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Who the hell reads these pages? Everyone has one, and everyone spills their guts out about their life story, blah blah blah {insert uberboring spiel nobody will ever read.} Really, if you are *that* desperate to know about me (and there better be a good reason) then ask me. I'm on IRC. Have a nice day.