User:Modusoperandi/awards

Awards and Honors

Things I got for doing stuff

Thanks for taking the time out of your busy schedule to read articles for me for no pay. Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 20:27, 27 July 2007 (UTC)

Supergrass

This Stool Pigeon User is hereby cited for sterling work on Ban Patrol and/or QVFD.

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Rejoice, Modusoperandi! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award

For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

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This user created The Baker's Dozen, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome!

Pie Award

This user has been a good Uncyclopedian, and therefore gets pie.

KEEP YOUR GRUBBY HANDS OFF IT!

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One Kind of Award/Honor

Through no fault of my own, I got Screwed by the System.

I feel like such a dirty bitch now.

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The Other Kind of Award/Honor

DiZ has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

This user gots a shovel. Yes they does.

Sir Cornbread has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Hey, congratulations!!! For your reluctance to succumb to the power of Hello Kitty, Demon General of the Abyss, DiZ has awarded you by killing a martyr in your name! Don't feel guilty, he didn't pay his taxes anyways. -- DiZ the Great

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

On your knees, worthy one! The Right Reverend Major Sir Zim_ulator blesses you. Your blessings are increasing exponentially. In the name of Sophia, the Church of Uncyclopedia and the Universal Church Triumphant of the Apathetic Agnostic, kneel and receive the melding of Zim's holy axe and your wetware. Now go write me a good UnNews article. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 03:48, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

Micoolio101 has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Tooltroll likes me so much, he gave me a shiny brass anvil!

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has awarded you a Nuclear missile Now go and destroy the The Zionist Entity This Template Will Self Destruct in seconds

Happy UnBirthday!

You have now officially been an Uncyclopedia

member for one full year. Must suck to be you!

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Plate of cornbread!!! Sir Cornbread has done awarded you a whole plate of cornbread fo shizzle! You should feel really special. Now, go get some pork chops and fried chicken, and have yo' self a nice home cooked meal. --Sir Cornbread

You have won the coveted Bucket of Piss award. I would congratulate you, but this isn't anything to be proud about.

AAA! has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Another nugget of wisdom from Famous Doble Dichos:
"It takes a brave man to admit he's a sniveling coward, Pilgrim."

--OEJ

Hindleyite has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Arborguitars has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

NeedABrain has awarded you a test tube! ...for clever edits on The Black And White Man
Don't worry, it's just Jägermeister (hiccup)... Zheers!

This User Reverts Shit This User is hereby cited for helping kill bad ideas by blocking them noobs' rears until they asplode!

Don't Panic Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz wish to read for you one of his poems as a token of gratitude.. Alas, you are not expected to survive the experience

The Don thanks you He is pleased with your work, and hopes that you prosper in your endevours. He extends a hand of friendship, should you need it.

Doug Memorial Cow Award I hereby bestoweth on thee, the Doug Memorial Cow Award Yellow Cow Just because I felt like it. Congradulations

--The.original.joe.shmoe blahMUN fnord!!

Modusoperandi

09:57, 01 July 2007

Congratulations!!!

b0n b0ns has awarded you the Purple Jamsformer.!!
102,716 users have been burninated, or have asploded from its sheer awesomeness so be careful. And once again, congratz for being the funniest person on Uncyclopedia, as appointed by b0n b0ns.

This announcement brought to you by The cabalThe cabal (There is no cabal)

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YOU IS UNDAR MY SPEL THIS PERSON VERY GOODLY AND HIS WORF A SPECIAL MODUSOPERANDI NINJEWTSU STAR I CANNOT AVERT MINE EYES FROM THERE MODUSOPERANDI TALK HEADER. IT IS NOT GOODLY.

YOU SIR, IS THE BESTEST SO SAY WE ALL so say we all

~ 09:07, 3 September 2007 (UTC)

On behalf of Prettiestpretty Mrs. Edwin Standish of Shaker Heights Ohio Wife, mother and Daughter of the American Revolution appreciates your good works and attention to detail. Graciously yours, Mrs. Edwin Standish

Happy Chairman Award

Bloody marvelous! Happiness abound in readings of you. Laughing Chairman Mao giving you award from Modusoperandi for special contribute of funny to Uncyclopedia!!

