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“Most of the time there’s room for just one more on top ...”
“Why the fuck have these crazy people made an article about me?”
Playwright, novelist, musician, poet, philanthropist, historian and short story writer: these are just some of the professions of individuals whom Oscar "Fingers O'Flaherty" Wilde corrupted with his rampant sexuality and Rabelaisian appetites. A man whose wisdom touches on nearly every conceivable topic (often without consent, leading to several lawsuits) and renowned for his beautiful diction and skilled oratory, Oscar is without doubt one of the leading literary figures of the last few millennia. (Full article...)
Did you know...
- ... that BET is dedicated to bringing quality entertainment to the masses? (Pictured)
- ... that over 30 million Chinese peasants died in the Great Leap Forwards due to inadequate long-jump scores?
- ... that I'm better than this person in particular?
- ... that there is a pipe bomb placed in your mailbox?
- ... that Osama bin Laden is actually alive and well and hiding in your closet?
- ... that Boston Bruins goaltender Gerry Cheevers was one of the most feared hockey players in the so-called "stick to the groin" era?
- ... that "Rosebud" was his sled? Oh wait, everyone knew that.
- ... that my girlfriend has herpes? Neither did I.
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On this day
October 16: Oscar Fingal O'Flahertie Wills Wilde Appreciation Day
- 1854 - Oscar Wilde is born, the World rejoices this event.
- 1914 - The first National Making Up Oscar Wilde Quotes Championship is held in Southamptonshire on Boxbridge, England.
- 1963 - A statue of Wilde is erected in his birthplace: Dublin, Ireland. It is inscribed with passages from his most well-known work, The Happy Prince and Other Stories, and becomes a site of pilgrimage for struggling young homosexual playwrights around the world.
- 2007 - Online garbage fire Uncyclopedia hopes referencing Oscar Wilde rubs off on the quality of its shitty articles, fails horribly.
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DaVinci's Hewlett-Packard printer was to be the undoing of his most famous work, resulting in what art scholars have termed the "Mono Lisa."
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