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Most of the time, all you see is nicknames.

Do you visualize other users when you talk to them - here, or on IRC? And if so, can you give specific examples? - Sikon 19:58, 10 December 2006 (UTC)

No. » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 20:00, 10 December 2006 (UTC)

Mhaille is Zoidberg, Olipro is a drunk Harrison Ford with a British accent. That's all I've got.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 20:01, 10 December 2006 (UTC)

I see fat people... you can see me though on my user space. I'm not shy. ^_^ 20:02, 10 December 2006 (UTC)

I see dead people. -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 20:20, 10 December 2006 (UTC)

Hardwick Fundlebuggy is a circus clown, Modusoperandi is Gilbert Gottfried, Tom Mayfair is the picture on his userpage, and gneomI is this guy: Image:Imoenghappy.jpg. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 20:05, 10 December 2006 (UTC)

What? Nobody sees me? » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 20:07, 10 December 2006 (UTC)

Well, I see you, but that's only because I've seen your picture on WP.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 20:10, 10 December 2006 (UTC)

Well, for me it is (speaking about IRC regulars): Codeine = guy with a cup of coffee, Dark_Apostrophe = creepy guy in dark clothes, DavidGerard = admiral, Elvis = Presley, ENeGMA = The Riddler, flyingfeline = big cat stuck in midair, gneomI = gnome, Hinoa = guy with a surprised face, LucidFox = myself IRL (minus the glasses, and with fox ears and tail), Mhaille = conservative Englishman, MoneySign = stone-faced politician with a red tie, Nokyx = android, Olathe = priest, PrincessCaitlai = Princess Clara from Drawn Together, Quinlan = Quinlan Vos from Star Wars, ramenbuoy = sailor, sannse = herself (as seen on the userpage), Skiddles = round and happy guy eating Skittles, Splarka = tall and weird guy in grey, tompkins = eccentric Englishman, Villahj_Ideeut = clown, ynnaD = Marty McFly-style boy in teal. - Sikon 20:18, 10 December 2006 (UTC)

This is true. I am in fact David Miscavige. - David Gerard 23:03, 10 December 2006 (UTC)

What about me? --goshzillacorrespondence 20:21, 10 December 2006 (UTC)

A cute little Godzilla. - Sikon 20:28, 10 December 2006 (UTC)

For some reason, all I picture is a bunch of bored teenagers with nothing to do, like me. I dunno. Haven't really thought of it. --MelvanaInChains 20:23, 10 December 2006 (UTC)

Why am i not on that list? --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 20:35, 10 December 2006 (UTC)

Sikon is a strange man that spends too long in a darkened room working out tension, sannse is... well, sannse. Olipro is a bastard, and I've always associated flyingfeline with that character from futurama - crazy eddie or something. The robot that explodes with excitement every time anything remotely interesting happens. YnnaD 20:39, 10 December 2006 (UTC)

I picture you as Felix Ungar. Everyone of you. I'm more the Oscar Madison character, myself. Or sometimes we're all Smurfs; Dawg is Gargamel and <insert name here> is Azrael. But that, like the good china, is only for special occasions and court appearances.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:24, 10 December 2006 (UTC)

I know sannse, Tom Mayfair, and apecat from their pictures, and as for the rest of you (this is all true):

• Sikon appears as a silent, brooding spy-type figure with a large furry hat...
• Hardwick, I see you as my father, but older (and he's already pretty old) and with a British accent
• Dawg: a wolf, simple as that
• Modusoperandi is Drew Carey
• Olipro is a small but fiesty dog with floppy ears
• Tompkins is a Koopa Kid with a human head
• flyingfeline is a flying feline with a human head
• Ununbilium is a young version of Zidane, in a sports jacket, with a bowl cut
• Hindleyite is an anthropomorphous blimp, who also looks like Hardwick
• MoneySign is a cloaked grim reaper, in fact; i've never seen his face...
• Ghelae is a girl, for some reason
• Keitei is a dragon (I saw this first image and its been stuck ever since)
• Skiddles is a talking bag of Skittles
• Goshzilla is a tiny rampaging Godzilla
• PrincessCaitlai is Princess Peach
• DavidGerard is a spikey-haired teenage punk
• Splarka, a monochrome dog
• Chronarion is the incarnation of Father Time
• Codeine is Neo in the Matrix
• Zombiebaron is a cute anime zombie
• Rataube is Don Quixote
• E|m|c alternates between a chinchilla and some guy in a tie
• Savethemooses is a boring yet dashing office joe with a newspaper at his side
• Crazyswordman is a berserking swordman
• Colonel Swordman is much the same, cept he's all official and doesn't have a sword and isn't berserking
• ENeGMA is a multi-colored Englishman in a colorful suit - Alfred Hitchcock goes to Carnival
• Zimulator is Invader Zim
• Insineratehymn is an throbbing metalhead with a mohawk
• Kakun is a young rabbi
• Mordillo is an armadillo
• Squiggle is a contemptuous city-slicker with a look of discontent on his face
• Orion Blastar is Star Fox
• Nintendorulez is that blue Pokemon
• Hinoa is Heihachi from Tekken
• I don't know what to make of Mhaille...

