms in Moccasinia (apparently.) And also Alula didn't even know what a moccasin was until this year. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 19:38, 23 May 2024 (UTC)

Small question

I wanted to ask you, what does this image that you uploaded say? Because it definitely has something written on it, but whenever I try to decipher it, I end up getting several brain aneurysms. Or is it some kind of well-kept secret that only you can understand? DaniPine3 (talk) 21:48, 23 May 2024 (UTC)

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lor- Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 21:56, 23 May 2024 (UTC)

Oh. So it's a Star Wars reference. I though it was going to be something more obscure. (btw, I guess it's from the prequels, because I don't remember that quote, and I've never seen the Star Wars prequels) DaniPine3 (talk) 22:18, 23 May 2024 (UTC)

Yeah, it's from the prequels. My dad is a huge Star Wars Fan, so we watch all 6 episodes as kids, and when the sequels came out, we watched those too. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 22:41, 23 May 2024 (UTC)

Ah, yeah, I remember the sequels. I did watch them, although I don't remember much of them (they were generic action movies filled with nostalgia crash-grab after all). I do remember that many die-hard fans were pissed that a (gasp!) womyn was the main character of the movie, and not some heroic macho man; the same happened with the Ghostbusters 2016 remake. DaniPine3 (talk) 22:49, 23 May 2024 (UTC)

"womyn"? what? why the Y? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 23:18, 23 May 2024 (UTC)

idk, i've seen it being used whenever people mock how die-hard nerds talk (badly) about women (the same with the word w*man, censoring the word o), and I followed the trend. it's also a redirect in Uncyclopedia, btw DaniPine3 (talk) 23:25, 23 May 2024 (UTC)

Episode 8 made me so mad, I tell ya what
Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 23:35, 23 May 2024 (UTC)

What did exactly happen on Episode 8 to bring you so mad? (as I've said before, I don't remember anything from the sequels. I remember the original Star Wars trilogy much clearlier, and I'm pretty sure I saw them much younger than when I saw the sequels. Just sayin') DaniPine3 (talk) 23:41, 23 May 2024 (UTC)

(spoilers!) It just doesn't feel right. Now Luke Skywalker ended up as a depressed old man who says it's time for the Jedi order to be over... this is not outrageous character development but come on. I'm pretty sure Yoda only made an appearance as cheap nostalgia-bait... the poor little green guy had to watch Luke fucking burn down everything. Then Luke projected a false image of himself onto some salt-covered planet where a massive battle was going on and Kylo Ren (Vader's emo successor) ordered his entire squadron to shoot at Luke (epic fail) and that was cool. And Rey, the afforementioned female protagonist just sits back there and watches. It wouldn't be all that bad as a spin-off or whatever but it feels like a completely different beast from the original Star Wars trilogy or even the prequels. And in the 9th episode they resurrected Darth Sidious as the ultimate cash-grab, that's about all I remember. No wonder why so many people don't consider the Star Wars sequels to be canon... the Disney empire knows no limits. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 01:16, 24 May 2024 (UTC)

Yeah, the Disney empire truly knows no limits. It has become the villain of modern day capitalism. Whatever it touches, becomes a horrible nostalgia crash-grab with no actual soul, like recent Marvel films or modern Simpsons. And that's not the bad part- I've heard that for that Mulan remake they made some years ago, they shoot parts of the film in literal Chinese concentration camps. What the actual fuck?
Btw, unrelated, but I've seen that I got my userpage vandalized, and you reverted it. Thanks :) DaniPine3 (talk) 07:33, 24 May 2024 (UTC)

Shoot parts of Mulan in the Uighur camps? What the FUCK? DID THEY REALLY? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 14:29, 24 May 2024 (UTC)

Yep. They really did.
And that's just what we know Disney has done.
We truly are living in a ultra-capitalist distopia... DaniPine3 (talk) 21:24, 25 May 2024 (UTC)

What started as a "small question" is really getting too spicy, even for me... Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 23:10, 25 May 2024 (UTC)

Hey you're back!

