User talk:Madclaw/archive

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Welcome![edit source]

Hello, Madclaw/archive, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

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How dare you[edit source]

I saw that, Madclaw—or should I say "MANTICORE"?!?!?!?!  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngSun, Dec 30 '12 10:44 (UTC)

You get your butt back here this instant, Manticore, or you will live just long enough to regret several things. Sneak-in-the-night. How dare you! ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngSun, Dec 30 '12 15:46 (UTC)

Happy Monkey Topic[edit source]

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Your topic for the contest is Nintendo Wii . You have 36 hours to write the article (until Friday 03.00 UTC/Thursday 9pm EST). If you want to make it unbook, unreview etc. you can very slightly alter the title. Remember the judging is on creativity and originality more than anything else. Have fun. In the mean time Happy Monkey is leaving various surprises all over your house. --ShabiDOO 14:52, 20 March 2013 (UTC)

Adoption[edit source]

Hey! I can adopt you, do you know how to add my template to your userpage? If you have any questions about the site or need help with an article just leave me a message on my talk page. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 07:16, 23 April 2013

Just stop[edit source]

I've stopped talking about darthipedia, I'm not interacting with it or any of its affiliations, so could you please just stop it? With the snark and everything, honestly, it isn't helping. --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 16:50, 8 October 2013 (UTC)

Correction, it isn't helping you and this has nothng to do with Darthipedia. Having your idiot cronies/sockpuppets/family members spam #uncyclopedia with "unban denza" messages isn't helping you. Have a super friendly unfrustrating terrific day. PS Filth Flarn Flarn Filth Snark Snark Schmoo! That is all Madclaw @ talk 17:01, 8 October 2013 (UTC)
Oh that thing? Yeah, I mentioned #uncyclopedia in some channel, then I mentioned that I was banned, then some guy did that spam. --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 17:02, 8 October 2013 (UTC)
I don't believe you. Madclaw @ talk 17:17, 8 October 2013 (UTC)
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