User talk:JJPMaster/Archive 1

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RedWarn

It appears you have RedWarn-I used to have it on enwiki before getting blocked-how do I install it here? Gale5050 complain about me! 15:13, 4 January 2021 (UTC)

@Gale5050: What you do is you add this line to Special:MyPage/common.js and Special:MyPage/uncyclopedia.js:

mw.loader.load('//en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:RedWarn/.js&action=raw&ctype=text/javascript'); JJP...MASTER!_{[talk to]JJP... master?} 15:19, 4 January 2021 (UTC)

Do they have Twinkle here? Gale5050 complain about me! 15:22, 4 January 2021 (UTC)

@Gale5050: I do not believe so; I tried to manually install a port of Twinkle that works on most Wikimedia wikis, but it did not work. JJP...MASTER!_{[talk to]JJP... master?} 15:24, 4 January 2021 (UTC)

Dammit though! Twinkle is more efficient. Also, are there a series of warning templates with RW? Gale5050 complain about me! 15:27, 4 January 2021 (UTC)

@Gale5050: What do you mean "a series of warning templates with RW"? JJP...MASTER!_{[talk to]JJP... master?} 15:29, 4 January 2021 (UTC)

Like on enwiki. Gale5050 complain about me! 15:38, 4 January 2021 (UTC)

@Gale5050: You mean how RW allows you to use series of warning templates? JJP...MASTER!_{[talk to]JJP... master?} 15:39, 4 January 2021 (UTC)

Yes. Also, ping failed. Gale5050 complain about me! 16:16, 4 January 2021 (UTC)

@Gale5050: I don't know if Uncyclopedia has warning templates, but I feel tempted to create them if they do not exist. JJP...MASTER!_{[talk to]JJP... master?} 16:17, 4 January 2021 (UTC)

Might be wise to do it. We do have one, User: Whytheonlyone/uw/rollbacknotice, at the very least. It’s the enwiki equivalent of uw-vandalism1. Gale5050 complain about me! 16:19, 4 January 2021 (UTC)

Why did you bastardize a fuller template to have it work with RedWarn? It was better before. With the noob=yes parameter. Gale5050 complain about me! 16:22, 4 January 2021 (UTC)

@Gale5050: I just moved the template to this new title. (and the noob=yes parameter does work.) JJP...MASTER!_{[talk to]JJP... master?} 16:23, 4 January 2021 (UTC)

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But you didn’t move the documentation. Gale5050 complain about me! 16:26, 4 January 2021 (UTC)

@Gale5050: I forgot that I can't move subpages and the parent pages at the same time, so I have now done that. JJP...MASTER!_{[talk to]JJP... master?} 16:28, 4 January 2021 (UTC)

How do I change my RW preferences? --Gale5050 complain about me! 19:01, 4 January 2021 (UTC)

@Gale5050: You click the three dots on the RW toolbar, and then click RedWarn preferences. You do it the same way as you should do on enwiki. JJP...MASTER!_{[talk to]JJP... master?} 19:03, 4 January 2021 (UTC)

Thanks, I have now changed it. --Gale5050 complain about me! 19:04, 4 January 2021 (UTC)

You should also notify Ed6767 on enwiki that you carried it over here. --Gale5050 complain about me! 02:37, 5 January 2021 (UTC)

More on RedWarn

Is there a way to make new entries on Ban Patrol appear at the top with RedWarn? MrX blow me 21:44, 6 January 2021 (UTC)

MrX, I don't know what part of RW's code I have to change to do that, but I'm working on that. JJP...MASTER!_{[talk to] JJP... master?} 21:46, 6 January 2021 (UTC)

Ok, cool, thanks. MrX blow me 21:46, 6 January 2021 (UTC)

MrX, I can't seem to find out how to fix it, so I guess we'll just keep it as it is for now. JJP...MASTER!_{[talk to] JJP... master?} 22:31, 6 January 2021 (UTC)

Ok, I guess. What exactly is RedWarn anyway? MrX blow me 22:44, 6 January 2021 (UTC)

MrX, A Wikipedia counter-vandalism tool that I ported to Uncyc for no apparent reason, which led to the test self-revert warning thing that occurred. JJP...MASTER!_{[talk to] JJP... master?} 22:48, 6 January 2021 (UTC)

Haha ok I see. I'm looking it up on Wikipedia now. Looks like it could be useful here. Perhaps this old dog should learn some new tricks :) MrX blow me 22:53, 6 January 2021 (UTC)

RedWarn user warn error

Hi JJPMaster, I've just installed redwarn. It's cool and I've managed to revert a few disruptive edits already. However, when I tried to warn the user directly, redwarn responded with an error. I went to the user's talk page and used RW to try and warn him/her again, it responded with an error too. Is there any reason for that? The console error message was DevTools failed to load SourceMap: Could not load content for https://redwarn.toolforge.org/cdn/css/jquery.contextMenu.min.css.map: HTTP error: status code 404, net::ERR_HTTP_RESPONSE_CODE_FAILURE, so I suspect some file is missing somewhere. Stay safe! ~ Hipponias^CUN - Talk - Contribs - Articles  14:41, 13 January 2021 (UTC)

Hipponias, I experienced this same error, but I found a way to fix it, so you can try it again. JJP...MASTER!_{[talk to] JJP... master?} 15:21, 13 January 2021 (UTC)

Alright, thanks! ~ Hipponias^CUN - Talk - Contribs - Articles  15:26, 13 January 2021 (UTC)

You've got mail!

