User:Yaokuan ITB

The best page on this fucking website

"Do not remember heroes. Do not speak their names. Remember my words, but do not speak my name. I have a vision of a Galaxy overrun by mankind from Core to rim. Of four hundred billion stars each enslaved to the rhythms of Earth’s day, Earth’s year. I have a vision of a trillion planets pulsing to the beat of a human heart. And I have a vision of a child. Who will grow up knowing neither family nor comfort. Who will not be distracted by the illusion of a long life. Who will know nothing but honor and duty. Who will die joyously for the sake of mankind. That is a hero. And I will never know her name. Always remember: a brief life burns brightly." - Hama Druz, circa 5408

here's my userbox collection:

This user is an Uncyclopedia Marshal.

This user edits Wikipedia and Uncyclopedia. Please stop this craziness before their plans for world-domination are complete.

This user thinks uncyclopedia.co is better then uncyclopedia.com

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This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes.

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This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight.

This user, Yaokuan ITB, is possibly a bit of a loser. Also they make UnGames and you should too!

This user is a Communist & is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭

This user has no featured articles. They are a failure. Feel free to point and laugh.

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This user has eye beams.

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This user likes to use userboxes.

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THIS IS SPARTA!

This user is NOT a fish, or at least thinks so.

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This user doesn't care.

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This user is Chinese and proud of their country, made of the blood and flesh of sacrificed Communists.

This user's IQ is over 9999999999999999 HE'S FUCKING ASIAN.

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This user, (Yaokuan ITB) is a user. Who'd've thunk it?

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This user plays Chess on Uncyclopedia.

This user has boinked <insert name here>'s mother

This user wants to be an administrator, but can't make it in.

This user gots a shovel. Yes they does.

This user is a Squire of the Empire. All ye vandals, be wary, for they shall become greater in time and be your greatest enemy.

• UNCYCLOPEDIAN PASSPORT • Passport Card no. 4.252.99.182 Name = That fucking cunt yaokuan Nationality = Uncyclopedian Wastelands This is a valid Uncyclopedian Passport granting the holder passage to any country; excepting Canada, the United States, England, or any other country in which anyone would actually want to live.