If I left anyone out, it's either because I forgot you or because you're unimportant and i hate you. --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 20:32, 10 December 2006 (UTC)

Well, you got the metalhead part right, but I certainly do not have a mohawk. My mother forbids me from having an outrageous hair-do such as that. --General Insineratehymn 00:12, 11 December 2006 (UTC)

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  Codeine = Tom Petty

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  Hinoa = Stereotypical College Guy

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  Mhaille = Dr. Zoidberg

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  Olipro = Younger Harrison Ford

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  Savethemooses = Norm MacDonald

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  Sikon = Russian Programmer Kid

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  Skiddles| = Donnie from The Wild Thornberrys

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  Splarka = Charles Manson

-   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 20:36, 10 December 2006 (UTC)

Some people have put way to much thought into this.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:38, 10 December 2006 (UTC)

Nah, Mhaille is more like Ford Prefect from the original The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy TV show. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 20:46, 10 December 2006 (UTC)

Yes, with a Scouse accent. -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia

Similar dress sense, only I'm taller. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

• Speaking of which, does hearing people's voices make it less complicated in guessing what they might look like? I think so. I definitely have mental pictures of some of the newsreaders. ^_^ --The Bard of Uncyclopedia 21:48, 10 December 2006 (UTC)

Well I actually get people confuse me for Seth Green or a young Dan Aykroyd. In real life and also over the Internet. I never really saw myself as Star Fox or Azrael. If I had to pick a Marvel Superhero my first choice would be Cable, and my second would be Spider-Man. If I had to pick a DC Superhero my first choice would be Orion (of the New Gods) or Green Lantern (Hal Jordan because I so dig those giant big boxing gloves he makes with his ring and the fact that he no longer fears anything and overcame that yellow weakness in his power ring). I know the whole teenager remark applies to me, because I am immature and childish, but I am really 38 years-old with many college degrees, certifications, and an IQ of 189, and a very creative imagination with the humor of Andy Kaufman (which I get confused for as well, as people just don't get my jokes either). Anyway I can recall when I was 19, in college, scored almost perfect on my ACT and didn't need to take the SAT because the college took a combined score of both the ACT and SAT and my ACT already surpassed it. Anyway public high school and college tried to brainwash me to become a liberal atheist like everyone else, but I became a liberal agnostic instead. I was a bit dyslexic as well as insomniac, so at night I would stay up wondering if Dog really exists or not. I was 19, thought I knew it all, I corrected all of my professor's mistakes in class as well as the mistakes in the text book, and the mistakes that my classmates made as well. I was an honor student and top of my class. Then I was in a fraternity that was part Animal House and part Revenge of the Nerds, and they told me they would only accept me if I drank and smoked with them. So I started drinking beer and then moved on to hard liquor, and smoked cigars. Suddenly my classes were more stressful as I tried to take them while suffering from hangovers and nic-fits. I withdrew from college at that time, but later I tried college without the drinking and smoking and I was an honor student again. When I went to vote recently, the election judge told me that I should know how the voting computer works because I am a young man in his early twenties. Remember that I am 38. Anyway the secret to eternal youth is to act young, very young, childish even and very immature. My brothers didn't, and they are younger than me with Grey hair and baldness. I still have a full head of hair and no Grey hairs at all, no wrinkles either. Some people call it the Peter Pan Syndrome, of not growing up, but they forgot that Captain Hook and the Pirates did not age either. So the Pirate Syndrome makes sure that men who act like Pirates never age. I am also a Ninja, and Ninjas are oriental and orientals always look young and never age either. So I have the Pirate Ninja Syndrome. I suffer from so many mental disorders that they named a mental illness in honor of me, The Orion Blastar Syndrome or TOBS. Some call it Orion Blastarphrenia instead. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 22:15, 10 December 2006 (UTC)

Wow. Switch to decaf and cut processed sugar. Maybe take up meditation.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:20, 10 December 2006 (UTC)

This is how I envision Tompkins: Only our Tompkins has a slightly larger mouth. —rc (t) 22:25, 10 December 2006 (UTC)