You need to know how important voting rules are, Craig. So I'm going to suspend you from school, and request that you have your testicles removed surgically. MrX blow me 20:20, 3 February 2021 (UTC)

Let's just hope that I survive long enough to finish writing this bot that ICUs blank pages... Have a good day, and may Sophia bless you, JJP...MASTER!_{[talk to] JJP... master?} 20:21, 3 February 2021 (UTC)

Lol nice. MrX blow me 20:27, 3 February 2021 (UTC)

Reverting additions to talk pages

Hi JJPMaster. Just so you know we don't revert additions to talk pages unless it is clearly vandalism or inappropriate content. If you don't want to participate in the competition that's totally fine. In the future I'd suggest you just ignore the message or better yet just say "no thanks". That goes for anything someone adds to your talk page. ShabiDOO

By the way...you signed up to be a judge in the competition. Are you still judging? ShabiDOO 14:49, 14 February 2021 (UTC)

I am still judging, I just removed the thing because I don't like automated or semi-automated messages on my talk page, it wasn't because I just didn't want to participate in it. JJP...MASTER!_{[talk to] JJP... master?} 14:50, 14 February 2021 (UTC)

The VFH you created I nominated

There are suggestions on the VFh and TP. It's 4/2, but it needs +4 support It may fail. Please improve. --Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 02:45, 14 February 2021 (UTC)

I actually didn’t create that page, the PR comment I left may make it seem like I did, but I didn’t. I however will try to address the concerns in the VFH if possible. JJP...MASTER!_{[talk to] JJP... master?} 03:21, 14 February 2021 (UTC)

Yeah, maybe if we broadcast it it will help. Try broadcasting via IRC/discord. --Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 14:30, 14 February 2021 (UTC)

Okay. I'd recommend just collapsing those messages as opposed to removing them. ShabiDOO 18:12, 14 February 2021 (UTC)

Template:Timezone-header

Hi , I've run into a problem with the MediaWiki #time module on Template:Timezone-header. The autogenerated time (with {{#time:H:i|{{#time:r|(timezone increment)}}}} somehow flips the increment and the time is wrong. For example, at UTC 00:00 the time in Beijing (UTC+8) should be 08:00. However, the template claims that the time is 16:00 (UTC-8). Any ideas on how this might have happened? ~ Hipponias^CUN - Talk - Contribs - Articles  13:18, 16 February 2021 (UTC)

I’ve tried to fix this over the past about 25 minutes, but I still have no idea what I’m doing. JJP...MASTER!_{[talk to] JJP... master?} 13:49, 16 February 2021 (UTC)

The Lua time module seems more suited to this kind of thing. Any way to port it here? ~ Hipponias^CUN - Talk - Contribs - Articles  13:55, 16 February 2021 (UTC)

Because I don’t have access to Special:Import, I’m gonna have to copy-paste the entire thing. JJP...MASTER!_{[talk to] JJP... master?} 13:58, 16 February 2021 (UTC)

Never mind, I fixed it. ~ Hipponias^CUN - Talk - Contribs - Articles  15:58, 16 February 2021 (UTC)

New forum

I'm assuming you've already seen this, but just in case, please join us here: Forum:Top 10 Articles of 2020 Logo. If you're wondering why several hours passed before I sent you a message, it's because I hate your guts I'm an idiot I'm a tool I'm a douche ok fine I fell asleep. Cheers. MrX blow me 16:02, 18 February 2021 (UTC)

Note

@Kev: Please give Celeste autopatrolled rights. JJP...MASTER!_{[talk to] JJP... master?} 17:24, 22 February 2021 (UTC)

Done. Check your Discord. I'll also unblock you now. User:Kev/s

A very special request

Hi JJPMaster! So, I've got a very special request...

Do you mind deploying Huggle support onto Uncyclopedia, per mw:Manual:Huggle/Deploying? I know that I am asking a lot, but by doing this, you're singlehandedly going to be able to slap all Uncyclospam and Uncyclovandalism out of existence, since I'll be able to automate blocks and much more.

Hope you don't mind too much! I'll grant you 420,691,337 WikiPoints if you are successful in your endeavors.

