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Aubrey Drake "BBL Drizzy" Graham (born "October's very own" on 10/24/1986), also known simply as Drake, is the type of nigga to claim to be a Canadian rap artist, media mogul, singer, and actor, hyping himself up as the type of "rap nigga to popularize R&B vibes and feelz" in hip hop. In reality, he a scam artist, specifically he the type of "nigga" to lose his N-word pass for trying to appropriate black culture, and lost it for good while rap-battling Rick Ross, Metro Boomin, and Kendrick Lamar, the last of whom literally eviscerated him for trying to start something.

In fact, Drake was born in a predominantly rich white community and only started acting black because it was "more swag" than just being a white guy who looked black on the outside. He a culture vulture. So in reality, Drake is simply nothing more than an actor. He also a simp. (Full article...)

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  • 1903 – The Ford Motor Company ships its first car, the Model R, with an engine that powers its four wooden wheels with whale oil.
  • 1928 – The government of Hungary issues a decree ordering Gypsies to settle in one place, surrender their Gypsy gold, and take a bath goddammit!
  • 1969NASA astronaut Louis Armstrong becomes the first man to set foot on the moon (pictured) when Apollo 11 splashes down in the Sea of Tranquillity.
  • 1974Turkeys invade Cyprus.
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  • 2006 – A small Minnesota town mourns the loss of a small child who drowned in a pond.

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