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Gay sex is a particularly hot and fucked-up form of sexual intercourse, wherein two individuals with penises rub them on each other, and even penetrate each other, because they are messed up in the head and obsessed with penis. While those participating in gay sex today might think it a recent creation of modern degeneracy and sin, it is in fact a storied and ancient tradition with roots in pre-historical degeneracy and sin. Gay sex has its origins in caveman times, and has implications reaching through history and into the present, as many people are still afflicted with homosexuality. Gay behavior is also sometimes seen in people with vaginas, however this article is largely concerned with penis-on-penis action, as that stuff is really hot. (Full article...)

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"Omigaawwduh, after all thaaat time, you guyss choked so harrrd, Wemby!"

Ongoing: NHL Stanley Cup championship • All American FIFA World Cup • Wemby and the Spurs vs. KAT, his zesty-ness (pictured) and the Knicks in the NBA Finals • Chicago Bears moving to Indiana, keeping name? What? • Jimmy Hoffa getting found??? What the fuck?

Recent deaths: Jamie Lee Curtis's sister (no relation to Michael Myers) • Euphoria (spoiler: EVERYONE dies. Don't do drugs, kids!) • The careers of a bunch of CBS News folks • Madonna's career after pulling a Janet Jackson in Times Square • Doctor Who Christmas special 2026 • Tinkerbell * Gene Shalit

Upcoming deaths: Iran • The Amazing Digital Circus • Rudy Giuliani • Eric Kripke's reputation • Dick Van Dyke

On this day 

...I'm Humbert Humbert, so European, all over your kids, I keep on peeing / My prose so haute, though you might forget, I'm a dirty old rapist and a piece of shit / I wandered all over, till I shot Hugh Hefner, and my girlfriend's dead 'cus I'm a sex offender / The State of Florida has asked us to disclose our sexual crimes to you...

June 13: Double Entendre Day ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º)

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Uncyclopedia's patron, Oscar Wilde, dropping the truth on you bitches.
 Exodus 32:
15 And Wilde turned, and went down from the mount, and the two tables of the testimony were in his hand: the tables were written on both their sides; on the one side and on the other were they written.
16 And the tables were the work of God, and the writing was the writing of God, graven upon the tables.

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