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COLUMBUS, Indiana -- Psycho Christian white supremacist former Vice President Mike Pence has gotten himself into another pickle. Only this time, it's quite literally a pickle. The former VP discovered that he had turned into a former cucumber.

"No explanation at all," Pence told Newsmax Tuesday. "I just woke up one day and discovered I had turned into a pickle. I know the European Union turned President Trump into a walrus, and former Press Secretary... What was that bastard's name again?... into an eggman, but I believe they wouldn't waste their time on me. I believe it was Hillary Clinton, Obama, The Bidens, the Kennedys, The Addams Family, Rosie O'Donnell, Britney Spears, Oprah, Steve Harvey and those goddamned liberal Democrats who stole the election from me-- I mean, us!"

There is zero evidence of any of these parties being involved in the incident.

"Mother is going to be ashamed of me. She warned me about sticking my pickle where it didn't belong."

To make matters worse, Dan Harmon has filed a cease-and-desist against Pence.

Twitter erupted in the wake of the news. Donald Trump tweeted: "I know for a terrific 100 percent FACT that LEBROWN JAMES is rebonsisple for this. NFL should suspend him. GO BACK TO YOUR SHITHOLE COUNTRY!" Then Trump remembered that he was banned in January.

Palmer Report tweeted: "Still a bigger pickle than Donald Trump's."

Rob Reiner: "Funniest shit I've ever seen!" (Full article...)

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May 14: "Aren't Space Stations Just Spaceships That Can't Move?" Day (U.S.)

468 BC - The color of the sky deemed to be blue by Greek philosophers.
1607 - The settlement of Jamestown, Virginia is founded in the middle of a swamp, local mosquito population ravaged by Human flu.
1846 - The United States snatches Mexico's purse and pilfers 500,000 square miles of sweet land.
1974 - NASA accidentally launches the planned Skylab station into the ocean. (Pictured)
1975 - Vehicle meant to retrieve Skylab from the ocean accidentally launched into outer space, vehicle renamed to Skylab.
1976 - Astronauts stage a mutiny against Earth after being tethered to a giant claw for three months.
2007 - After billions of dollars of research and intense study, Bill Gates finally hits puberty.
2008 - The Secret Service find George W. Bush hiding behind a vase in the White House cantina: "Is my presidency over?" Bush says.
2075 - I lose my house keys again.

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