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Adolf excels in creative writing. He has invented his own little world in which he has cast himself as the blond Adonis and peopled it with willing slaves and adoring fans. His imagination seems to have no bounds. In essay after essay, he has plotted a fictional future for himself where he rises to the very top of society through the sheer power of his own personality. This would seem almost laughable, were the imagery within it not so powerful or so frighteningly violent.
Adolf has great potential as a writer and could, I think, make a living from his talents in this field. If I were to make one suggestion, however, it is that he should abandon his ambition to write romantic novels for ladies. Instead, I believe he should consider writing Western novels, where it will be more acceptable for Aryan heroes to mercilessly slaughter lesser races. (Full article...)
Did you know...
- ... that the bird is the word? (Pictured)
- ... that Barns and Nobles is the most successful medieval farming roleplaying game, played by millions of teenage nerds worldwide?
- ... that back in my day, we didn't have no fancy Did you know sections on our wikis? We had to get all of our factoids from the library, like decent folk! And after we walked there barefoot across three counties 'cause bicycles hadn't been invented yet, we had to teach ourselves how to read the books - none of that fancy free-contents education you kids're all on about...
- ... that the admins will never approve your DYK submission nor will they read these suggestions?
- ... that en passant is actually French for "inventing new rules as you go along?"
- ... that the Red Baron, in addition to being the deadliest ace fighter pilot of World War I, traveled through time?
- ... that bestiality just got 15 percent more legal?
- ... that if we lose cabin pressure, masks will drop from just above your head? I always get the Richard Nixon mask!
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Ongoing: Russian Invasion · ABBA · COVID-19
Recent deaths: Elizabeth II · Mikhail Gorbachev · Jean-Luc Godard · Coolio (Pictured)
Upcoming deaths: Vladimir Putin · Norman Lear · Xi Jinping · Jean-Luc Picard · "Weird Al" Yankovic
On this day
- 1754 It is alleged by some that on this day, Weasel words probably were invented
- 1862 The Cheasel is invented
- 1937 The Spleen weasel is discovered in Paris France,
- 1961 Ferret racing is invented in Australia
- 2007 A woman gives birth to a weasel
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Africa is widely known by those in the US to be Earth's shittiest continent. For one thing, the land is wracked with hunger, poverty, disease, and genocide. It is also filled with monkeys, like those parks where they tear your car to shreds. Not a pleasant place, all things considered. (Rwanda sucks and has a very retarded name.)
Things from Africa include: zoo animals, human trials, like monkeys; lots of fruit...um... AIDS? AIDS is from there, right? And black people? Hey, is that where African Americans came from? Yeah? Well, who knew? |
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