May Sophia bless you,  Cassandra  (talk) 10:24pm  February 27, 2021

@Cassie: I just finished it, just install normal Huggle and replace your huggle3.xml with this, and you'll be good~!

Now have fun! JJP...MASTER!_{[talk to] JJP... master?} 23:32, 27 February 2021 (UTC)

Notification: Blocked

You have been blocked from editing for a period of 1 second for Let's hope this shit works. Once the block has expired, you are welcome to make useful contributions. If you think there are good reasons why you should be unblocked, you may request an unblock by adding {{unblock|your reason here}} below. {Charlie Chaplin} 01:12, 28 February 2021 (UTC)

It works. Good. Charlie Quotidien (talk) 01:15, 28 February 2021 (UTC)

Judging

Hey Kev. Thanks again for agreeing to judge this year. To avoid judges scores influencing one another we will have them send it independently by email (to happymonkeycompetition@gmail.com ). All you have to do is provide a score out of ten for every article for:

• Originality
• Creativity (with the topic, in general etc)
• Humour

You can give a reason for each of those three numbers or just a general explanation (one sentence minimum per article). If you want to give more detailed explanation there is no limit to how much feedback you'd like to give and it is encouraged. I will personally write a full pee review for every article but you certainly don't have to. The only request is that you put in the same effort for every article (unless it is a stub). Have fun and I'll give you, let's say...five days to judge. Let me know if you need more time.

Happy monkey has a vagina and just let out the biggest queef ever!

Score:

the sandbox. If you have any questions, you can ask for assistance at the village dump. Thanks. JJP...MASTER!_{[talk to] JJP... master?} 22:42, 28 February 2021 (UTC)

And don't worry, I'm just testing Huggle. JJP...MASTER!_{[talk to] JJP... master?} 22:43, 28 February 2021 (UTC)

Thanks for judging HMC 2021

Hey JJP. HMC 2021 was a lot of fun this year. Thanks for all your effort, scoring all the articles and taking the time to make comments. Hope you participate or judge next year!

Full competition scores and results for all the articles here.

Thanks again and happy monkey lovingly farts all over your adorable face. ShabiDOO 11:32, 7 March 2021 (UTC)

Ixlhell

hello, why was the article moved back? FUCK WIKIPEDIA! (talk) 19:31, 9 March 2021 (UTC)

Why did you move the article to begin with? JJP...MASTER!_{[talk to] JJP... master?} 19:31, 9 March 2021 (UTC)

well the site itself is referred as IXHell by studentsFUCK WIKIPEDIA! (talk) 19:46, 9 March 2021 (UTC)

would it be okay to move it? FUCK WIKIPEDIA! (talk) 20:25, 9 March 2021 (UTC)

If you think it's a better title, feel free to move it back. JJP...MASTER!_{[talk to] JJP... master?} 20:26, 9 March 2021 (UTC)

thanks FUCK WIKIPEDIA! (talk) 20:27, 9 March 2021 (UTC)

Request

Using your thumbsucker access, can you copy Uncyclopedia:VFP/2561.jpg the contents into Uncyclopedia:VFP/Failed/Archive? --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 22:58, 17 March 2021 (UTC)

 Done JJP...MASTER!_{[talk to] JJP... master?} 22:59, 17 March 2021 (UTC)

Thanks

I know this isn't that important, but thanks for the recent help on the articles I've edited, like Wii Fit & and My Keyboard is Missing its homerow. You've been real swell. Thanks! WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 00:56, 20 March 2021 (UTC)

VFP

Consider voting please. Thanks . Could use votes. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 01:42, 3 April 2021 (UTC)

Gale this is a violation of your sanctions. You are not permitted to write on user talk pages unless it is about an article you have written 50% of or a VFH related to that article. Let people vote or not vote however they like. ShabiDOO 01:47, 3 April 2021 (UTC)

Hmm..I see Editing all other user talk pages, but only if it is specifically concerning an article that is at least 51% written by Gale, or a VFH/VFP/VFD related to it that is an unambiguously constructive comment or question. Considering how he wanted to advertise something he didn't partake in...is probably constructive. He also is pretty mellow.--Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 01:51, 3 April 2021 (UTC)

Hmm...maybe your right, but that directly conflicts with [1]. As such Kev must clarify. + redudancy --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 01:54, 3 April 2021 (UTC)

Sorry that anonymous user was vandalising your userpage/user talk page on English Wikipedia.

That was actually my evil, non-existent twin, I nickname, Flipper4. He is a troublemaker. Bamber2805 lol (Talk | Contribs | Scratch) 20:20, 1 April 2023 (UTC)

Update: Thanks to him, I can't edit Wikipedia UNTIL OCTOBER. Bamber2805 lol (Talk | Contribs | Scratch) 20:27, 1 April 2023 (UTC)