User:Zombiebaron/Awards
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The Stuff That People Voted For[edit | edit source]
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Uncyclopedian of the Month November 2022 |
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Useless Gobshite of the Year 2012 |
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Perv of the Month September 2012 |
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Uncyclopedian of the Month August 2012 |
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Uncyclopedian of the Year 2011 |
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Snowman of the month September 2011 |
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Zombie of the Month December 2010 |
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World's Best Friend December 2010 |
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Useless Gobshite of the Month November 2010 |
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Potatochopper of the Month October 2010 |
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UnBooks Author of the Month October 2010 |
Sandwich of the Month September 2010
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Potatochopper of the Month July 2009 |
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Writer of the Month October 2007 |
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Noob of the Moment Zombiebaron 2005 |
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Implementor of the Month September 2007 |
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Zombie of the Month May 2007 |
Mhaille Award For Excellence April 2007
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UnBooks Author of the Month April 2007 |
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Potatochopper of the Month December 2006 |
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Uncyclopedian of the Month May 2006 |
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Featured Content[edit | edit source]
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Ninjastars[edit | edit source]
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Whirling Star of Vigilance For, along with Xamralco & Featured User, having voted on every single article that is currently on VFD. –Magic man
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Reskin Ninjastar For the Baconopedia reskin. –Sikon
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Reskin Ninjastar For doing the dirty work on our reskin. –Ljlego
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Reskin Ninjastar Here's your star, you amateur seaguller. –Zim_ulator
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Original Ninjastar For helping out with/judging the 5th edition of the PLS. –EMC
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You-Voted-Me-For-NotM-Just-To-Get-This-Specific-Ninjastar Because who doesn't like getting these things? Jerks, that's who. –Contestant
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Original Ninjastar I award Zombiebaron a Ninjastar for chopping on demand. –Braydie
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Ninjase.cx For contributions in the field of international engineering economics –Rcmurphy
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Ninjase.cx I award you this ninjastar for your lovely Church Of Scatology image. –Insineratehymn
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Original Ninjastar I award you a NinjaStar for you're image on Uncyclux, and for helping with my article Command Line –SonicChao
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The Good ol' Star of Hate I give you this Hater Star because you vote against almost every image on VFP. Keep up the good(?) work! –AAA
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AnnaFrankenStar I award thee ZB the AnnaFrankenStar for you good intentions and your future protection of the Jewish race –Mordillo
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Encourage the n00b star I award You this star, because you're foolish enough to encourage a n00b's Uncyc addiction and increase it's chances of making a career in Humour™ and/or Visual Gags™.*Bonus awarded for being good to the n00b. (Added bonus of +2 available in exchange for cookies). |
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Under-used Ninjastar I award you an under-used Ninjastar. Rust may have dulled its cutting edge, but it is still a potent symbol. Yes. – UU.
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Whirling Ninjastar of Vigilance! I award you this ninjastar for being one of the most helpful admins right now, and for being in general awesome. Thanks very much for the great work on BP lately. –TheLedBalloon
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MSPaint Ninjastar You get a ninjastar for you assistance in making the Yahoo! article not only feature-worthy, but worthy of a RESKIN! W00t! –Bradaphraser
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Cookies[edit | edit source]
 | Premier Tom Mayfair has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
COMMUNISM!!! 
| Rooomy has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
For being a (non)functioning member of society Товарищ Rooomy of the Soviet Union (Yell at me ~ Woo)
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For cleaning up the mess of code on Uncyclopedia vs Powershot, Flamewar of the Ages. -- 19:06, 2 December 2006 (UTC)
| Braydie has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
Thanks for voting me at NotM --—Braydie 00:53, 1 December 2006 (UTC)
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Severian has awarded you a big cookie! Now go play in traffic and drink your fucking milk. |
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| emc has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
Thanks for fixing up the image. It looks a lot better now. --EMC [TALK] 02:57, 11 October 2006 (UTC)
| SarinZero has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
For making up the fictional obscenity BLAG. And fixing my missing tag. --SarinZero (blabber) 10:28, 21 June 2006 (UTC)
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please give me another cookie please (๏̯͡๏)
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The Really Important Awards[edit | edit source]
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Aristocrat en Regalia This person is a winner of the Aristocrat's Ball, which they won for their article: :Image:GrindingNelson.gif |
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Aristocrat en Regalia This person is a winner of the Aristocrat's Ball, which they won for their article: User:Zombiebaron/wip/UnBooks:The Children's Guide to Your First School Shooting |
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Aristocrat en Regalia This person is a winner of the Aristocrat's Ball, which they won for their article: User:Zombiebaron/Aristocrats |
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ORDER OF LYONS ~ 2nd CLASS For demonstration of conduct most becoming an Uncyclopedian ~ virtue, mercy, courage, valour, fairness, protection of the weak and the poor, or some reasonable fascimile thereof, you are hereby instated to the Order of Lyons, with all the rights and privileges pertaining thereto, should any ever exist.
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Mega Deletion Award! This Admin has successfully beaten the crap out of many, |
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Mega Deletion Award! This Admin has successfully beaten the crap out of many, |
(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:01, 14 July 2007 (UTC)
 Alien Burninator! extreme diligence in warding off an |
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The Burninator! This User is hereby cited for extreme diligence |
Purple Spleen
For heroic work in cleaning up the Uncyclopedia one article at a time.
 | Bitch Admin Award
This Admin is such a bitch on wheels, users who have been in their path have had to complain to other admins. |
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This user has recieved a Zombie slave from Zombiebaron for obviously doing something to impress him. Zombieminions must be fed thrice daily on brains or cheese and can be expected to serve you like a slave. |
Psycho Warrior This user is completely insane and is a notable member of the Uncyclopedia Psychobabble Club. |
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Templates that are sorta like Awards[edit | edit source]
 UnDead Writers come and go, but few have the staying power of Canadia's own Zombiebaron. Could YOU question his skills with the Socratic Method? Well, could you? As the author of such literary, and culiniary classics such as The Anarchist Cookbook and the immense The Secret Origins of Cream, Zombiebaron himself will be the first to inform you of his greatness. Frequently. |
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Happy Un-Unbirthday! You have now officially been an uncyclopedia member for one full year. Drink Coca-Cola! |
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You have been cited in Uncyclopedian Bios. Apparently you are "notable". Don't ask me why; I think you're lame. |
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Sikon: I hereby nominate Zombiebaron for sysop here
Zombiebaron: flippin sweet
diMario: Second the motion!
#uncyclopedia-3/25/06
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On your knees, worthy one! The Right Reverend Major Sir Zim_ulator blesses you. Your blessings are increasing exponentially. In the name of Sophia, the Church of Uncyclopedia and the Universal Church Triumphant of the Apathetic Agnostic, kneel and receive the melding of Zim's holy axe and your wetware. Now go write me a good UnNews article. Cheers! |
Zombies need blessing too. Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 00:20, 2 May 2006 (UTC)
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Czar Yah has awarded you this cookie and paintbrush NOT made on MSPaint for being such a good artist! Now go play in traffic or, better yet, go paint something useful. |
Howdy. I'm just dropping by to say thanks for the shiny new pictures on Strawberry Fields (prison). To show my gratitude, have this shiny new template!
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Plate of cornbread!!! Sir Cornbread has done awarded you a whole plate of cornbread fo shizzle! You should feel really special. Now, go get some pork chops and fried chicken, and have yo' self a nice home cooked meal. --Sir Cornbread |
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