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Things I got for doing stuff[edit | edit source]

Thanks for taking the time out of your busy schedule to read articles for me for no pay. Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 20:27, 27 July 2007 (UTC)


This Stool Pigeon User is hereby cited for sterling work on Ban Patrol and/or QVFD.

Rejoice, Modusoperandi! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award

For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

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This user created The Baker's Dozen, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome!
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Pie Award

This user has been a good Uncyclopedian, and therefore gets pie.

One Kind of Award/Honor[edit | edit source]

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Through no fault of my own, I got Screwed by the System.

I feel like such a dirty bitch now.

The Other Kind of Award/Honor[edit | edit source]

Newcookie.gif DiZ has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.
This user gots a shovel.
Yes they does.
Newcookie.gif Sir Cornbread has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.
Hey, congratulations!!!
For your reluctance to succumb to the power of Hello Kitty, Demon General of the Abyss, DiZ has awarded you by killing a martyr in your name! Don't feel guilty, he didn't pay his taxes anyways.
-- DiZ the Great

Newcookie.gif Somebody has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.
Newcookie.gif Micoolio101 has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.
Shiny brass anvil.jpg Tooltroll likes me so much, he gave me a shiny brass anvil!

In the name of Allah! Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

has awarded you a Nuclear missile
Now go and destroy the The Zionist Entity

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Happy UnBirthday!

You have now officially been an Uncyclopedia member for one full year. Must suck to be you!

Cbread.jpg Plate of cornbread!!!
Sir Cornbread has done awarded you a whole plate of cornbread fo shizzle! You should feel really special. Now, go get some pork chops and fried chicken, and have yo' self a nice home cooked meal. --Sir Cornbread

Newcookie.gif AAA! has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.
Another nugget of wisdom from Famous Doble Dichos:
"It takes a brave man to admit he's a sniveling coward, Pilgrim."


Newcookie.gif Hindleyite has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.
Newcookie.gif Arborguitars has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

NeedABrain has awarded you a test tube!
...for clever edits on The Black And White Man


Don't worry, it's just Jägermeister (hiccup)... Zheers!

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This User Reverts Shit

This User is hereby cited for helping kill bad ideas by blocking them noobs' rears until they asplode!
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Marly.JPG The Don thanks you

He is pleased with your work, and hopes
that you prosper in your endevours.
He extends a hand of friendship, should you need it.

Yellow cow.jpg Doug Memorial Cow Award
I hereby bestoweth on thee, the Doug Memorial Cow Award
Yellow Cow
Just because I felt like it.

--The.original.joe.shmoe blahSelfportrait.jpgMUN pool table!!

Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png09:57, 01 July 2007


b0n b0ns has awarded you the Purple Jamsformer.!!
101,333 users have been burninated, or have asploded from its sheer awesomeness so be careful. And once again, congratz for being the funniest person on Uncyclopedia, as appointed by b0n b0ns.

This announcement brought to you by The cabalThe cabal (There is no cabal)

~Jewriken.GIF 09:07, 3 September 2007 (UTC)