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Boiling hot water has a number of household uses; some days, it seems like we couldn't even function without a cup of the stuff. Sure, we can all think of the typical uses for piping hot agua (tea; water torture; jacuzzi supplementation). But have you ever thought about its other viable, cost-effective uses? More specifically, have you ever thought about using it as an alarm clock, or sexual repression aid?

If you answered yes to the previous questions, you've just taken the first step towards unlocking the inherent power of steaming, blistering H20. And if you've taken this all-important first step, it's likely that you're ready for the ultimate in aquatic functionality. Go ahead friend; grab that handle, grip it tight, open your fly and funnel in that molten liquid stream!

aaaAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

Now wasn't that refreshing? Of course it was. But the amazing sensation of excruciatingly warm liquid on the genitals is just one of many reasons to pour boiling hot water down your trousers. (Full article...)

Did you know... 

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  • ... that this topless woman is clearly unhappy about her situation? (Pictured)
  • ... that the apostrophe is a small animal which has infected millions of books?
  • ... that nobody can describe what a simile is like?
  • ... that your boss is behind you watching you waste time?
  • ... that over 30 million Chinese peasants died in the Great Leap Forwards due to inadequate long-jump scores?
  • ... that over 30 million Chinese peasants died in the Great Leap Forwards due to inadequate long-jump scores?
  • ... that you've just lost the game?
  • ... that Ben Stiller's face makes everything funny?

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Ongoing: The wait for GTA VI, Silksong, TAWOG, Stranger Things 5, and Spaceballs 2 • Russian InvasionGaza War, now with Iran! • Trump and Elon's feud.. make up.. no one knows anymore • NBA finals • Aaron Rodgers finally signing with a team • Animal-related live-action remakes kicking Snow White's ass • Jaws 50th anniversary • Colorado Rockies game replacing Jaws airing

Recent deaths: Updates for Mortal Kombat 1Rick DerringerNew York Knicks' surprisingly kickass season and coach's tenure • Fear Street: Prom QueenJohn RedcornBrian Grazer's career and livelihood, and anyone's respect for himSly Stallone Stone Brian WilsonAriana Grande's NonnaCanadian team's bid to win the Stanley Cup, again • PF4Eva's headphone cable

Upcoming deaths: DEIDiddy's and Chris Brown's chances at freedom • Tom Cruise's career of sprinting on-screenNew York Knicks' future success and ego • Pittsburgh Steelers' locker room • Greta Thunberg? • R. Kelly • Iran's leadership

On this day 

Fries with gravy and cheese seems like the least French thing ever, what the fuck Quebec.

June 22: "Oops My Bad" Day

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Satan's Job
Satan hates his job, too. You're not like Satan. Are you?

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