Tell me, how does it feel to have been banned for- *checks notes*- about 3 hours? DaniPine3 (talk) 17:21, 1 June 2024 (UTC)

Infuriating, but only because he wouldn't let me even ask why I was banned. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 17:22, 1 June 2024 (UTC)

Apparently it's because he thought your "Ask Moccasin" thing was spamming. To be fair, he should have asked you before assuming anything. But well, you're here now and you haven't needed to stay banned for a whole day, so everything has ended fine. DaniPine3 (talk) 17:24, 1 June 2024 (UTC)

I respect DWIII (at least I did before this ban) but that was honestly a room-temperature IQ move from him. I have no doubt that DWIII usually behaves better than that. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 17:42, 1 June 2024 (UTC)

Yeah, it was a really weird move for him to do that. It was really sudden and unexpected. I get that he thought your articles were spamming since he didn't have much involvement in the ASBOWAAT thingy nor did he knew about the moccasins, but that was definitively not worthy of banning you, because it's not like you're always spamming or anything like vandals use to do (specially without telling you what you did wrong or anything) DaniPine3 (talk) 17:46, 1 June 2024 (UTC)

Like he said, I went onto his wikipedia page to complain about the block, but he didn't answer Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 17:48, 1 June 2024 (UTC)

Oh, speaking of moccasins: I think DWIII has deleted the moccasin stuff that you wrote in Uncyclopedia:In-jokes. (to be fair, perhaps we should wait a bit more until we can truly say it's an official in-joke; Oscar Wilde, for example, has been an in-joke for 20 years now) DaniPine3 (talk) 17:49, 1 June 2024 (UTC)

I don't even know if DWIII had even heard of the ASBOWAAT series before this Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 17:51, 1 June 2024 (UTC)

I don't think he has, indeed. He doesn't seem to be much active. Probably because he's an old admin by now... (he is, is he? I'm new around here, so I'm not 100% sure who's old and who's new) DaniPine3 (talk) 17:56, 1 June 2024 (UTC)

DWIII told me that talking to him in the Wikipedia page "a serious breach of protocol". Perhaps he though you were trying to evade your ban, rather than simply asking for clarification on the matter. DaniPine3 (talk) 17:52, 1 June 2024 (UTC)

I saw Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 17:54, 1 June 2024 (UTC)

Anyway DWIII has been here since 2005. P.S. why are you the only one getting edit conflicted? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 17:58, 1 June 2024 (UTC)

Probably because I'm typing slower than you DaniPine3 (talk) 18:03, 1 June 2024 (UTC)

Well, people do say that I am a fast typer Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 18:22, 1 June 2024 (UTC)

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Yo big news congratulations the account which has the same username as you got internationally banned lol and I don't know why it is banned and how the steward nerd know :))) TiazuGotAutism333 (talk) 13:16, 17 June 2024 (UTC)

My account isn't got banned do you want me to appeal with the steward? TiazuGotAutism333 (talk) 13:32, 17 June 2024 (UTC)

ok go ahead thanks! I have no idea why I got banned Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 00:43, 19 June 2024 (UTC)

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Hey @OPOSSUM: I'm glad you could get your WP account back. Those admins at Wikipedia really are stupid for thinking you are some kind of vandal. Let's hope that nothing bugs them the wrong way again, because if this is your first time banned and they were already banning you permanently, only God knows the kind of trouble they'll get you into if they get angry a second time.... DaniPine3 (talk) 01:27, 19 June 2024 (UTC)

Upgraded the chess board

I upgraded the chess board in UnGames:Chess based on my memory per this old chess board:

Before	After
1 ♜ ♛ ♜ 2 ♟ ♚ ♝ 3 ♟ ♝ ♟ ♟ ♟ 4 ♘ ♟ ♞ ♟ ♗ 5 ♕ ♙ 6 ♙ ♙ ♙ 7 ♙ ♙ ♙ 8 ♖ ♗ ♖ ♔	a b c d e f g h 8 8 7 7 6 6 5 5 4 4 3 3 2 2 1 1 a b c d e f g h

, what do you think? TiazuGotAutism333 (talk) 08:55, 24 June 2024 (UTC)

Nice. Remember how it used to be called "Chess/public game?" Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 16:18, 24 June 2024 (UTC)

Please, don't leave (yet)!

It's been cool to talk to you. It'd be a shame if I never got to be able to do that you again. I know this place it's kinda dumb, but it's got its charm, and it wouldn't hurt if you came here, even if just once in a while. DaniPine3 (talk) 03:39, 29 July 2024 (UTC)

I might… stay… just might. (Actually I’ll probably continue to check this place at least every once in a while… there’s a reason that I’m not as active as I used to be… sorry guys Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 03:43, 29 July 2024 (UTC)

PS… here’s my (possible) last moccasins.

Well, in that case; see you, space cowboy opossum. Au revoir. And good luck with whatever you'll be doing now DaniPine3 (talk) 03:49, 29 July 2024 (UTC)

Hey, you're still here!

