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This seems like a good idea. No signing messages! Also looking at history to see who sent what message is banned!

You mispelt "sign". Also, you forgot to put the forum header.

But it doesn't matter, because nobody knows who I am.

Kid named revision history:

Banned. You're not allowed to view that. It's private.

Hah! You feel for my trap! Now no one will know who moccasined all of you >:B

You fool! You're the one that fell into my trap! For I'm the one that will moccasin you! now get moccasined :B

I've fallen for this trap before. And i liked it so much that i'm gonna walk straight into it :B

well, you do you, I guess... *moccasiny moccasin moccasin moccasin* :B

I can tell that you’re Alula. Or not…

Hee hee hee, you will never know...

In a different house

Nobody will know who I am, and nobody can hurt me! Wait, is the window open..?

OH FOR SURE DANNY PINO IIIRD I NO IT WAS YOU I DIED AND YOU CAN NOT SAVE ME PLOS INTO WOLVERWALBRO

Oh shiet, a wild Walbro appeared! And it sneaked into my goshdarned house!!! What does it want from me???

ǫḣ ʖhï7, †ᚺᐱᐩ ᛇṻ᙮. ໄ ðດ៷'τ ₭ຖ໐ພ. ඞ

THE DANNY PINO IIIRD CAN OF SAVINGS ME I AM OF NEEDINGS YOU PLOS

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Guess who! (Hint: I'm not Alula, I'm not Dani, and I'm especially not OPOOSUM)

Let me guess: Squaw Dee

No it's Walbro (yes)

Hi Walbro (yes)

guess who (hint: :B)

lemme guess: you're the one that's going to get moccasined! :B

maaaaaybe :B

well, what are you waiting for, then? get moccasined! :B

yippeeee :B

hahahahaha

sooooo what now

idk. what would you want to do?

i'm kinda feeling like making an element page. i dunno which one to do tho.

there are lots of elements, so its quite a hard thing to answer. maybe you could try for a really important element that for some reason has no article or has a really crappy one.

mercury, got it.

Most important element is <insert name here>ite

Oh thanks- hey wait a minute

Moccasinium! --ERROR FILE NOT FOUNDWolverWalbroERROR FILE NOT FOUND

huh

Mocha Singh

moccasins?

moccasins!

moccasins.

moccasins.

moccasins.

EVIL MOCCASINS!?!??!?!?!?!

Time to grow ndziq'ʡ', whoops, ndziq't on my crotch

wat

i think what this undescribed person meant was "please moccasin me"

I love miccazins. They're even better than moccisens. Ah, good ol' maccasins… everyone needs a mogcasun.

i might be late, but did someone asked to be moccasined? :B

maaaaaaybe :B

and who is the one that asked to be moccasined? :B

not OPOSSUM, he does not want to be moccasined, today at least, maybe tomorrow though.

hi i'm the 100% real OPOSSUM and i really wanna be moccasined right now :B

ok Alula reveal your face

who's Alula?

Alula is a mutant Olula from a moccasinia-occupied region of norway

ojcasins.

i'm still not sure who's the one that wants to be moccasined... if no one tells me who is, i'll just start moccasining everyone in here :B

wtf where did my moccasin go why is it all moccasin now

what is "moccasin" spelled backwards? yes, they all got reversed.

moccasin :B

yea, my moccasin are back! now I can finally moccasin all of you :B

:3

hey, I was the only one here who was about to people! guess I'll have to duplicate my amount of moccasin to moccasin you :B

sorry, but you won't beat me when it comes to how many moccasin i have ;3

are you sure about that? ;3

pichu beats all

Your moccasin are no match for my bombs, unlike Pichu, who could beat my bombs easily

what the fuck who turned my moccasins into moccasins????? i can't moccasin people with these

this is truly a sad moment for us moccasin lovers...

fuck

Fuck indeed!

Fuck yourself!

• Gasp!* mmmm.. oh yes! OH YES!

if i had a nickel for every time an article of a "color" (one featured on Template:Colours) starting with the letter m featured big, bold text of said color...

i'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

we need more colors that have names starting with the letter "m"

there's already maroon and magenta. And I can't think of more colors that start with "m".... btw, did all the moccasins become moccasins?

i have no clue. i looked away from the page for a couple of minutes and someone had stolen all of my moccasins. there's nothing worth living for if i don't have my moccasins :<

don't worry, I have a leftover moccasin here... and I can stab you if you want :B

that's not what i need. i need my moccasins back

you can get this moccasin I have... if you dare >:B

no, i'm just gonna buy a couple of kitchen moccasin until my moccasin dealer has gotten more of them that i can buy

well, i'll be stabbing you in the meantime :B

Hello...

Hee, hee. You don't know who I am...

hi fenris

Hello, DaniPine3. Did you cheat?

no i didn't

For all I know, you might not be the same person that sent the second message in this section.

how do you know that? huh?? you didn't cheat, didn't you???

Aha! I never said you were a different person. I said you might be a different person! You're defending yourself, maybe you actually are a different person.

no, i would never be a different person! unless someone wanted to moccasin me, of course :B

did someone ask to be moccasined :B

No.

