UnScripts:Alien Covenant

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Except for Like-Ripley-but-not-Ripley and Kenny Powers, all of these dumb people die

For 243 minutes after their ship is attacked by space, the crew of the Covenant make bad decisions, discover that David (from Prometheus, now fully recovered from his bodylessness) invented Zenomorphs because he hated his father, and die.

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