UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/EndOfTheWorld

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★★★ NUCLEAR ENDING ★★★


And thus, the deluge...


It is currently the dead of midnight. All security inside the McChord Air Force Base has fallen asleep, either by fatigue, or by the fate of your tranquillizer. You sit in the chair near all of the screens. What you see is an arrangement of buttons. Yet, one button strikes your interest. The nuclear launch button. You received the launch codes a while back, but to access the button, you will need one of the keys.

Without thought, you rush towards every counter nearby to try to find something to open the glass barrier, yet you find nothing. You smash at the glass, but the glass is sturdy. It's not glass.

Eventually, you look at one of the security officers, unconscious from your tranquillizer. You look in his pockets, and find several unimportant items, but what you do find is the key.

You rush towards the control board and insert the key into the lock. The adamantine barrier unlocks. You target all the nuclear bombs at all destinations that you think will cause the most havoc in the world. After that, with little to no hesitation, you press the launch button.

The display asks for your launch code:



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You enter the code:



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CODE VERIFIED

...The launches are now underway.