I am a 39-nearly-40 domestic suburban husband who works a day job at a large media company. My workplace hero is Wally from Dilbert. My life is unutterably tedious to describe, though I quite like it - David Gerard 23:03, 10 December 2006 (UTC)

Diz, you made me Don Quixtoe, I feel honored, you'd be Thor. Dawg: Jack Nickolson when pissed. Tomkins: the kid who wanted to join the ninja turtels. Kakun: big, fat gothic guy. Chronarion: Jet Li. Nintendorulez: monocromatic monitor with a parrot as the screensaver. Sikon: Nikolai Gogol in his late years. Mhaille: Oscar Wilde before prison. Keitei: Princess Fiona when she kicks robin hood or Eva Braun. Famine: Cthulhu. Todd: Richard Stallman. Modusoperandi: Jack the riper. MoneySign: Robotic VanGogh.---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 23:21, 10 December 2006 (UTC)

Wow... nobody mentioned me. Should I be offended? For a while, I thought I was Azrael, but then it turned out that was just <insert name here>. So, yeah, this is an interesting study... I started to make a list, but I know everyone too well, it won't be fun. I'd just say what I know about everyone (except maybe zombiebaron, who I see as a chibi zombie).--<<>> 00:17, 11 December 2006 (UTC)

I did that so that nobody would be excluded. Plus Azrael is adorable, with that bite mark out of the ear and all.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:48, 11 December 2006 (UTC)

Basically, if I don't know frighteningly personal info about you (stuff like, "I'm going to have surgery on my ovaries next week), then I assume everyone here is a slightly overweight male with glasses that's rather goofy, kind of like this guy or this guy. Raise your hand if I'm right.--<<>> 20:24, 11 December 2006 (UTC)

I should mention that I have actually seen photos of:

Bradaphraser

Keitei

Dawg

Chronarion

PantsMackenzie

Spintherism

Sikon

Severian

Simulacrum Caputosis (whatever happened to Simmy, anyway?)

Cubone is working on his site, I checked his tawk page.--Witt, of UNion Entertain me* 07:29, 12 December 2006 (UTC)

Anidnmeno

Rataube

Gwax

Isra1337

Insertwackynamehere

SirNuke

Crazyswordman

Tompkins

Even scarier, I know some of these people's real names. :O I'm probably forgetting some, too. —rc (t) 00:37, 11 December 2006 (UTC)

Yes, I believe Bradaphraser's real name is Mark, Keitei's real name is Cindy, Gwax's real name is Julio, and your's, Rcmurphy, is Matthew. Am I correct?   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 01:08, 11 December 2006 (UTC)

The does this mean that Bradaphraser lied about his name? And does not actually "Brad-a-phrase" things? And I'm peeved I haven't appeared here once --Witt, of UNion Entertain me* 19:24, 11 December 2006 (UTC)

It's all my fault, actually. I made that Facebook group. Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 20:17, 11 December 2006 (UTC)

I only know a few of the aforementioned users' photos/names from the Facebook group. The others I've gathered over months and months of IRC surveillance and intelligence from my secret monkey corps. —rc (t) 20:24, 11 December 2006 (UTC)

Wait a minute... I THOUGHT that group of nazis finding and posting my pictures online was odd behavior... You hired them! It all makes sense now!--<<>> 20:28, 11 December 2006 (UTC)

Then the question for RC would be: if you had to pick an animal, a fruit, a celebrity, a fictional charachter, a brand or a thing, to describe how you feel about them, which animal-fruit-etc do you pick for each one.---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 01:09, 11 December 2006 (UTC)

I feel violated by RC. Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!)

It wasn't one of those boudoire photos that he saw, was it?--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:50, 11 December 2006 (UTC)

I'm not Rc, but I'll answer this one. Animal: fox. Fruit: pomegranate. Celebrity: of those few I know, none fits my personality, I think. Brand: Mozilla. Fictional character: a mix between Jack Sparrow and Austin Powers. - Sikon 04:03, 11 December 2006 (UTC)

i too, am not RC. --Chronarion 15:58, 14 December 2006 (UTC)

Kinda hard to invision somebody who sits there and shuts up most of the time in the IRC and VD eh? For some reason I can't really envision most of you. However, generally I look at this community as a bunch of nerdy college students, although I can see that I was partially wrong. --~

Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

00:40, 12 December 2006 (UTC)

I always imagined everyone here was about 3 feet tall, wearing enormous clown shoes and carrying a balloon. But I am probably projecting. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy - (Ring for service) 04:36, 12 December 2006 (UTC)

As for me...

