UnNews:Abe Vigoda continues unbroken living streak

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19 July 2009

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"Johnny Carson, George Burns, Estelle Getty,
Ed McMahon, Tony Randall, Jack Lemmon,
Lucille Ball, Don Knotts, Frank McCourt, Walter Cronkite...
I outlived all you bastards!
You're next, Mickey Rooney!"

~ Abe Vigoda (February 24, 1921 - ???)

Sources[edit | edit source]

  • Jerry Battiste "Vigoda Lives!" The Blufton News-Banner, June 26, 2009