Anenome

That's not an anenome. It's also the wrong kind of anemone. Certainly our editors have fucked up somewhere along the way.

A-ne-mo-ne... that just sounds wrong, does it not? That's a load of B.S.! -Oscar Wilde on Anenomes.

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Amatony of the anemone anenome

An anenome has a large amount of testicles tentacles surrounding its mouth, which it uses to swallow its prey. The replacement of "testicles" with "tentacles" does not help much, since this could easily be the start of a strange new brand of tentacle hentai featuring anonomes anonymous anenomes prominently. Most anenomes can swim, but they usually spend their time rooted to the sea floor. This is a feature that seperates makes them differant different life forms from anemones, which, for the most part, cannot swim, unless they are the Mongols. and that looks really fucking creepy. I mean, have you seen those things? Some marine biologists believe that all moving anemones are simply misidentified anenomes.

Other diffrences differences from anemones (I sure hope I spelled that right!)

• Anenomes are esthetic and melancholic, while anemones are mostly posers and attention seekers.
• Anenomes are cynical while anemones are nihilistic (hey I thought anenomes were the nihilistic ones!)

Behavior behaviour behavior behaviour behavior behaviour why the hell do you care? ugh.

Relationship to clownfish (and clowns)

Anenomes are an enemy of the clownfish, which is such a big joke that it hangs out among the corals and anemones. Most anenomes can, in fact, swim, but only do this to intimidate the stupidest varieties of clownfish (or you), which may believe that the animal is, in fact, an anemone. Then the anenome uses its testicles to ejaculate all over the clownfish, causing the fish to ejaculate evacuate, but it tends to ejaculate as well. Once the fish's balls are fully exhausted, it becomes weak and is easy prey for the anenome.

See Sea also

• Octopus

Zoology

Species

• Furry: African giraffe • Baby Seal • Bear (Polar • Bipolar) • Cat (Daemonic • New Hampshire Merchant) • Elephant • Furries • Gazelle • Human • Otter • Sheep • Skunk • Slender Loris • Moose
  Feathery: Birds • Chicken • Homing pigeon • Kingfisher • Peacock
  Scaly: Corn snake • Fish • Goldfish • Salmon

Culture

• ...in history: Bucephalus (horse) • Great Elephant Revolt (2011) • Jaws did WTC • St. Peter's Basilica (reptile)
  ...in sports: Cow tipping • Kitten hurling battle • Kraft Dinner (horse) • Rough Gay Wolf Sex • Seal Clubbing • Water Polo... With Sharks!

• Slimey: Blue-ringed octopus • Frog • Pond Whales • Salamander • Sturgeon • Uterus
  Creepy crawly • Ant • Cockroach • Lobster • Spider • Sun Bee • Wallet moth
  Other: Balloon Animals • Gazebo • Grue • Toaster • Snipes • Womp

Media

• ...in books: Did you ever lock horns with a goat? • The journey of the ugly kitten • The Life and Times of a Cute Little Puppy
  ...in the news: Delicious New Zealand bird... • Political extremism on the rise... • Man wakes up • Wolverine hits the big screen

• ...in science • Antbortion • An infinite number of monkeys with typewriters • Crypto-Zoology • Kinsey Report No. 3: Sexual Behavior in Hamsters • Tapheselachophobia • Whale bones
  ...as food: • Easter Bunny • Firesheep • Frog Semen • Kittens
  

...as... huh? • Kitten Huffing

Media

• ...in film: 001 (guinea pig) • Bi-curious George (monkey) • Donner (reindeer) • Flying Purple People Eater (something) • Garfield (cat) • G Rated Talking Animal Movie (film) • Steve Irwin (animal grabber)