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The moccasin you are on doesn't exist. Please edit or go the fuck home [[1]]

"THOU SHALT BE DEPRIVED OF THY MOCCASINS AT THIS MOCCASIN" -Some Cool Moccasin

"Implying that I am a cool moccasin... thank you, I hope I am." -Very awesome cool moccasin

hi i'm 165.139.179.173's home moccasin

GET B'D

GET :B’d

GET E’d

Get moccasined

MOCCASIN IS GOD

You know you can ask the moccasin god questions on this website, right?[edit | edit source]

Yup

vandal this shit: https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Don%27t_edit_this_document

L10nM4st3r adds moccasin moccasin moccasin moccasin moccasins!


IT IS I, THE GREAT WIZARD OF RAPE

YOUR ASSHOLE, OH IT SURE WILL GAPE

MY DONG WILL DESTROY YOU

IT SURE WILL ANNOY YOU

YOUR MOUTH WILL BE SEALED TIGHT WITH TAPE

IT IS I, THE RAPIST MAGICIAN

YOUR BUTTHOLE'S IN TOO PURE CONDITION

I'LL FIX THAT RIGHT NOW

YOUR RECTUM I'LL PLOW

MY FUN (AND NOT YOURS) IS MY MISSION

BIBBITY BOBBITY BOO

SHAZAM! MY COCK IS IN YOU

YOU CAN'T GET IT OUT

BECAUSE MY MAGIC SPOUT

LEAVES ONLY WHEN I WANT IT TO

FOR YOU THINGS SHALL SURELY GO SOUTH

AS I SHOVE MY BIG DONG IN YOUR MOUTH

I WARPED INTO YOUR HOUSE

SILENT AS A MOUSE

YOU'LL FEEL THE EXTENT OF MY GOUTH

AND WHAT IS A GOUTH, YOU MIGHT SAY?

YOU'LL SEE IT 'MOST EVERY DAY

OH ON IT YOU'LL CHOKE

AND SPUTTER OLD BLOKE

IT MIGHT JUST MAKE YOU KINDA GAY

IT IS ME, AND I'M COMING FOR YOU

AND YOU CAN'T JUST SAY TO ME, "OH SHOO!"

MY FINGER'S IN THEE,

A PLEASURE TO ME,

I'LL DISAPPEAR WHEN YOUR ASSHOLE'S TURNED BLUE

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L10NM4ST3R EDITED THIS PAGE, AS A REWARD, THEY DEMAND RECOGNITION AS A HUMAN, AND NOT A LION!

NEITHER WILL LION MASTER EVER BE RECOGNIZED AS HUMAN, NOR WILL OPOSSUM EVER BE RECOGNIZED AS SENTIENT!