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Gert5 Award for 3XCELLENCE V3RBALLY 2008

Sycamore has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Woo! Yay, go you! Under User has decided that you are "quite a decent sort", which is apparently one of his highest terms of praise! This is therefore a good thing, and in accordance with this, he's throwing a party down the manhole to celebrate. Look at him go! You're not invited though. Don't take it personally.

You are not pants MrN9000 could not help but notice that you are not pants. As such, you have been awarded the Titanium Trousers by way of recognition. Any suggestion that this is a pants award will be treated accordingly...

Mad Mike "Moishe" Tyson does it, so you should too!

Yes - it's Purim already, so be like
Mike and eat some ears today!

It's the only time of year when being a Jew is fun!
Chag Purim Sameach from Rabbi Techno

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THANK YOU! In appreciation for tolerating me when PMSing I wish to thank you by handing you this lovely sample of potted cactus erectus, found in my backyard. For your enjoyment and pleasure. Love and respect ~ Huggybear

PuppyOnTheRadio has awarded you a cookie! Quick bask in glory. Now get back to work administratorisiationing!

Killer_3.14 has awarded you a cookie! Thank you for your help in general and don't play in traffic

Yet another kind...

Mrs. Fundlebuggy sends you a big pie and a warm welcome! Thanks for voting for my son, even though he is clearly going to lose. Normally people just kick him in the shin and fill him with balloons. I know I do.

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

The Artist as a Young Psychopath Many thanks for voting for me as Writerie of ThE Ear. These things mean a lot to me. Indeed, I recall the words of my old dad, who said: Son, writing is just like shooting. You aim, you shoot, you watch the rodent explode and then you wander home with a strange feeling of regret. And you know what? ... He was totally wrong.

Berogen has awarded you the Neat Order of the Closet for voting For HowTo:Convince People You're a Heterosexual Male Wear It With Pride!TM You big homo.

THIS USER NEVER TURNS RIGHT And so the motherland would like to thank him. The motherland would also likes to thank him for voting for My Journeys with the GPS. Now, TURN LEFT!

Braydie thanks you for voting for him to be Uncyclopedian of the Month January 2007.

	Gneomi has awarded you some hot stuff to jihad your own ride!
	For voting on Jihad My Ride.
	"Never forget: Jihad is not all about war. It is about creating cool stuff and making cars look better. Yo jihad yo!!"

IT WASN'T ME But thank you for voting. And suffering.

	Comrade NeedABrain has awarded you a red M&M!
	Due voting on Practical Lessons on Communism "In Soviet Russia, article features YOU!"

Senator Calhoun thanks you for voting for Xavier's article on him.
Now, and only now, can you consider yourself truly safe when the moon is full.

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has ordered the capture and release of another British sailor crew to celebrate this user's voting actions!

	NeedABrain has awarded you a Dry Martini!
	For voting on HowTo:Run Away From Fat Ladies Everything goes easier after this.

Freeze, evil-doer!!!
	You have be some black an For voting on The	en awarded d white cookies Black And White Man
Now sing along: “Ebony, Ivory, living in perfect harmony!”

Weasel3689 would like to thank you for Lord of the Flies. Remember: Weasels Rule!

	Herr Doktor has awarded you a pumpkin pie!
	For voting on Gallows Humor "With your stamina refilled, time to work!"

	Prettiestpretty dances for your pleasure!
	For voting on Now That You Are Almost a Woman Now go out and get in touch with your feminine side!

OMG THANX!!!
	For voting on my Lego Assassination Image on VFP! Sliffy thanks you! I so totally stole this box
Now sing along: “Ebony, Ivory, living in perfect harmony!”

Thank you for choosing
The Red Pill

You've exhibited the capacity for the
divine truths of existence

(*even if you were originally just trying to shed some poundage before the big cruise).

	Thanks a Bundle
	Thanks for voting for Mad TV. Not that it was stressing me out. What, me worry?	Whoops. Wrong logo.