It's good to see that you won't be gone yet. I hope you become able to keep coming here without it having to be an "addiction", as you previously said it was... Anyways, I'm happy to see I'm still able to talk to you :) DaniPine3 (talk) 15:45, 29 July 2024 (UTC)

I really do want to end this “addiction” once and for all though Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 15:57, 29 July 2024 (UTC)

Hi

I am fucked if anyone reads this --Yaokuan ITB (talk) 05:13, 16 August 2024 (UTC)

I just read this, which means that you just got fucked. Like, in the asshole, by a ghost or something. Could you feel the ghost’s penis? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 05:35, 16 August 2024 (UTC)

Sid the Sloth

This article might get ICU'd because of how short it is. I was thinking that, if you can' t think of ways to expand it, you could change the concept of the article to make it about Sid talking about the movie he's from (and then it'd be an article on the Ice Age film). Just a suggestion, though DaniPine3 (talk) 16:47, 17 August 2024 (UTC)

I’m trying to expand it right now, but it’s still only like 2kb so far. My goal is 4kb… Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 16:51, 17 August 2024 (UTC)

ok i reply: budu budu bada bada viva la revolucion! OPOSSUM OUR NEW GREAT ETERNAL LEADER

bode bedo OPOSSUM OUR GREAT AND LONG-PRICKED LEADER

On your new uploaded image

Holy shit this edit looks so good wtf how did you do it to make the moccasin look like the puzzle from Uncyclopedia's logo DaniPine3 (talk) 19:31, 11 September 2024 (UTC)

I used a bunch of tools on lunapic.com combined with fucking ms paint. I never owned photoshop… just used a lunapic filter to remove the white parts of the Wikipedia logo, overlay it on a moccasin, and clean up the edges with ms paint. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 19:38, 11 September 2024 (UTC)

ps I also found an AI filter to remove the white background from the image. As much as I hate ai art it kinda gets shit done. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 19:39, 11 September 2024 (UTC)

well, as long that you use AI simply as a tool (which is the way it was supposed to be used) and not as a way to make the whole "art" piece and then claim it is yours (which is sadly what most people use it for), it's okay. btw, it's really mind-blowing you never used Photoshop or any similar program for that, because it looks really fucking cool. honestly, you're smart for not using Photoshop, because Adobe is a total prick. DaniPine3 (talk) 19:54, 11 September 2024 (UTC)

not smart, I just don’t have the money, and I’m still looking for a job anyway Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 19:56, 11 September 2024 (UTC)

well, in that case, good luck finding a job :] DaniPine3 (talk) 20:09, 11 September 2024 (UTC)

Chess

Up for some chess? Round 4 has started.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling...} 01:47, 12 September 2024 (UTC)

already? Wtf. Ps I’m pretty bad at chess even though I started the Uncyclopedia chess thing… Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 02:13, 12 September 2024 (UTC)

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5 MORE MINUTES!

It is exciting! We only have 5 more minutes to PCSEP24 OPENS – Preceding unsigned comment added by PantherZX0815 (talk • contribs)

What the...

What on earth did you do to your userpage?  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling...} 01:28, 16 September 2024 (UTC)

HIPPITY HOPPITY SHMIPPITY SHMOPPITY PIPPITY POPPITY FLIPPITY FLOPPITY SCRIPPITY SCROPPITY SHMIPPITY SHMOPPITY ZIPPITY ZOPPITY NIPPITY NOPPITY MEGALOCCASIN!!!!!!!! An Olula (vandalize my talk page) 01:36, 16 September 2024 (UTC)

Oh oh...  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling...} 01:37, 16 September 2024 (UTC)

Curing your Olula disease

As you said on your Olula Opossumopedia page, the only way to cure someone of the Olula disease is by sending them three pictures of cucumbers. Thus, I cure you.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling...} 01:40, 16 September 2024 (UTC)

Wh-What happened? Was I in a coma? Olula disease? I don’t understand!Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page 01:43, 16 September 2024 (UTC)

HOLY FUCK WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST DO? Be careful, guys! Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page 01:44, 16 September 2024 (UTC)

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Be careful Squaw Dee! I don't want you to become an Olula...  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling...} 02:25, 17 September 2024 (UTC)

Encyclopædia Fenris Olula page

I made an Encyclopædia Fenris page for Olulas.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling...} 02:55, 17 September 2024 (UTC)

Nice Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page 02:58, 17 September 2024 (UTC)

Round 5

Round 5 begins...  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling...} 01:25, 18 September 2024 (UTC)

wtf… round 1 took MONTHS… Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page 01:59, 18 September 2024 (UTC)

Fuck it time to archive my talk page