User:DiabloPimp

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This user is Lawful Evil. He will not kill you, rape your girlfriend or butcher your children. His minions, on the other hand, are another matter entirely.
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Greetings[edit]

WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF NIGHTMARES... I hope you enjoy your stay in this, the deepest level of the Tarterian Depths of Carceri. Of, before you begin, there is something that I must tell you...

You check in, but you don't check out!

I have been banished to this infernal prison for sewing lies, deceit and hatred among the peoples of Greyhawk. No hero was a match for the sheer power of my no-penalty crossclass Assassin/Wizard, and I swiftly dominated that pitiful world. Angered at my supposed insolence, the Gods--and their God, the dungeon master--tore my soul from my body and banished me to the pit, where I am taunted mercilessly by Tarterian Dragons. Yet I am growing stronger, and soon I shall unite all the fiends of the Lower Planes in a terrible assault on the uni--

Son!

Oh, for God's sake, What is it, Dad?

Would you stop playing that game and come clean up the lawn?

In a minute! perhaps...

My Nationality[edit]

Yes, I know. I'm Canadian. I assume some of you think that this constitutes grounds for making fun of me, don't you? Well guess what? I'm Canadian...and so are the people who dub all the anime you watch. Think about that.