Mr. Kearsy ..is so cool, he doesn't have to say anything in order to thank you. Just look into his eyes and you'll know.

For voting for Hoboeroticism, Codeine bestows upon you: One shiny new quarter. Now you can make a homeless guy very happy.

	The Led Balloon has awarded you a piece of Floridian swampland. They're goin' quick!
	PS: You get this for voting on that UnNews thing I made. Thanks for putting up with my excessive Votewhoring. Stay dry now!

Sonic80 has awarded you a magnifying glass of which you, too, may use to get thousands of dollars, in government subsidies for insect torture research.

Modusoperandi/awards

I thank you humbly for the opportunity to impose myself upon the tiny box marked Today's featured article. My own little box in this dark corner of the interweb. My welcoming visage, greeting all who visit this cartoonish funhouse of crazy people. The depravity, flowing like gravy down the chin of a senator. This is my honor.

Much appreciated, you bastard.

Yours always,

Duke
(dictated but not read. Transcripted by your pal, THINKER 04:33, 8 August 2007 (UTC).)

	The Led Balloon has awarded you a handy pamphlet, so that you will always remember how to check for lumps.
	Thanks for voting on my article, and giving me TWO FEATURES IN A ROW! Also: beware the deadly lumps!

THE has granted you an express invitation to Skippy Leadwell's Funeral. The eulogy will be delivered by Leviticus, one of his favorite blades of grass who is being flown in first-class from Africa. Mr. Leadwell will be laid to rest on a pile of grass clippings. There he will lie with his brothers for eternity. Or at least until he starts to smell.

THEY TRIED TO PREVENT THIS ARTICLE FROM BEING FEATURED They failed. Let's Eat!. Those bizarre triangle-shaped dough stuff. What the hell are those anyway? Oh, and thank you for voting!

	WILSON!! WIILLSOOONN!! Hey, there he is! Anyways, The Led Balloon would like to thank you for voting on UnBooks:The Castaway.
	When you get on the raft, don't forget to bring...... Oh, never mind...

Thanks for joining the campaign against this sort of thing. By swelling our already formidable ranks, you have helped ensure that our voice will not go unheard! Glorious success will yet be ours! Sorry dear, I will keep the noise down. Thanks for your vote.

	Necropaxx awards you your certificate of quitting!
	PS: Thanks for learning HowTo:Stop Being a Nerd on VFH.

	The UnIdiot has chosen to give you an AK-47 as thanks for voting on HowTo:Be safe with guns, and hopes that you will remember to be safe with your shiny new rifle. Don't shoot your eye out!
	The UnIdiot also appreciates you putting up with his incredible amounts of whoring!

"Please ma'am, hand over the deed. No ma'am, I'm not joking, I'm somber, which is the only emotion I'm capable of experiencing." Ooooh...too bad about your house...still, thanks for voting for UnNews:Record percentage of children dressed up as mortgage foreclosure bankers this Halloween!

	The Led Balloon has awarded you with a FREE* case of Honest Jim's patented Miracle Tonic.
	*Not actually free. Side effects may include just about any horrible diseases we can come up with.

	MrN9000 has awarded you with this rather nicely coloured boxy thing to thank you for voting and helping to get The Color Problem featured on the front page.
	*Please do not mention the colour/color problem. It's not an issue. Really.

SON OF A BITCH. I... just... Christ. Thanks for voting for HowTo:Mail a Letter to the first featured article of 2008. Maybe I'll just call you next time. a friendly message from your local post office.

UU wishes to express his gratitude for your vote for UnScripts:Average Cop by giving you the promotional tie-in cup o' joe with donuts, available at your local franchise donut or coffee emporium now, probably. Thankies!

Thank you for voting You have been awarded majority shareholding in DJ's Worms and Drinkies by way of thanks for voting Pre-Market Economy onto the main page. Just hold on tight, those kids bite...

RAAAAWR!! GRAAH! Gavin thanks you for voting to publish his memoirs. Just don't let any trannies read it. Thanks for voting.