:(

don’t worry, there’s lots of impersonators around here. i’m the person you’re looking for, and i’d very much like to be moccasined :B

yippeeeeeeeee :B
prepare to get moccasined :B

there's some bad news here though. i went to the doctor to check my health and it turns out she didn't was quite alarmed at the amount of moccasin wounds i had. so now i'm stuck in the hospital

I'll just go burn down the hospital then. -

hey, that's my moccasin! if you take it from me, how do you want to get moccasined? >:B

no don't burn down the hospital please. i'm hospitalized because i got a lot of dangerous infections in my moccasin wounds and i don't want to die :<

Do I look like I care? *burns down hospital*

noooooo the hospital nooooooo
now i shall seek revenge by burning you >:[ 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Sorry, you didn't burn me, you burnt my dog that bears an uncanny appearance to me.

then how is it that you're on fire while you speak? you're not fooling anybody. now, BURN! >:] 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

I'm sorry, I'm actually a being made of water that looks like a human. Fire doesn't affect me.

I can still boil you >:] 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

But I don't have a nerve system, so I can't feel pain.

You’ll still get evaporated by the boiling, even if you can’t feel it lol

You just signed in a forum where you're not supposed to sign. And besides, even if I evaporate, I'll just turn into a being made of air. I'll be invisible.

Ok, whoops but I still know that you’re Fenris2010 anyway, due to the revision history. And, despite encountering various liquid beings, I haven’t seen (or heard or felt, with you being invisible after all) such a thriving a water vapor being anyway, so I doubt you’ll actually survive. And you CAN feel gases, example: wind.

I forgot to mention that I can shape-shift. I am now a rather hungry Grue.

Say,

Doesn't Bananas eat Hindleyite? Suck muck suck muck! Ill!

Doesn't Oranges eat Holmeron? Rock mock rock mock! Int!

You know, “suck muck” originated as a way to screw around with my old high school marine science teacher, and the phrase got really popular with the baseball kids, who still yell it whenever they see me.

The thing is, “suck muck” sounds like it would be code for something sexual, but it doesn’t really mean anything at all, other than literally sucking muck, and that’s why it’s such a powerful catchphrase.

what the hell is going on here and why is everyone talking like i do in the section above

Doesn't Grapes eat Hooversauce? Sick fuck sick fuck! Ice!

Doesn't Apples eat HowardHughes? Pick pluck pick pluck! Ire!

Is this “a story built one H-eating fruit at a time?” P.S.

Doesn't Cantaloupes eat Homerade? Cluck truck cluck truck! Imp!

Doesn't Pears eat HomerSimpson? Tick tack tick tack! Its!

Doesn't Watermelons eat Hamburglar? Hack sack hack sack! Ike!

I just had the weirdest dream last night.

I met Chirag Gupta from Diary of a Wimpy Kid, and he was all grown up, with a wife and a son, living in a house on top of a forested hill in Camarillo, California. He hadn’t left his house for five years because he was stuck upside down hanging from a chandelier. And this version of Camarillo had a glacier and Ewoks from Star Wars. Like, what the fuck?

that's just the plot to the average Diary of a Wimpy Kid fanfiction. btw, cool dream you had.

donald trump appeared in our back porch and yelled for a recount

Doesn't Kumquats eat Hipponias? Dick sack dick sack!yIff!

Doesn't Mangoes eat Halmahera? Cuck fuck cuck fuck! Ish!

fish?

No, moccasins

I hear that moccasins are great for catching fish… at least they are in this cursed universe that us Uncyclopedians live in

I here bananas are good for sucking muck (provided you're Hindleyite), except they make you ill!

I hear that your username is Squaw Dee

I hear that you're cheating, OPOSSUM

I hear that it's easy to tell that it's you without checking the revision history at all, Squaw Dee

I hear the current last person to edit is <insert name here>

hey, you revived this forum thingy! never thought I'd ever see this active ever again...

I hear moccasins.

is that the seventh sense?

no, it's the moccasin sense.
also alula you got caught >:]

no, nothing ever happened here ever

the revision history says otherwise... >:]

Moccasins? I love moccasins!

{{}} Moccasins. I hate moccasins.

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Wtf was that? --22:B9, 6 March 2025 (UTC)

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Moccasins? I was moccasins once.

They left me in a big white room and fed me moccasins.

They locked me in a moccasin. A moccasin with moccasins. And moccasins make me moccasin.

Moccasins? I was moccasins once.

They locked me in a moccasin. A moccasin with moccasins.

Mexicans. I hate Mexicans. just kidding… unless?

Moccasins make m- wait, you're not talking about moccasins?

Cnurf

Doesn't Kiwifruit eat Habaneros? Heck peck heck peck! Ilk!

You can't tell me what to do.

I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel.

I can force you, though.

I can eat hindleyite. Doesn't bananas. Sucketh le mucketh. Also, I hear that your username is L10nM4st3r

I love coherent sentences! Bananas!

I love sentences! They're really tasty!

The sentence above was definitely not written by the sentence-eating cat

Did someone call?

Wrong cat. Also your stupid box doesn't work

hi png image of a seal. how're you doing?

Hello, cat gif. And that's a jpg image. Also, you're not supposed to sign here, filthy feline.

it's not signing, i'm physically present on this page

well, could you physically leave this page then, Ms. Cat?

no, i actually quite like it here

..but you won't it this forum like you usually do, right?

don't know what an "it" is. and no, i'm not gonna eat anything here. except maybe that seal jpg

STORY-EATER BLEH MR. GLARGH AAAGH! MR. GLARHH STORY-EATER AAAGH!!!

oh hi Mr. Glargh. or person imitating Mr. Glargh; I can't tell for sure since you didn't leave down your signature...

i think i might still be alive

How unfortunate. But not for Mr. Glargh, he's pretty hungry, I think.

why can't he just eat fish

The person who made this page forgot it existed

He's never edited this page. Probably took it off his watchlist, whether intentional or not.