Self portrait webcomic. --L 03:58, 11 December 2006 (UTC)

Nice sideburns. I imagined you more as a robot with a personality. Like, in a musical. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 16:04, 11 December 2006 (UTC)

Like "Hair", but with robots. Naked hippie robots.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:54, 11 December 2006 (UTC)

Heh, interesting. It isn't really that bad of a drawing on the computer, actually. I wish I could do something like that. --MelvanaInChains 20:38, 11 December 2006 (UTC)

What's this? Not one comment to the effect of "I always knew L was actually a monkey with a gold tooth and sunnies, on a surfboard"? --L 05:00, 12 December 2006 (UTC)

You had me up to "surfboard"...--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:05, 12 December 2006 (UTC)

Dag L! You didn't give me a chance, but that was what I was gonna say... --Sir Zombiebaron 19:07, 12 December 2006 (UTC)

teh answer, or rather teh question of 42

i am way more awesome than any of you could possibly imagine. :P --Nerd42eMailTalkUnMetaWPediah2g2 19:16, 11 December 2006 (UTC)

I imagine that Nerd42 looks like Abe Vigoda. That's pretty awesome.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:49, 11 December 2006 (UTC)

Dickenian interlude

• (Looking the feast trough the window. Snow covers my fragile body. Sigh. "Is this vanity banket reserved just for GUN KUN BUN ZUM TUM DUMDUM un-high society?". "No, Mr. Fagin, I already filled my quote today!". -- herr doktor needsAbeam  [scream!] 20:35, 11 December 2006 (UTC)

I see you as a recent zombie victim. Something to do with the name. :) -- 21:41, 11 December 2006 (UTC)

Don't know if you are the stripped one from Lewis Carroll or a kitten being catapulted to glory (and fortunately missing the ground). Third option: Tygra from Thundercats with a jetpack. :p herr doktor needsAbeam  [scream!] 23:39, 11 December 2006 (UTC)

Ah! A Thundercats reference! /me flees room --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:45, 11 December 2006 (UTC)

What? I didn't know Thundercats were along Chuck Norris, Oscar Wilde and Buddy Jesus in the list of stuff considered offensive to the veteran's culture. You better write a manual of taboos. Oh, yes, and you are, hmmm, that blue detective dog from Hanna Barbera. But with Latin knowlege. herr doktor needsAbeam  [scream!] 23:58, 11 December 2006 (UTC)

Thundercats isn't taboo to Uncyc, it's just an awful series (it made HeMan look good and the Transformers look coherent, by comparison). Incidentaly I'm the space monkey, Gleek, from the Wonder Twins.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 00:03, 12 December 2006 (UTC)

In Soviet Russia, Yakov Smirnoff looks like YOU!!

Actually, I look like a younger Yakov, with sideburns only. --The Acceptable  Cainad  (Fnord) 08:22, 12 December 2006 (UTC)

Another Vision

I have seen some pictures of a few of the vagrants contributors to Uncyclopedia, but for the rest, I think of you as fully clothed. Sometimes. Except MoneySign.....he's always as naked as (scuffling sounds as Mhaille is dragged away). -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Zombiebaron is cool too

There are acctually two images of what people think I look like on Uncyclopedia. One by me, and one by Joe857. Here they are. Cause you all care :) --Sir Zombiebaron 19:12, 12 December 2006 (UTC)

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  Looks just like me...really...yay vanity images

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  I acctually used the face part for my very first featured image...thanks Joe :)

Oh and for the record I imagine all of you are really hot naked women, it makes me feel better about the amount of time I spend here. --Sir Zombiebaron 19:19, 12 December 2006 (UTC)

Looks in mirror. You're way off.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:36, 12 December 2006 (UTC)

Haha --—Braydie 19:55, 12 December 2006 (UTC)

But what about Chronarion?

I picture him a bit like this:

Don't you wish you were a bishop too? - David Gerard 18:07, 14 December 2006 (UTC)

Does Chron even come around here anymore? Anyway, Jimbo freaks me out. Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 01:51, 16 December 2006 (UTC)

I've never seen Chron move diagonally. --User:Nintendorulez 22:43, 16 December 2006 (UTC)

Dark Visions

I was recently likened to one of those negro crows in Dumbo, and I must say that upon reflection, the attribution seemed fitting. - Lemon. 22:14, 14 December 2006 (UTC)

Here's how I picture Benson:

The guy on the BOTM badge, with a relatively high pitched voice. Also, he has smiting powers, and shall arise from the ban soon, just like Jesus. --User:Nintendorulez 22:44, 16 December 2006 (UTC)