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The Last Jedi Star Wars: Episode VIII: The Last Jedi is the 8th episode of the Star Wars saga. Because of strict screening requirements by The New World Order, many movie theaters are refusing to show the masterpiece. Luke Skywalker has ranted about the theater requirements, but as the Illuminati is in charge of funding, he has no say in the matter. it stars an all women cast of washed up snl cast members and is fun for the whole family. my favorite part is when luke skywalker dies by eating too much pussy )

Did you know...

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  • ... that it is most certainly not beneficial to Society to monitor Internet use? (Pictured)
  • ... that sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from science?
  • ... that on 17 June 2007, Britain was mercilessly hit by an attack of 'falling water'?
  • ... that a bird in the hand is better than crabs in your bush?
  • ... that when it says "Do not try at home", it actually means "Do not try this at all"?
  • ... that the oozy, off-colored mound of bloody what-ever-it-is stretching its way out of what used to be a tiny hole is a baby's head?
  • ... that Osama bin Laden is actually alive and well and hiding in your closet?
  • ... that Alexander isn't really that Great?

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David Pecker picked a pic of Bezos's pecker
Butts and peckers? Is this the Evening News with Beavis & Butthead?

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*Ashokan farewell plays*

February 16: No Human Rights Day

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